Oli A. White

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Author, game dev, ghost writer. Lets Read! NoSleep Podcast editor/contributor. Worked on The Charnel House Trilogy and Richard & Alice, Old Skies and stuff. Owl Cave CEO and Joli Good Productions Co-Founder. Biz enquiries: growyourownwalls@gmail.com

Two posts. One, by celebrated author and feared alien antihero Oli A. White reads: Remember when like almost everyone used to say 'crying, screaming, throwing up' about being mildly interested in something. Let us never claim that you humans were not monstrously hyperbolic creatures. I'll almost miss you when us metahumans send you to the Phantom Zone forever. Almost. The other, by 3D Character and Animation artist on the highly anticipated GOTY candidate Roman Sands Re:Build Kylie B reads: i love being a prissy lil "art is holistic" type of art school kid. makes me feel like a higher being looking down from on high when yall do the "is video game a toy? because toy not art. or mayhaps... video game is art MUSEUM (also not art because building not art)" heehee look at em scurry The world will never recover from these two scathing posts. Nothing will ever be the same. Beware the Ides of March. Art is subjective but I am judge, jury and executioner. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it's crawling toward you. He's wearing a bikini and looks fabulous.
A very angry baby who rumor says is Anatoly Shashkin aka Dosnostalgic
The subject says Explore: Romance movies but the first movie is called 'Die Alone' and the second is 'Streets of Fire' both of which appear to be violent thrillers.
Maisy, who would not sit still to pose for photos. RIP 01/01/26. I love you, weird little bitey baby.
SHOW YOUR AGE 1 POINT FOR EACH ONE YOU USED 1 FAX MACHINE 2 ROTARY PHONE 3 ENCYCLOPEDIA 4 FLOPPY DISK 5 AOL ADDRESS 6 RECORD PLAYER 7 DIAL UP INTERNET 8 FILM CAMERA 9 MIXED TAPE 10 PHONE BOOTH 11 CURSIVE 12 CHECK BOOK 13 TYPEWRITER 14 DICTIONARY 15 VCR 16 PAPER MAP 17 WATERBED 18 POSTCARD 19 WALKMAN 20 PHONE BOOK
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "game" (363×), "help" (197×), "games" (196×), "haha" (189×), "horror" (166×), "wait" (133×), "genuinely" (119×), "movie" (106×), "mean" (93×), "least" (90×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
Chappell Roan in a white dress with blood-red teeth, dressed as 'a screaming banshee' for her Corona Capital 2025 performance.
A message claiming my Bluesky account has been suspended, complete with dodgy link.
A diabetes graph for a metric I don't understand, but it shows that I've gone from being seriously diabetic to barely prediabetic.
A completely real photo of me, definitely not wearing a mask
A beautiful screenshot from Bye Sweet Carol
A beautiful screenshot from Bye Sweet Carol
A beautiful screenshot from Bye Sweet Carol
An incredible looking screenshot of Lana and a cute bunny wearing glasses, from the video game Bye Sweet Carol.
