Chip Unicorn

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A perpetual student, here to read from more knowledgeable people more than to write. Software engineer, furry. Icon created by @rowyn@mastodon.art Pronouns: they/them or he/him

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government.
A family of three beavers eating chutes together. Adorable!
Chidi from _The Good Place_. I love my blerds!
Sec. 2. Policy. (a) It is the policy of the United States to prosecute to the fullest extent permitted under Federal law, and as appropriate, any person or any entity that destroys, damages, vandalizes, or desecrates a monument, memorial, or statue within the United States or otherwise vandalizes government property. The desire of the Congress to protect Federal property is clearly reflected in section 1361 of title 18, United States Code, which authorizes a penalty of up to 10 years’ imprisonment for the willful injury of Federal property. More recently, under the Veterans’ Memorial Preservation and Recognition Act of 2003, section 1369 of title 18, United States Code, the Congress punished with the same penalties the destruction of Federal and in some cases State-maintained monuments that honor military veterans. Other criminal statutes, such as the Travel Act, section 1952 of title 18, United States Code, permit prosecutions of arson damaging monuments, memorials, and statues on State grounds in some cases. Civil statutes like the Public System Resource Protection Act, section 100722 of title 54, United States Code, also hold those who destroy certain Federal property accountable for their offenses. The Federal Government will not tolerate violations of these and other laws.
A kitten, tangled up in lots and lots of toilet paper. It's a real mess, but cute.
"In a city like Los Angeles, we face critical issues such as high sales tax. Key issues facing cities like Los Angeles include:" After that, silence.
UNITED STATES REPRESENTATIVE, 37th District Candidate(s) Votes Percent SYDNEY KAMLAGER-DOVE (D) 36,046 51.12% BALTAZAR FEDALIZO (R) 9,580 13.59% SAMANTHA MOTA (D) 7,231 10.26% RYAN DUCKETT (D) 5,269 7.47% ELIZABETH FENNER (D) 4,431 6.28% TODD LOMBARDO (D) 2,790 3.96% JOHN THOMPSON PARKER (P) 2,176 3.09% JUAN REY (N) 1,535 2.18% STEVE HILL (N) 1,449 2.06%
There are three ways to make a living: 1) Lie to people who want to be lied to, and you'll get rich. 2) Tell the truth to those who want the truth, and you'll make a living. 3) Tell the truth to those who want to be lied to, and you'll go broke.
The Saja Boys from _KPop Demon Hunters_ in full grim reaper outfits.
"AVALI HOUSE" in the style of "WAFFLE HOUSE"
As of June 2024, a total of 11,688 Tesla Cybertrucks had been sold,[123] making it the top-selling electric pickup truck in the United States during the first half of the year.[124] By October 2024, industry estimates placed cumulative sales at approximately 27,185.[125] However, by November 2024, sales numbers were reported to be lower than initially anticipated, prompting a price reduction.[126] According to Kelley Blue Book, total sales for 2024 were estimated at 38,965, making it the best-selling electric pickup truck in the United States.[127] A recall stated that 46,096 vehicles had been produced prior to February 27, 2025.[128]
It is a picture of Eartha Kitt, a light-skinned Black woman, looking over her shoulder. Her expression is uncertain. But, yes, she is VERY beautiful.
A set of bus routes from Syracuse to NYC.
Robert F. Sargent: "Into the Jaws of Death", a photograph of soldiers landing at the beach of Normandy on D-Day (June 6, 1944). Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Into_the_Jaws_of_Death_23-0455M_edit.jpg More information:
Rudy Giuliani giving a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Source: https://whyy.org/articles/trumps-four-seasons-total-landscaping-bill-on-the-house/
Taken from https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=2169368 Frans Hals' Laughing Cavalier (in the Wallace Collection) wears a slashed doublet, wide reticella lace collar and cuffs, and a broadbrimmed hat, 1624
The Democrat Party Funded Satirical Newspaper, The Onion, Is Now Claiming For the 2nd Time That They Own Infowars After Being Caught In A Fraudulent Bankruptcy Auction In November of 2024 That Was Overturned By A Federal Judge
An image of Snoopy on his dog house shouting "Curse you, Red Baron!"
Some of the main characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, second season. By the ninth season, the list of characters would grow a lot.
A Truth Social post: Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office unless the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive department or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit within four days to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office. Thereupon Congress shall decide the issue, assembling within forty-eight hours for that purpose if not in session. If the Congress, within twenty-one days after receipt of the latter written declaration, or, if Congress is not in session, within twenty-one days after Congress is required to assemble, determines by two-thirds vote of both Houses that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall continue to discharge the same as Acting President; otherwise, the President shall resume the powers and duties of his office.
Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office unless the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive department or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit within four days to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office. Thereupon Congress shall decide the issue, assembling within forty-eight hours for that purpose if not in session. If the Congress, within twenty-one days after receipt of the latter written declaration, or, if Congress is not in session, within twenty-one days after Congress is required to assemble, determines by two-thirds vote of both Houses that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall continue to discharge the same as Acting President; otherwise, the President shall resume the powers and duties of his office.
