M.Elizbe 🌹

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30something // She/her // Illustrator // Card carrying horse snob. I mean I have horse opinions, not that I'm a horse. 🐴🐴🐴 Literally all of my art is TTRPG stuff that my buds and I get up to. That's it. ✨✨✨ https://linktr.ee/morganelizbe

Black and white bust drawing of a man with long braided hair, wearing a sweater and smoking a burl pipe saying 'hmm' as he takes in new information.
Behind him, a bit faded to represent that this is happening in his mind. A large metaphorical egg gets another crack in it, and he screams, angrily, hands gesturing with emphasis: "FUCK"

4 pannel hand-crafted black and white shitpost that is Mac and Dennis from "Always Sunny" talking about having feelings again. But it's my OC Augustine Gehren (48 year old Greek guy who wants to chuck gender overboard) and another player character named Thea (19 year old young woman with short hair) playing backgammon and sipping tea.
Panel 1: Gus is pondering the backgammon board. "I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fifteen year old kid. You remember feelings, right?"
Panel 2: Reverse shot looking over Gus' shoulder at Thea, who is making a move on the board. "Yeah I have feelings every single day of my life."
Gus: Having a sip of tea. "Do you?"
Thea: Dialed in, hands clasped, pondering this weird 42 year old man from Earth. "Are you saying you don't have feelings?"

mario plant image 'say sike right now'

Here he is, your labor organizer hottie, Kirk.
screen grab of a character illustration from Citizen Sleeper 2. Big man with dark hair and eyes and a full beard. Guy's made like a brick shithouse and wearing cyberpunk future miner gear. His coveralls are pull down around his waist, t-shirt showing off the bis and tris. He looks very no-nonsense.

screengrab from Citizen Sleeper 2 of the character Lambert, one of the syndicates' loyal scumbags and a total piece of shit, but Guillaume Singelin drew him all cunty for some reason???
Guy's wearing a big puffy yellow coat with a large collar and he's posed like a runway model. Holding a flask of something he's drinking (probably not water) and staring all smoldery into the camera. What the actual fuck.

quote from an article published by The Hill. Text reads:
"Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) is calling for Democrats to put up more resistance against Trump’s nominees. He slowed the confirmation process down last month by putting a hold on John Ratcliffe, Trump’s pick to head the CIA.

“I’m not voting for a single nominee while this crisis over federal spending persists, and I don’t think we should proceed to any legislation until Republicans stand up and start helping us protect democracy,” Murphy said last week, referring to Trump’s executive orders freezing broad swaths of federal funding.

Murphy argued that voters around the country won’t fully accept the alarms Democrats have raised about Trump’s agenda until they see Democratic senators and House members deploying every tactic they can to fight it in Washington.

“I do not think that we will be able to convince people that this is a serious, grave moment if we are helping them populate a deeply corrupt government and helping them pass legislation here,” he said."

the Hygogg from Mobile Suit Gundam 0080: War In The Pocket. It's a blue Zeon mobile suit with the mono-eye, big shoulders, and long ropey arms with long fingers. The legs are stout and the 'toes' point in 4 directions for stability. This mobile suit is so top heavy and that waist is SNATCHED.

black and white sketch of a young man seated, wearing formal robes with long sleeves stitched with protective sun charms and trimmed with fur. He also wears a tall felted hat with an embroidered band. He stares ahead, past the viewer, expression set in determination

Mona from Nanalan' in her grape-headed glory

Screen cap of a headline: US department of defense conducting military training across DFW. The training will involve air and ground mobility operations from Jan 13-24, according to Dallas Police.
Below is a pic of two stupid choppers

screencap of a paragraph written by Andrew Tate describing a fight his parents had when he was 8:
"They had a heated argument as he explained she's a female and doesn't understand the burden of performance.

"IF I WAS TOO TIRED TO PERFORM, THEY WOULD HAVE KILLED ME"

He was referencing a few months before where I watched him be attacked."

Illustration of Mettaton and Alphys and Frisk from Undertale but on the set of the Eric Andre Show. Mettaton is at the desk and Alphys is in the chair. It’s that bit where they had the Grizzly Bear on the set but Frisk is the Grizzly. Mettaton is wondering if this is safe

Illustration of a seated monarch dressed in yellow finery seated on a low throne observing the springtime festivities. People give holy water to idols of the Goddess Ieva, grass weavings of the sun celebrate its return, bells are rung to invite the spirits of growth and renewal back to the land.
The monarch wears a serious expression as well as his silver and silk. The iconography around him depicts the Boar—the royal animal, symbolic of Ieva, who is sometimes called the Great Boar, with whom House Vier holds favor. The birch wood forest behind the monarch Halny is thick, glowing yellow in the dawn light.

