Chockrit

@chockrit.bsky.social

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Melee Peach, washed speedrunner, woodworking, maths, guy Often does hobbies in spreadsheets, rather than actually doing the hobby

A row of gamers playing Super Smash Bros Melee on CRT TVs at Genesis X2 in 2025. I am pictured in the center locked in on my game next to my doubles partner p0ke.
Janky screenshot of StartGG on Chrome Android mobile
A small flower vase shaped like a blue Pikmin, with a single white and pink flower in full bloom.
A picture of Vladimir Lenin in his tomb
A white device which reads "Trouvaille CID-AM2002" on the side. It is a hole on a shaft, sort of in the shape of a hairdryer, and an entire banana (peel and all) is shown inside the hole with arrows going both in and out. It appears to be a device that washes bananas. A small diagram shows that the device can be placed on a stand, which tilts to either side and has up to 180° range of motion.
Screenshot of me collecting immersive Mew from Pokemon TCG Pocket
Screenshot of a Battle Log from Pokemon TCG Pocket where my Florges knocks out an opponent's Centiskorch
Georgie from SD melee in an orange balaclava, flipping off the camera
Fully set up using the Friends deck I built in Pokemon TCG Pocket. Celebi Ex has 9 energy, which were attached by stalling with Lilligant in front (Lilligant adds one energy to a benched Pokemon per attack done). Butterfree on the bench heals all Pokemon for 20hp per turn each, and Serperior doubles all energy attached to grass Pokemon.
A Pokemon TCG Pocket Deck List containing 1 each of the following cards: Metapod Butterfree Snivy Servine Serperior Morelull Shiinotic Celebi Ex Potion X Speed Poke Ball Leaf 2 each of the following cards: Caterpie Professor Oak Sabrina Erika
Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket, where I used Celebi Ex's attack Powerful Bloom. This flips one coin per energy, and does 50 damage per heads. I had 8 energy, so flipped 8 coins, and got 8 Tails.
an eepy kitty in he blankey
Deck list from Pokemon TCG Pocket containing one Giovanni, one Red Card, and two each of the following: Vulpix Ninetales Ponyta Rapidash X Speed Poke Ball Professor Oak Blaine Sabrina
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Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket Opponent Celebi Ex used Powerful Bloom, which allows you to flip as many coins as it has energy and then do 50 damage per heads. Opponent also had Serperior on their bench whose ability doubles all grass energy, which allowed my opponent to flip 10 coins. My defending Celebi Ex had 130HP, meaning they could flip a max of 2 heads in 10 flips, or else mine would faint. They flipped only 2 heads.
Screenshot from a Battle Log in Pokemon TCG Pocket My Centiskorch has 40 HP. Opponent Zapdos Ex used Thundering Hurricane, which does 50 damage for every heads in 4 coin flips. Opponent flipped 4 tails in a row, doing 0 damage and winning me the game.
A Weezing card from Pokemon TCG Pocket that reads: Weezing - 110Hp Ability - Gas Leak: Once during your turn, if this Pokemon is in the active spot, you may make your opponent's Active Pokemon Poisoned. Tackle - 1 Darkness Energy, 30 damage Weakness - Fighting (+20) Retreat cost - 3 Energy
List of results from 10M simulations for my Moltres Ex/Centiskorch deck in Pokemon TCG Pocket Scenarios with Moltres active and Sizzlipede benched are considered Success. Scenarios with Sizzlipede active, Moltres benched, and an X Speed in hand are also considered success. These combined happen 72.6% of the time. Scenarios with Sizzlipede active and Moltres benched (without X Speed in hand) are considered Minus 1, since you lose a turn retreating Sizzlipede. These happen 8.3% of the time. Failure occurs when you fail to draw at least one Sizzlipede and at least one Moltres Ex by your first turn with energy (either turn 2 or 3). These happen 19.1% of the time.
Screenshot showing off that I earned my emblem for 5 consecutive wins
Full Art Dragonite from Pokemon TCG Pocket
Mr Renholm from the IT Crowd saying "Nice screensaver"
Pokemon TCG Pocket friend ID: 9705-7416-2836-3356
Closeup shot of the crowd watching King Gizzard at the Rady Shell in San Diego