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Thelemite, Gen X, liberal, feminist, snark, queer, whatever. I'm banned from Tinder! What you see is what you get. All orange cats share one brain cell. Rebellions are built on hope.

A fluffy orange cat lying on a purple blanket.

A grizzly polar bear hybrid, with a mix of fluffy light brown and white fur.

A praying mantis on a window, surrounded by leaves and berries.

Mug shot of Chronister, next to his Facebook post that says in all caps: "I will not apologize for being straight. I still not apologize for being Christian. I will not apologize for being white. I will not apologize for supporting gun rights." Below that, text reads, "Bible-thumping Tennessee man arrested for beating relative to death with a hammer and then sexually abusing the corpse."

A person looks out a sliding glass door, asking, "Whatever happened to spontaneous human combustion?"

Emily from The Devil Wears Prada asks, "Are you wearing the Mit-"

Andrea, dressed in a red gingham shirt and silver rimmed glasses, replies, "The Mitch McConnell AI proof of life ensemble? Yes I am."

Photgraph of a crashed helicopter. @FlightGlobal says South African R44 crashed during lift-off after unsecured penguin fell on controls.
@Xaniken replies God will do anything to keep those penguins flightless.

Chuck Tingle speaks next to a screen that says, "Add a little more love."

Two redheads posing on either side of Chuck Tingle, who is wearing a pink bag over his head that says, "Love is real."

A signed copy of Fabulous Bodies by Chuck Tingle.

A screen shot of an image with a +ALT tag on it, followed by informational text: Alt text describes images for blind and low-vision users, and helps give context to everyone.

A fluffy orange cat lying on a tan comforter.

A sleeping kitten.

Three cats -- one gray and white, one brown tabby and white, and one orange and white -- have questions about who will be occupying a blue recliner.

Liber OZ sub figura LXXVII
Liber OZ:

“the law of
the strong:
this is our law
and the joy
of the world.”
—AL. II. 21

“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.” —AL. I. 40

“thou hast no right but to do thy will. Do that, and no other shall say nay.” —AL. I. 42–3

“Every man and every woman is a star.” —AL. I. 3

There is no god but man.
1. Man has the right to live by his own law—

to live in the way that he wills to do:
to work as he will:
to play as he will:
to rest as he will:
to die when and how he will.

2. Man has the right to eat what he will:

to drink what he will:
to dwell where he will:
to move as he will on the face of the earth.

3. Man has the right to think what he will:

to speak what he will:
to write what he will:
to draw, paint, carve, etch, mould, build as he will:
to dress as he will.

4. Man has the right to love as he will:—

“take your fill and will of love as ye will,
when, where, and with whom ye will.” —AL. I. 51

5. Man has the right to kill those who would thwart these rights.

“the slaves shall serve.” —AL. II. 58

“Love is the law, love under will.” —AL. I. 57

Pictures of Chris Evans as America, giving a good view of his butt.

A fluffy orange and white tabby cat.

A woman points at a chalkboard that reads: You're a dumbass. Your ass is dumb. There is a dumbass. Their asses are dumb. They're dumbasses. You are a loser. His shoelaces are looser than hers. Apostrophes are not for plurals.

A scene from a comic. Man says, "Think of it, Ellen... a world full of weirdos!" Ellen replies, "That would be wonderful..."

Captain America says, "I want you to punch Nazis. Punch every goddamn one."

A bumper sticker on a black car reads, "Dexter 2028: Fill the Swamp."

A plaque commemorating the Watergate Investigation, outside a parking garage in Rosslyn, Virginia.

A crowd watching the scaffolding rise to remove Trump's name from the Kennedy Center, June 12, 2026.

Taurus Sun, Gemini rising, Capricorn moon, Gemini Venus.

A man in a bathrobe sprays a small fire extinguisher at a large fire while nuns and others look on.

Comparison of UFC set up in front of White House to toddler play set.

Me at exactly 11:59:59 pm May 31st. Frau Farbissina yells: "RELEASE THE GAYS!"

Breaking news: Gritty announces it's illegal to be straight in the month of June. No more straight people. See something, say something.

A car covered with bumper stickers says remember if you honk all you
At me I week honk honk
If you get any closer u have to
Honk if you will if I honk myself want
Honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honk

Photograph of author Dashiell Hammett.

Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "Nobody knows God better than me. And NOBODY is loved more by God than me!"

Mountain laurel blossoms and leaves.

Mama goats with their babies in a barn.

An orange cat lying on an office chair.

A Lego man with giant googly eyes pasted over the face. Text reads, "Sorry but the Iranian government's depiction of Kash Patel is fucking frying me. "

A photgraph of David Daniel attacking the Capitol next to his mug shot, with text, "Another Trump pardoned January 6 rioter David Daniel to admit guilt in child sexual abuse case."

A chonky orange cat lying on a hardwood floor.

A fluffy orange cat lying on a lavender blanket.

A post on reddit that says, "Actors who will not win an Oscar, " showing Donald Trump with the Doordash granny.

Trump dressed as Jesus wears a Mountain Dew Code Red t-shirt and reaches fit s bucket of fried chicken.

A horrible Republican (redundant) from North Carolina, Patrick McHenry, is wearing a bow tie.

A sign at a Sheetz gas station showing regular at $3.99 a gallon and Diesel at $5.89 a gallon.

In a scene from American Horror Story: Murder House, Chad Warwick asks, "Who is JungleJim4422@yahoo.com?"

We should just call it the "Quit fucking children, you abominable cunt" protest so the MAGAts will quit asking stupid questions.

A person in an inflatable tyrannosaurus costume, holding a sign that says, "Sic semper tyrannosaurus."

A photograph of Donald Trump looking in the mirror, with text, "Breaking: first photos of Trump's negotiations with Iran leak."

Photograph of Donald Trump. Text reads: "I'm not afraid of anything," said the guy who is deathly afraid of sharks, windmills, oceans, rain, germs, stairs, ramps, dogs, food poisoning, crowds, and eagles.

A mugshot from Jacksonville Florida Police Department. A Florida woman has been accused of entering the penguin enclosure to teach them to tap dance, using a live alligator as her partner. Jacksonville FL PD stated she was also dressed as a pineapple.

A poster showing Kristi Noem riding a horse, with the caption "Bye Bitch."

A MAGA supporter [Shawn Keith Green, pictured] who called Democrats pedophiles has been sentenced to 27 years for filming himself sexually abusing a child. Investigators found over 10,000 files on his devices. Some involved newborns.

Photograph of a woman posing with her face in a promotional stand that makes it look like she's a penguin. Maybe.

Hugh Jackman with Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner.

Three photographs: Troops walking up a hill with the American flag: A flag-covered coffin at a funeral; Donald Trump lounging on a bed, wearing a bathrobe. Text reads: All have some; some gave all; and this little piggy stayed home.

Text: "I'm so excited by the fact that Pam Bondi is being subpoenaed for the Epstein Files. I drew a picture for her." A woman writes the word "cunt" in the snow.

Moms for Liberty named RJ May the South Carolina Legislator of the Year for 2023 for his efforts to protect children from the evils of the LGBTQ community. In January, he was sentenced to 17.5 years in prison followed by 30 years of supervised probation for distributing child pornoography. He did it online using "joe bidennnn69" as his screen name. Once again, not a drag queen, not a Democrat, but a hypocritical immoral Republican.

A photoshopped image of Andrew Windsor on the lap of Jeffrey Epstein.

Campaign signs for Republicans covered by yellow signs that say "MAGA loves pedophiles."