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the bug with a big arm YES, MY LIEGE releases every Tuesday. Nothing can stop me

Panel 1: Weevil pulls up to the fish hatchery. W: Huff… huff… your majesty… WHEEZE …we’re here Panel 2: B: Very good. Now park in parallel and we’ll be us off. W: WHAT Panel 3: B: Simply put it into reverse and back into that spot there! Weevil tries to move the bike pedals backwards. They lock up. W: U-uh- it’s not- Panel 4: B: Listen Weevil, I shan’t do it for thee A car horn blares. Someone’s waiting impatiently behind the carriage. W: HANG ON JUST a SECOND
Panel 1: Weevil bikes around with Blovis in tow. B: Weevil! Let’s have some music, eh? B: Your majesty, please… I can’t possibly sing right now… Panel 2: Blovis rises from his carriage, dangerously close to passing trees. B: Thou wouldst not be disobeying a command from thy KING, wouldst thou?? Panel 3: A branch wallops Blovis with a PAFF! Panel 4: Blovis coughs up leaves. Weevil relaxes. W: (Finally, some peace and quiet) B: FFPPFFFP!!!! BLEH! BLEH!!
Apollo 11 Mission Control celebration
Panel 1: Blovis relaxes in the carriage. B: Yea, this be the life! Sun in the sky, wind in the beard… Panel 2: B: Truly, and without doubt, things art turning around for King Blovis the Bold! Panel 3: Blovis glances at an old woman with a walker keeping pace with the carriage. Panel 4: Blovis shouts to Weevil, piloting the carriage on the bike. B: Though we COULDST be going a bit FASTER!! Weevil is sweaty and enraged.
Panel 1: Blovis and Weevil admire a carriage. B: What a BEAUTY! Exquisite finish, no? W: A carriage? Ah, a fine choice indeed, Your Eminence! Now we may both traverse in luxury Panel 2: Weevil inspects the carriage’s hitch. W: But, er… Where’s the horse? Panel 3: They turn to see a bike hitched to the carriage. B: Thou wouldst not BELIEVE the deal I got on this thing!!! Panel 4: Dawning realization and horror strikes Weevil. B: Now pedal, young Weevil! There be a sale today at the unregulated fish hatchery!
Operating room with viewing gallery
Panel 1: Blovis rests. Weevil flicks the light off. W: Good night, your majesty B: Good night, Weevil Panel 2: Weevil shuffles under the bed. Panel 3: A pause. Panel 4: W: Sire, have you considered my proposal for a second bed? B: Nay
Panel 1: W: I can’t BELIEVE what I’ve been reduced to!! Panel 2: W: Those scheming bouffants took over the palace! That was supposed to be ME!!! Panel 3: W: At least I still have one piece on the board Panel 4: B: Ah, Weevil! Mine aching bunions art requesting immediate relief W: Right away, sire W: (The most annoying piece, of course)
Panel 1: Weevil plunges a toilet. Panel 2: Blovis pops his head into the bathroom. B: Ooooooh Weevil! I hath something for thoooooouu!! Panel 3: Weevil tears into a long rectangular present while Blovis looks on. W: Yes! YES!! My greatness, finally realized!! Panel 4: Weevil plunges a toilet with two plungers.
Oh god! An ALIEN! It’s gonna GET me! Oh fuck!!! It’s gonna IMPLANT me and BREED me for its sick, twisted progeny! It’s gonna FORCE IT’S HOT SE- dude are you good
Panel 1: Blovis games from the recliner. W: What is this childish drivel? Sire, you must not become distracted by- Panel 2: Weevil shoots up, gripping the chair. W: YOUR GRACE, WATCH OUT FOR THAT PLASMA GRENADE!! Panel 3: BOOOOM. Weevil and Blovis stare at the screen. Panel 4: Weevil reaches for the controller. Blovis pulls it away. W: Sire, perhaps I may have a turn at this endeavor? B: Dost thou not have shoes to polish or something??
