Cousin Jones

@chiklis.bsky.social

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Ranked @ Marrickville Pork Roll / TV Cunt

The joke is that it says Kum. Nothing else
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Lethal Weapon: Riggs getting tortured with Viet subtitles
"You're not breaking up with me, I'm breaking up with you" Elon yells before slamming the front door. A good two years after I've packed my bags and boarded a train out of town.
Perturbator + GOST @ The Factory Theatre - 13/02/2023
Gun Cancer
BÒNG
Poison Coffee
Art Toilet
Sweet Potato curry
View from Pidurangala Rock
Sri Lankan people queueing in groups with QR code to fill up on their assigned day.
Sweaty
Trump sammich. White bread - Full of baloney - w/ russian dressing AND a small pickle. Yum yum.
Now serving: cunt
Airbnb host offhandedly offered "some food if you hungry" - the food
Negombo baybeeeee
Fuck
Pretty hot
Premier League - if it isn't my old mate, headkick Haaland
Revachol from Disco Elysium
Book about Beast
Trangle
Two ultimate sex machines doin a dance
Sex machine and DJ salute playing at Liberty Hall for Summer Dance Fest 15/02/26
Yeah righto
Wynnie the groudle or groogle or groodle or however you spell it
Andre Gagassi
Fuckin friends meal. Remember Friends?? Damn I forgot about Friends I say to my friend (hehe), I swear I haven't heard about that unfunny dogshit in, oh, at least a whole business day. Oh and they're pop vinyls because it wasnt trashy feeling enough. Surprised it doesn't feature the word adulting. Poo yuck.
Better Lovers (ex Every Time I Die / Dillinger Escape Plan) performing at the Manning Bar on 25/1/26
Officeworks Alexandria Reviews: One reads: "There is a long queue of guests and no one recieves them" The other reads: "Because of her I have beautiful photos of my baby and family"
Nu Water - 20 Pack 250ml for $11.99. Absolute bargain to be on the cutting edge of hydration
Alec no....
Steam Review with my most played genres but surely not. Surely.
Steam review showing lots of UFO 50 played. Bitta Monster Train and somehow 31 sessions of Monster Hunter but one has to assume that's from crashes.
Biscuit the cat cosplaying as a cat that enjoys what is currently happening
"It's on Prime" but says the text. Then shows a handful of random or old shit
AI killing it as always. Text reads: "For cynical viewers seeking feel-good comedies, try films that blend sharp wit with genuine heart, like Wes Anderson's quirky Little Miss Sunshine, the clever time-" before cutting off
All Bran's famous Gut Bacteria Reef advertisement on a box
King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard Performing "I'm In Your Mind Fuzz" Live - Enmore Theatre, 4/12/2025
King Gizzard at the Opera House. So good.
Goldeneye game showing the Goldeneye VHS as a collectible item
Golden Top Bakery on Barclay St, Marrickville billowing smoke surrounded by firefighters working
Shannon Noll's timeless single D-rive
Big plate of vietnamese bun cha good stuff. Go on, have a bit.
Ainsley Harriott Moroccan Medley cous cous. Really soaks up the piss.
Soulja Boy tweet: Nintendo ain't gon do SHIT
Rove in Japan. Nani?! Corinne looks from heaven. Peter we forget. Elmo hug. Kawaii.