Swelly

@chipswelly.bsky.social

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Deposed King of the Suburbs

My dog in a bath getting hosed off
My dog covered in mud
4 dvd cases on a table
A collage of My pizza oven, and 2 pizzas we made in it
A sign that says "Mt. Airy" in the middle of Germantown Ave for the monthly summer supper sessions
A 3-79 team of Zyon Pulling, Zykan Cheatham, Aaron McKie, Noah Vonleh, and LeRon Ellis
My 82-0 team with Giannis, Allen Iverson, Larry Bird, Kevin Garnett, and Bob Petit
My library copy of "The Universal Baseball Association, Inc. J. Henry Waugh, Prop" by Robert Coover In Front of a fire
My loaded baked potato soup simmering on the stove in a blue enamel Dutch oven
A bucket of iced coffee
My tricolor dog with an I voted sticker being held in front of him
My tricolor dog looking absolutely fucking ridiculous sleeping on his back
A key and a bag in a prescription package saying "aLilBump"
A glass of Nikka Coffey Grain Whiskey in front of a bottle and my basement TV
Sidney Crosby's ugly mug slapped on top of Christopher Moltosanti in a neck brace
My dog curled up on the couch next to me
Porter Martone in a hat
Me celebrating on a zoom call during the bubble playoffs in 2020 (on NBC no big deal to me)
19:34 of Jim Jackson 2025-2026 flyers highlights over divorced dad rock
Mike Richards and Jeff Carter in Sea Isle City
Johnny knoxville saying "hi I'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to Jackass"
2 ice cream sundaes one with waffle one with brownie
Guys seated for March madness and guys going nuts for Admiral Ed Baldwin
A folding bike with a backpack and helmet on top of it on a train
My welcome to the rancho gordo bean club! Email header
Matthew McConaughey very explicitly telling a woman to end herself in True Detective. Much like the poster this is in response to should
Action cookbook tweet: Spouse: I have to work late Thursday Outer Monologue: I am going to miss you Inner monologue: I am going to eat something very stupid
A donation to the Everywhere Project in memory of Dan McQuade
A screenshot of tankathons NHL draft lottery simulator that has the Flyers picking 2nd overall
A screenshot of my DM with Dan McQuade about the Doo Dag Parade. "The Doo Dag Parade is great, so strange then all the cute dogs. Maybe one year I'll try to march in one of these categories "legendary comedian/impersonator" is so funny
My last 4 movies logged on Letterboxd. Bugonia (4 stars), Jackass 3 (4 stars), Mishima (4 stars), and Sinners (5 stars)
A tanto prepared for Seppuku
A hairy dude wearing a beanie with Imax 3D glasses over his glasses in an empty movie theater
A TV displaying the Japanese Kanji for intermission
A tricolor dog making a stupid face in a crate
Me and my fiancee wearing red crowns at medieval times
A video of a cover band playing Higher by Creed
Two huge massive beers about to be enjoyed at PHL
A line of people walking in a tunnel between a train and a wall
A Bernese mix laying on his back in a dog bed edited slightly so his balls aren't showing
A Bernese mix laying upside down on his bed against a radiator cover
Benecio del Toro and Leo DiCaprio enjoying a few small beers
A very deep fried uncle Ben what happened meme. The answer being Raw Milk of course
A tanto prepared for Harakiri
A caribou cork topper with blue wax
Phillies postseason ball cap and division champs tshirts with exorbitant prices,
SAID STEVE
A big ole pot of chili on a stove
A cutting board, knives, a dick load of peppers, onions, garlic, and cans of tomatos
Antonio Alfonseca, José Mesa, Tadahito Iguchi, John Mayberry, Vance Worley, Eric Bruntlett, So Taguchi, César Hernandez, Sean O'Sullivan
A bunch of fucked up cars crashing into each other
A lighter with a Karly Moon Trivia sticker on it
Haunting cartoon Jason Kelce
Peach cobbler sundaes
Peach cobbler biscuit sundae
A TV set up on a porch with a bowl of boy slop in the foreground
A picture of the Ram Island Ledge Light in Portland Harbor Maine
Said Steve from another angle
An extreme stupid closeup of the guy going "said"
The album cover of DJ Khaleds Suffering from Success