Chilliwack Daily Chronicle (Satire)

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We provide much needed Parody news headlines that are completely made up, yet are somewhat believable in this crazy world our readers exist in.

An elf with purple hair riding an ornament like it is a wrecking ball.

Briane from Chilliwack asking for cash handouts for bingo tickets.

Mount Rushmore updated to reflect the current time.

A vicicious giant chicken breathing fire while pecking New York City into a pile of rubble.