The text: "KFC Extra crispy sunscreen". It's an island view with two palm trees out of focus, a beach ball, a bubble pipe, and a bottle of KFC Extra Crispy sunscreen!
A pre-order, showing that I pre-ordered on March 15, 2026.
Sec. 2. Policy. (a) It is the policy of the United States to prosecute to the fullest extent permitted under Federal law, and as appropriate, any person or any entity that destroys, damages, vandalizes, or desecrates a monument, memorial, or statue within the United States or otherwise vandalizes government property. The desire of the Congress to protect Federal property is clearly reflected in section 1361 of title 18, United States Code, which authorizes a penalty of up to 10 years’ imprisonment for the willful injury of Federal property. More recently, under the Veterans’ Memorial Preservation and Recognition Act of 2003, section 1369 of title 18, United States Code, the Congress punished with the same penalties the destruction of Federal and in some cases State-maintained monuments that honor military veterans. Other criminal statutes, such as the Travel Act, section 1952 of title 18, United States Code, permit prosecutions of arson damaging monuments, memorials, and statues on State grounds in some cases. Civil statutes like the Public System Resource Protection Act, section 100722 of title 54, United States Code, also hold those who destroy certain Federal property accountable for their offenses. The Federal Government will not tolerate violations of these and other laws.
Gail Simone, indeed, does like the X-Men enough to put her name on it. "The Uncanny X-Men: Red Wave" by Gail Simone, David Marquez, Javier Garrón, and Matthew Wilson.
Edvard Munch's "The Scream", a very famous painting.
A list of songs to play when It Happens. Text: Baba Yetu (Casey Stone Remix) Christopher Tin Civilization 4 Big Love Adagio Bond Shine Birdhouse in Your Soul They Might Be Giants Flood Dr. Sunshine Is Dead Will Wood and the Tapeworms Self-Ish Feeling Good Nina Simone A Touch of Brass: 250 Brass Section Pop & Soul Classics (Super Deluxe Edition) Georgia Warhorse JJ Grey & Mofro Georgia Warhorse Hoedown Emerson, Lake & Palmer The Best Prog Rock Album In The World Ever (Disc 1) Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot Caramba I'm Alive (Life Sounds Like) Michael Franti & Spearhead All People (Deluxe Version) Keep Your Sunny Side Up Broadway Music Makers (Grey Gull Studio Orch.) Grey Gull 1807 (1929) Latino Americana Avance Incontrolable Love To The People (English, guest vocal by Elan, lead guitar by Santana) Cheb Khaled Ya-Rayi Made In Tribu Baharú Tribu Baharú Pa'l Más Exigente Bailador Me Se La Ralph Thamar Putumayo 10th Anniversary Collection (Vol. 2) Mi Vida Es Cantar Celia Cruz Celia Cruz and Friends - A Night of Salsa Nuestro Himno (Hip Hop Version) Various Artists Somos Americanos (We Are Americans) Pynk (feat. Grimes) Janelle Monáe Dirty Computer Queen Bee Tina Guo Cello Metal Salam, La Paz Al Final Alabina Sahara The Smile Song Daniel Ingram My Little Pony - Songs of Friendship and Magic (Music from the Original TV Series) So Long-Farewell-Goodbye Big Bad Voodoo Daddy Big Bad Voodoo Daddy Song of Solomon Animals As Leaders Animals As Leaders Survivor Destiny's Child Destiny's Child #1'S To the Quasar Ayreon Universal Migrator, Pt. I & II Weasel Stomping Day "Weird Al" Yankovic Straight Outta Lynwood YAVA! BABYMETAL Metal Resistance The Yip Song Robyn Hitchcock And The Egypti Greatest Hits
I looked up "celebration gif". Balloons, streamers, people on stage. I hope it isn't sarcastic.
It's Gary Gnu from the Great Space Coaster!
Text: "The first bite of the morning is always full of hope! A bowl of fruit cereal makes every day vibrant." Image: A beautiful cup of coffee. A plate with a lovely egg sandwich and fruit. There is no cereal.
A Salvadorean breakfast of eggs scrambled with sausage, cheese, black beans, and plantains. On the side is a mug withatole (a drink made from corn).
It is from an XKCD strip. The title of the strip is "Emojic 8 Ball". The question is "How will my 2026 go?" The three emojis it shows are a cake, a globe, and a high-heeled wooden shoe.
Liquid Tension Experiment -- Liquid Tension Experiment 1. Tony Levin, John Petrucci, Mike Portnoy, and Jordan Rudess. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Tension_Experiment_(album)
The image from The Onion: An unshared man peering into a window. "SICKOS" is on his shirt. A word balloon reads: "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
Donald Duck, wearing a Nazi uniform, reading from Mein Kampf. It is not from Sora. It's from a real Disney cartoon: _Der Fuehrer's Face_ from 1943. I think the cartoon is hilarious.