Four panel purple and white comic.
Panel 1: Ilcena, a tall woman wearing a very sheer lace dress with matching cap, loses her footing. Her husband--a much shorter man with long braided hair--catches her before she topples over and helps her lean back upright.
Gus: Woah
Ilcena: Hh!
Gus: Careful.
Panel 2: Gus looks at her feet and notices what she's wearing. "Took a chance with those heels. I SAID it was a garden party."
Ilcena straightens the skirt on her dress and can't help but notice the way that Gus' hand feels on her waist over the lace dress.
"Mm."
Panel 3: Gus orients the conversation back towards the party and he gives his wife a wry smile and hangs onto her waist.
Gus: Konstantin demands we see the car he bought his wife--
Panel 4: Gus continues, speaking sarcastically.
Gus: So if you brought those cyanide pill--
He stops short. Ilcena has reached down to grab his rear.
Gus: oh
Ilcena: hmm?

My latest Halny and Ryetoast pic. Yes the fox is Ryetoast (the inside of her mouth is all black. Oldsters say that’s a good sign of her quality). Halny is the magic princeling. He’s in a mecha RPG if you’d believe it

Picture of a low wind-scoured butte in Texas. A few scrubby oaks and junipers dot the top. There's but a few wispy high winter clouds in the blue desert sky. The exposed soil is banded with layers of calcified caliche.

Picture of the flattest motherfuckin horse crippler barrel cactus you will ever see on God's green earth, down in some Texas rock soil. When these things get water deprived they retreat into the dirt to conserve. This one is thriving in the hostility.

Black and white 3-panel comic
First panel: a woman with dark skin and a serious expression stares at someone out of frame. Her hair is done up in braids with various silver beads threaded onto them. She holds an eating utensil in her hand, poised to rest her chin on the back of her hand, but she is not resting. She sits at the table and says nothing.
Second panel: a taller woman with blonde hair and pale skin stares back at her with a mirrored expression. She wears a matching set of pearl earrings and necklace, as well as a fine sweater and camel swing coat draped on her shoulders. She also holds her eating utensils as if to use it, but she does not.
Third panel: it is revealed that the two women are sitting at a booth, staring at each other, with a third person—a man of similar age—sitting in the corner. He wears his long hair in a braid and a scarf around his neck. He is enjoying the shit outta his bowl of ice cream.

The Proclaimers. They walked 1000 miles

Black and white sketch of a lean young man in scale mail, a torn tabbard depicting the royal two-headed boar of House Vier, a gorget, and greaves.
The expression on his face is as worn as his kit.
He clutches his sheathed sword in one hand and the straps of his ruined helmet in the other. The helmet hangs down by his side. His face shows the damage from the blow that rendered his helmet useless--a thick scar up the side of his cheek and a heavily bruised eye. His beard is patchy and ungroomed, and his long braid is unraveling.

Illustration of 20-something Augustine Gehren and his two kids Enkratia (4) and Leo (6). Leo is bawling and red-faced. He had a leaf but then dropped it. Now he doesn’t want a different leaf and is upset.
Gus is so resigned to this tantrum happening and holds his child’s hand. He’s holding Enkratia in the other arm and looks deeply tired.
Enkratia really likes their leaf. :)

Famous Twitter post from the writer STFUDIARA 'i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!

Illustration of four girls in bunad having a yule party with a bonfire they've built on the snowy mountainside. The full moon hangs in a clear sky. They all wear and don straw julbock masks for the mayhem they plan to spread in town after their party. Two of them carry ølbowls full of the yule beer they made for the holiday, another plays a jawharp, giving them a tune for their merry making. The fourth one looks at the viewer with a knowing smile, and below the hem of her skirt can be seen the tip of a cows tail. Maybe the spirits are out celebrating, too.

Illustration of a young man with magic powers. His blue wool cape, long dark hair, and gilded rapier float on an unseen wind. He wears a pair of silver drop earrings and a pointed fur-lined hat. Wool wrapped around his calves keeps him warm and woven straw shoes over the leather gathered around his feet keep them dry. His trousers are a burnt orange that contrasts cream colored tunic. He hasn't shaved in a while, and the expression he wears is weary.

The goddess Frayja painted in rosemaling style, wearing an Åmlibunad. She holds a distaff and is spinning wool. Instead of silver, her sølje is all gold. A ceremonial ølbowl rests at her feet.

