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Dorothy & Glinda of Oz checking out Dorothy’s snazzy new red shoes
ICEHOLES dressed as original Alice in Wonderland’s Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum dressed to commit mayhem
1970s Los Angeles- before EPA DOGE likely helping bringing back the good old days 🤡
Mad magazine mascot-what.? Me worry?
Richard Simmons in spangly work out ensemble appears to be thrilled by being carried in the arms of a buff body builder❣️
Disembodied Tony Iommi strumming & looking snazzy in black
Biiiig Daaaahddy always knows best. All the other poor creatures have jello between their ears! 😧😭😭😭
Mainesplainer graciously schooling local savages
The 'Greatest' Country on Earth WHAT AMERICA IS ACTUALLY #1 AT - Imprisoning people - Gun deaths - School shootings - Drug deaths - Medical bankruptcy - Wealth inequality (wealthy nations) — Maternal mortality (wealthy nations) - Child poverty (wealthy nations) - Believing it's #1 Sources: Commonwealth Fund, World Happiness Report, PISA/OECD, WHO, RSF, Yale EPI, World Economic Forum, UN, CDC. Data 2022-2025. WHAT AMERICA THINKS IT'S #1 AT ACTUAL RANKING Healthcare Last among wealthy nations Happiness 24th Education 26th Life expectancy 46th Free press 57th Climate 57th Social mobility 27th Income equality Last in the Western world
The Fem bot costumes of Austin Powers film were actually based on Roman gladiator uniforms & consist of see-through pink or purple pastel negligées with feathery bras, hems, & matching feathery high heels, which everyone should wear. 💗
Me running from snakes as calmly as I can manage. Thank me for the absence of audio
Kid catcher of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang turns out to be common ancestor of #screwworminchief & Epstein & various others in #epsteinclass
Also criminally lazy. Loves knocking over & digging up transplants 👿
Mr Rogers looking snazzy in his purple cardigan. He looks at you through a giant magnifying glass. He knows all and sees all. So don’t be a schnook!!!
Wild strawberries waiting to be picked
Small sampling of radish types= 16, including watermelon, red purple, yellow, white & multi ,
Gladys Kravitz was NSA before there was NSA. Don’t be a Gladys. Mind your own gd business❣️
Tv test pattern of bygone era. Making 🇺🇸💨 again? 🤡🎪
Our illustrious vp demurely sitting on park bench waiting for love 💗 to materialize whilst stepping boldly into spring in a vividly colorful ensemble
Billy Bob Thornton smoking a butt as hangdog mall Santa in role in the only Xmas show anyone needs to watch-Bad Santa
Molded tomato aspic with mushy looking olives and pimentos 🤢🤮
From power to the people on dead bird site. Picture of & quote by Che Guevara- us is not champion of freedom, but rather the perpetrator of exploitation &oppression against the people of the world and against a large part of its own population.
Gorgeous highly intelligent magpie in flight looking for something shiny to bring back to nest. So productive!
Billy Bob Thornton as down and out Bad Santa (not?) enjoying a smoke break.
Wayne and Garth of Wayne’s World doing one of their famous exchanges- “No way!” “ Yes way”!
Busybody peering through window into unfortunate neighbor’s home
Fun famous image by great cartoonist R. Crumb showing line of big-nosed characters in colorful suits doing funky forward walk
Ghostly white knobby knees. Attire is black socks & shoes. Master stroke is garters!
Pink Panther”s Aardvark finding creative way to perform pest control on the Ant
Cartoon floriduh looking like a burned out cocktail hag
Cartoon by Jesse Duquette of inside out bat aka Stephen Miller surrounded by most delicious insults
Cheryl all glammed up for lovely evening with her leather-upholstered lovah ❣️
Reid Fleming, World’s Toughest Milkman represents tough guys everywhere. wHy i wOuLdA… lEmMe aT em, LeMmE aT eM
Sad Popeye image for yet another tragic blowhard.
Snidely whiplash saying “Curses! Foiled again!”
Artist Jesse Duquette drew cartoon of inside out sadistic bat corpse Stephen “ I desperately want to be a man “ Miller & notes that occasionally he can be inspirational, like when it’s time to burn a judge’s house down.
Tiny evil authoritarian dictator laying down law to 2-legged pet.
Picture of devout John Wane Gacey, pedophile + serial killer. Go to account to at link above to see more cards of these beasts.
Blissful Erika in leather widow’s weeds sharing ecstatic moments hugging +kissing fugly cabbage patch doll J. duh Vance
Typical peasant enjoying a night out being forced to endure grossly overpriced Melonomia fauxmentary. Image of Anthony Burgess Clockwork Orange tale/film of Alex enjoying Ludovico technique
Kid in bed suffering from measles because of stupid parents
Anatomical diagram /description of Stephen miller including SCROTAL SKIN STRETCHED OVER THE SKULL OF JOSEPH GOEBBELS
Plain cheese pizza pie
Vintage red leather cigarette purse with slot for lighter next to a pack of Marlboro menthols
Picture of leather lizard RFK jr aggressively posing as Uncle Sam while brain worm 🪱 is escaping from his ear
Handsome young guy with long hair
Cartoon of Abysmal RFK Jr. with worm trying to escape his head via the right ear. The text = I REFUSED TO PAY COURT-ORDERED CHILD SUPPORT AFTER LEAVING MY WIFE AND FOUR CHILDREN THEN MY EX-WIFE KILLED HERSELF AFTER READING MY DIARY OF AFFAIRS. SO YOU CAN TOTALLY TRUST ME WITH MY AUTISM LABOR CAMPS The worm is saying- JESUS CHRIST WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT
Picture of Author Tom Robbins next to quote-“people of ze wurl, relax!
The groovy del Rubio triplets love wearing their ankle-high white Gogo boots + spangly red hot pants + red body suits for Christmas pageant show
Cartoon of cross-eyed cereal mascot Quisp in green Martian jumpsuit with pink propeller on his head
Q Anon Shaman multitasking: 1- his favorite pastime: playing dress up while concealing bald spot & playing peek-a-boo pubies; 2- setting fashion trend for other rageaholic incels who are dying to appear wild & fierce; 3-blatantly disrespecting native culture & 4-playing victim and howling as though he is the injured party after pulverizing cop to a bloody pulp.
The ravishing bald kid rock advertising Jim Beam via a tee shirt
Roast ham resembling Erica Kirk’s hindquarters in a thong
Peewee Herman sticking out tongue &smiling. Have no idea about whether he is surrounded by cherries or something else because my eyes aren’t that hot either
Poor Mr. Bill in line of fire. He never gets a break!
List of attributes to identify Stephen Miller: fingers to count how many puppies he’s fantasized about drowning; bald pate =scrotal skin stretched over Goebbel’s head; suit stolen from corpse of hate crime victim; scroll contains list of family members who hate his fqn guts; cadaver eyed stare that says no one has ever loved me; & sphincter lips for improved slur enunciation
Old Rollingstone cover for Matt Tiabbi article of Mitt Romney (& Bain Capital) depressed as turn of last century robber baron in spats & top hat clutching fistfuls of dollars as he gleefully kicks construction worker in the bum. My faulty memory swears there was a companion cartoon depicting him dropping construction worker and other peasant workers into a meat grinder but cannot manage to find that one via images searches. Because it’s too much & censored? I really don’t know.
Brüno the fashion model (played by Sacha Baron Cohen) outdoing other hobbyist celebrity baby adopters & showing off his baby on talk show
Hyper-demanding tiny evil authoritarian dictator making the decision that it’s time for dog saliva facial 🐶💋🥹