Darkwater went on. “If I can draw your attention to Exhibit 32-b, you’ll see reference to this design as part of a previous lawsuit against Bizarre Bulwark. Expertly mined metadata has determined that this asset, SSS Oh Four, was derived from the works of Eric LaRocca, Trevor Henderson, Holly Dionis, Gemma Amor, Keith Thompson and Horse… Biterman, as well as three parties also named in the lawsuit who have chosen to redact their identities. While this is a separate ongoing case, we-”
Cover art by Kelly Turnbull for The NoSleep Podcast S23E14 illustrating the story “Forsyth Mercer & The Falmouth Fish Folk”
Music video Year Title Artist Role 1985 "The Goonies R Good Enough" Cyndi Lauper Clark "Mouth" Devereaux 1989 "Liberian Girl" Michael Jackson Himself 2000 "Hit or Miss" New Found Glory Officer Corey Feldman 2002 "We Are All Made of Stars" Moby 2011 "Last Friday Night" Katy Perry Kirk Terry 2013 "City of Angels" Thirty Seconds to Mars 2025 "You Know My Name" Foxy Shazam Himself
On the left: Power Girl, Superman, Lex Luthor, Supergirl Damian Wayne, Batman, Red Hood, Batwoman Plastic Man, Aquaman, Harley Quinn, Lobo Metamorpho, Wonder Woman, Swamp Thing, Firestorm On the right: Black Lightning, Guy Gardner, Giganta, Captain Atom, Jay Garrick(???), Cheetah, Cyborg, Big Barda, Artemis, Star Sapphire, Vixen, Zatana, King Shark, Hawkman, Etrigan, Jarro (or maybe it's Starro but that seems a bit unbalanced)
McFarlane Kite-Man action figure (Platinum chase variant)
A really overpriced Wesley Dodds
A screenshot of a post from Culture Crave saying that Mafia: The Old Country is the things I said it is in my post
A screenshot of a post that says: Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost. What’s the best show outside of that group?
McFarlane Gold Label Mister Miracle
Batman: Full Moon Infinite Frontier
McFarlane Warhammer 40k Imperial Fists Intercessor Sergeant
A smiley face pin.
DC Comics' Tempus Fuginaut.
A McFarlane Toys Elite Edition of Zatanna and Detective Chimp. Two of my most-wanted characters, but particularly Detective Chimp.
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Two trading cards, face-up, showing Doomsday and Superman (Henry Cavill) from Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
The Justice Bunch - Genius Cowboy Red Superman, Aquabatman, Gimp Mask Flash, Uncah Joker, Bruce Batson: Captain Thunder and just Nightwing from the 90s.
I’m sorry, but you completely lost me. I’m a great fan of advanced physics and quantum mechanics, but I have no motherfucking idea what’s supposed to be so amusing. My IQ is close to 200, and I still have no idea just what the fuck you’re talking about. Dude: Read the fucking room. You’re aiming at the wrong audience.
My forehead, with two scratches from where a squirrel punched me in the face earlier today.
Welcome to SHITSHAROW Please drive carefully
The Flash being hugged by Titano while Krypto watches with approval
Superman logo with Pride colors cos you WILL believe a man can fly. OR ELSE.
A McFarlane Platinum Red Superman. We're trying to work out what celebrity he looks like though so alt text isn't gonna help, sorry. :(
A customized Doctor Terrence Thirteen, The Ghost Breaker, made mostly by my mum. Uses a McFarlane Constantine base, with brown painted hair, DC Direct Arkham Knight Commissioner Gordon glasses, and a thick layer of acrylic paint to fill in the tear in Constantine's knee, cos we thought Terry would be a BIT smarter, but still have a tear there.
COLLECTING PHANTOM STRANGER (1952) #1-6, (1969) #1-41, BATMAN & THE OUTSIDERS #8, BRAVE & THE BOLD #89, 98, 145, DC PRESENTS #25, 72, DC SUPER-STARS #18, HOUSE OF SECRETS #150, JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #103, SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING #1-13 + MORE
COLLECTING PHANTOM STRANGER (1952) #1-6, (1969) #1-41, BATMAN & THE OUTSIDERS #8, BRAVE & THE BOLD #89, 98, 145, DC PRESENTS #25, 72, DC SUPER-STARS #18, HOUSE OF SECRETS #150, JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #103, SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING #1-13 + MORE
a really pretty plush cat
A screenshot of two Bluesky posts that start out talking about gamedev industry stuff and then there's 'View full thread' and then the next post is about birds living in a developer's garden.
A screenshot of a Bluesky post that reads 'Post hidden by Muted Word' and when I've expanded the post, the entirety of what it shows me is the word 'Oh.'. It's really muted because of another post quoted within that post but the way it displays it doesn't show that.
An animation of the main character from Ulysses 31
A portion of a sicknote that says due to multiple physical and mental health problems resulting in substantial functional impairment, I'm not fit to work.