Starlight Glimmer, from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, sitting on a deck chair and eating popcorn. It's going to be delicious!
I will say that I created Black Lightning after convincing DC not to publish another "black" super-hero on which they had started work. The Black Bomber was a white bigot who, in times of stress, turned into a black super-hero. This was the result of chemical camouflage experiments he'd taken part in as a soldier in Vietnam. The object of these experiments was to allow our [white] troops to blend into the jungle. In each of the two completed Black Bomber scripts, the white bigot risks his own life to save another person whom he can't see clearly (in one case, a baby in a stroller) and then reacts in racial slur disgust when he discovers that he risked his life to save a black person. He wasn't aware that he had two identities, but each identity had a girlfriend and the ladies were aware of the change. To add fina insult, the Bomber's costume was little more than a glorified basketball uniform. DC had wanted me to take over writing the book with the third issue. I convinced them to eat the two scripts and let me start over. To paraphrase my arguments... 'Do you REALLY want DC's first black super-hero to be a white bigot?" Okay, he wasn't precisely their first black super-hero, but I made my point. The Black Bomber stories were deep-sixed and I went to work on my own creation.
Actor Peter New, wearing a Panama hat, with half of his face in light. His lit-up half of his face has a full beard. The other half of his face is clean-shaved. I guess you had to be there.
Sunset Shimmer, from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, sitting in a deck chair, eating popcorn. Something interesting is about to happen!
Rocky from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Wearing just a pair of golden underwear. Yum.
It's Gonzo, from the Muppets! They are dressed in a very snazzy 1970s suit colored orange and black, a paisley shirt, a brown paisley tie, and wingtip shoes.
A bottle of "Unicum", a Hungarian liquor. It's... an acquired taste.
Zohran Mamdami, 94% chance of winning. Andrew Cuomo, 6% chance of winning. Eric Adams (dropped out) and Curtis Silwa, less than 0.1% chance of winning.
Twilight Sparkle, of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, ponders a difficult problem. She is surrounded by mathematical equations and diagrams of three-dimensional geometry.
Sec. 2 . Policy. (a) It is the policy of the United States to prosecute to the fullest extent permitted under Federal law, and as appropriate, any person or any entity that destroys, damages, vandalizes, or desecrates a monument, memorial, or statue within the United States or otherwise vandalizes government property. The desire of the Congress to protect Federal property is clearly reflected in section 1361 of title 18, United States Code, which authorizes a penalty of up to 10 years' imprisonment for the willful injury of Federal property. More recently, under the Veterans' Memorial Preservation and Recognition Act of 2003, section 1369 of title 18, United States Code, the Congress punished with the same penalties the destruction of Federal and in some cases State-maintained monuments that honor military veterans. Other criminal statutes, such as the Travel Act, section 1952 of title 18, United States Code, permit prosecutions of arson damaging monuments, memorials, and statues on State grounds in some cases. Civil statutes like the Public System Resource Protection Act, section 100722 of title 54, United States Code, also hold those who destroy certain Federal property accountable for their offenses. The Federal Government will not tolerate violations of these and other laws.
A poster for Arsène Lupin, the gentleman thief who always outwitted the British detective, Herlock Sholmes.
Pinkie Pie from MLP:FiM looking very very happy, and about to set off a party cannon.
It's a pair of 37-cent stamps, one with a dog's face and one with a cat's face. They both say: Spay and Neuter.
Yes, there is a drop happening right now. But there was a much bigger drop on August 22 at 3:00pm (unknown time zone), and the current drop has not hit the bottom that happened a few days ago. In short, the image shown is misleading.
It's a cookie heart, somewhat broken. Written on the cookie is the phrase: 《Chinga la migra》 -- screw the migration cops!
Weird Al Yankovic -- Straight Outta Lynwood, album cover.
In the style of XKCD: Frame 1: Person 1: The Milky Way has over 100 billion stars. Frame 2: Person 2: Wow. It's weird to think about how many stars there are. Frame 3: Person 1: Are you really thinking about it, though? Frame 4: Person 1: No.
An order from Amazon for _Lucky Day_, where the date ordered is December 4, 2024.
This is a very cyberpunk, neon-cool cityscape with towers hundreds of stories high and bridges between buildings. A shame that it's not multilingual.
In a massage parlor, Bulk Biceps, a very strong pony, is hopping on the back of another stallion. The stallion is wincing in pain. But he'll feel so much better when the massage is over.
The flight records of Epstein includes Donald Trump and Eric Trump among the passengers.
Starlight Glimmer, sitting in a deck chair, eating popcorn. This battle is going to be both epic and a self-own.
It's Gomez Adams from the Addams Family. He utterly adores his wife, loves his children, and does absolutely everything with verve and enthusiasm. In my mind, he is a perfect masculine hero.
An image of Dizzy Gillespie playing his upturned trumpet. His cheeks are huge! (And he's a cutie.)