Panel 1: Weevil approaches the waiter. W: Excuse me, sir? We’ll be paying for our drinks and leaving. Panel 2: He glances at a fork in his hand. W: Oh, and, uh Panel 3: Weevil looks away bashfully and hands some cash to the waiter. W: Can you tell everyone I killed you and you died Waiter: Of course, sir Panel 4: Blovis merrily strolls down the sidewalk, Weevil begrudgingly following behind. B: Well, Weevil? Did he splatter like so much stewed tomato? W: Indeed, your Lordship, it was very gruesome, yes
Blovis and Weevil looking like oatmeal Mr clean and pickled Mr clean
Panel 1: Weevil and Blovis sit at a restaurant patio. W: Sire, does it not seem most imprudent to dawdle amongst the common folk? Your palace needs you Panel 2: Blovis looks up from his menu. B: Nonsense! We art guests in this land; let us experience all it has to offer with humility and grace Panel 3: Blovis turns to the waiter. B: One eggs benedict, thank you Waiter: I’m sorry sir, but we’re out of hollandaise sauce at the moment Panel 4: The waiter leaves. B: (through gritted teeth) Weevil, have this lecherous worm executed and his establishment razed to the GROUND
google results for french fries. god they look so good
Panel 1: Weevil and Blovis walk down the hall. W: Your Majesty, surely you don’t want to stay HERE any longer, yes? Let us return to the palace at once Panel 2: Blovis shoots Weevil a knowing grin. A skittering is heard growing louder. B: My ministers wouldst never lead me astray. I hath been assured this estate is the finest- Panel 3: HISSSS! A STRANGE BEAST leaps out in front of Blovis! He staggers back. Panel 4: Weevil and Blovis look on in shock. B: Weevil B: What was that W: I think it looked at you, sire
Nintendo direct man says Please Take A Look
Panel 1: Weevil holds an empty sack. W: Geez, they really left ol’ Blovis with nothing, huh? Panel 2: Weevil glares at a recliner. W: Look at this sorry excuse for a throne! It’s pathetic! It’s- Panel 3: Weevil listens for snoring. Panel 4: Weevil grins widely. W: It would suit ME just fine
Panel 1: W: I can’t BELIEVE what I’ve been reduced to!! Panel 2: W: Those scheming bouffants took over the palace! That was supposed to be ME!!! Panel 3: W: At least I still have one piece on the board Panel 4: B: Ah, Weevil! Mine aching bunions art requesting immediate relief W: Right away, sire W: (The most annoying piece, of course)
Panel 1: W: Huff.. huff.. Well, here you are, your highness. Your new home. Panel 2: B: Verily! Unpack my things, Weevil. I art most tired from our journey and must sojourn at once Panel 3: WUMP Panel 4: W: Should I start by unpacking the bed, sire? B: Yea, if thou wouldst
Panel 1: W: Huff.. huff.. Well, here you are, your highness. Your new home. Panel 2: B: Verily! Unpack my things, Weevil. I art most tired from our journey and must sojourn at once Panel 3: WUMP Panel 4: W: Should I start by unpacking the bed, sire? B: Yea, if thou wouldst
YES, MY LIEGE Panel 1: Roi Fainéant (rwah-fin-eon) The “do-nothing kings”, once mighty heads of state, reduced to powerless figureheads by their conniving courtiers. Panel 2: “Encouraged” to vacate the palace, King Blovis takes refuge in the only property left in his name: Apartment 307. Panel 3: Now, climbing the stair with his noble head held high, enters our own do-nothing king… Panel 4: W: (and his EVER-loyal servant!!!)
the king and his trusted scheming eunuch. these are my awesome characters I'm making a comic about soon
Ad for an avatar-themed city building mobile game. Zuko stares yearningly at you and says “Help me build the Fire Nation”
Panel 1: detailed rendering of a face. Text: Thus, when you look at a photo or realistic drawing of a face — you see it as the face of another. Panel 2: simple cartoon face. Text: But when you enter the world of the cartoon — you see yourself.
morbius finds a penny and turns it into a souvenir coin for the National Gum Museum, est. 1839.
morbius hops over the fence of a football field. text reads “hehe” “i’m not supposed to be here”
Morbius listens to a kid explain ace attorney in detail
morbius enjoys the finer things
morbius guests on a podcast
morbius wears his hat on a bad weather day, despite it all.
Wade: I always wanted to be on commercials… like Billy Mays… or Shaq….
Two gay mice relax with their two gay mice children. A gay mouse angel tops their Christmas tree. A portrait of gay mouse jesus is displayed on the wall. All is well. Rendered in a crude approximation of Jill Barklem.
Alien with big honking lips grabs a big hairy toe. Next to the alien it says “REAL TACTICS ACTION!!”
morbius wanders around with a backpack and monologues, “my name is morbius and this is my first day at MAGICAL GIRL ACADEMY! haha just kidding I’m just hanging out today”. he looks at a rock.
morbius is invited to Thanksgiving dinner. Hooray!
Screenshot of Snapchat. My AI is permanently boosted to the top of my friends list. Below that, a video ad from Louis Vuitton, which is new for me. Fucking sucks
Morbius discusses being a worm with a podcast host. He offers insightful commentary
Morbius walks away from his phone while on a call, to the chagrin of the person on the line.
Morbius notices a door squeaking, sprays some wd-40 on it. It gets on his finger and he cautiously brings it toward his tongue
Morbius adjusts his hair in a window reflection. A man watches him from the other side and says “looking good!” Morbius waves and responds “haha thank you”
John Malkovich in Con Air (1997)
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #449,312, Logan Champlin ‪@chmplncreative.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 2, 2023"
panel 1: a phone with an instagram post, caption reads "person sharing 1% of 1% of themselves" panel 2: smug bug thinking "heh... this chump has no inner life". second caption points to the bug and reads "asshole"
a card with flowers. The card features Morbius looking bashful and reads, “I’ve been morbing to be your valentine”.
morbius rides the escalator and stares at a sign for a sale. he trips when the escalator reaches the top.
morbius sits in a waiting room. the radio plays, “you’re listening to 103.8, your home for CRUNCHY COUNTRY”. A song starts, “I hit a horse- with my car- and then I hit another one”. Loud car mechanic sounds blare as morbius checks his watch.
The Koopa has ceased to exist
the wind chimes say “ladies and gentlemen this is mambo no. 5”
the king of carrot flowers - a young rabbit with wide eyes and a crown
Trump/Walter White
I wrote this when I was deep in my Moe's Southwest Grill phase
morbius was pretty sure this actually happened
this is the only dating strip I've done in the year I've been doing this. might return to it, idk
it's okay morbius, you can get a new one really easy
damn I wish I had a shirt that said I'm morbius
he's just a cool guy who takes his shaving very seriously
those aren't his names! his name is morbius