Cartoon person scrunching eyes shut grimacing gritting teeth eyes spraying tears fists clenched in frustrated rage

Color illustration of the Id, Superego, and Ego of Augustine Gehren.
Id is a young man of about 15, wearing a short green peplos pinned at the shoulders. His arms are bare and he wears tasseled earrings. He is the part of Gus’ mind that chucked gender out the window and never stopped being a psycomm.
Ego still wears his hair long and his sortie suit—he’s still in the mech and never stopped rolling cheap cigarettes. He’s the part of Gus that never lost his bloodlust and knows he could have made BANK after the invasion war mechjocking on the Black Sea coast. The military industrial slutsuit is really showing off the thighs.
Superego is the version of Gus that Father Lukas and Father Hamilcar would have been proud-er of. Or so he assumes. He’s stopped doing all that ‘fruity business’ with his hair and grown a proper beard. He wears the chlamys with its warhorse tablion and looks like a proper man of the Theme. He is also sitting in his late father’s reading chair and smoking his inherited burlwood pipe.

sketch of a Calypsan feral cat, crouched and hissing at the viewer. They have a thicker layer of body fat to protect them from the cold, and their fur has adapted to be denser and water-resistant. Their nostrils can close, and their ears have receded to tiny flaps. The eyes have adapted to lower light conditions in the cold water, and they've grown more wiskers.

illustration of an overhead view of a sexy lady with permed blonde hair looking seductively at the camera. She's wearing a velvet red headband with goat horns wrapped in red ribbon, earrings that look like christmas tree ornaments, a lusekofte, a tight black miniskirt, and nylon tights. In her hand is a grenade with a christmas present bow stuck to it. She's pulled the pin with her teeth.
On her shoulder is a pink fairy with her hands on her hips, dressed in pink and purple tactical gear. Her tights have a camo pattern and she wears a helmet with with the goggles pushed up. Her green fairy wings flutter behind her.

Rodney Copperbottom from Blue Sky's 'Robots'

Cima Garahu from Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory

Dick Van Dyke in Marry Poppins, wearing the striped holiday outfit with the straw boater hat with the cane

bust photograph of Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins

3 panel comic of Thea and Gus during psycomm training. They sit opposite of each other at his desk. She tells him that he has a few more minutes of disguising his mantle--holding it inert so that a trained Thallasocracy psycomm couldn't register him as someone capable of controlling his mantle--before he can relax it.
Gus sits with his arms crossed, eyes shut and expression drawn in concentration. He is red-faced and sweating with the effort of holding it for so long.
2nd panel he opens an eye and smirks. "You know. I'm getting better at--"
As he starts to gloat a little, Thea quickly pierces his mantle with her own, punctuating to him how tenuous his skill really is against a coven-trained psycomm. Gus chokes on his words from the sensation of having his mind roughly tapped.
Thea: "I'll tell you when you're improving."
"Five more minutes."

black and white illustration of a woman of average height built like a sherman tank. She piles her braided coily hair in a tall conical shape atop her head save for two braids that hang near her ears. She wears a skin-tight environment suit designed to help her exist in almost any weather condition. All of her body save for her hands and chest and head are exposed. A ring of amber stones are set into the collar of her suit. On the dark skin of her exposed chest is a hand with two thumbs--the symbol of the Lathan Goddess Hozueikh. Her stance and expression is wide and welcoming. At her belt she keeps a pistol, a knife in a phallic sheath, and a circular pouch for odds and ends.

Picture of a 30-something person at the top of Guadalupe Peak, posing all cheeky next to the pointy metal summit marker pyramid

grey haired man rips headphones off meme

Ink illustration of a young man in a two layered wool coat—trimmed with rabbit fur and goat hair. His coat is stitched with sun motifs. His long sleeves cover his hands. He wears a tall black felted hat with a thin silver band. He sits in a formal pose, a schooled bland expression on his face.

Black and white comic in which a man drunk dials his wife and tries to ask if she’d still love him if he were a worm

Illustration of a tall femme in a drapey red dress. Zhey wear a gold snake torc and armband and offer a blue cloth bundle to zheir shorter friend. He’s wearing a linen chemise with orange leggings held up by leather garters.

Illustration of a big red dragon humanoid femme in a sheer silk dress. A gilt belt cinches zheir waist. Zheir red small wings lay around them. Zheir scales shine under the light.
Across from them sits a young man with short black hair in a red woolen tunic. He has a silver armband and two silver finger rings. He wears a pair of woven bast shoes.