christian 🇨🇦

@chr.bsky.social

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android developer, meme connoisseur, bsky n̶o̶o̶b̶ elder

Scene from Mad Men: "I feel bad for you." "I don't think about you at all."
A printout out of a page saying "You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" On the back of a road sign.
Scene from Arrested Development: "WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE?" "NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT..." "...BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US."
Lewis Hamilton's yellow 44 helmet in a Ferrari F1 car
Altered version of Google Maps showing the Gulf of Mexico being renamed to "Gulf of Formula One Pirelli Gran Premio del Made in Italy e dell´Emilia Romagna"
Two characters from 30 Rock: Liz Lemon: "What a year, huh?" Jack Donaghy: "Lemon, it's February."
Tweet from Alison Leiby: "People who live outside of NYC and don't have bodegas: where do you go to buy two Diet Cokes, a roll of paper towels, and oh also lemme get some peanut butter m&ms since I'm here, why not" Reply from Hanif Abdurraqib: "a good question, thank you for asking -- first have to go to the fields and prepare my gentle, hard-working oxen to ford the river, which is hard after heavy rain. then it's 12 hard miles on foot, sometimes stepping over the bones of unlucky souls who never got their diet cokes"
Paul Frazee, Rose Wang, and Jay Graber on a video group call with the one and only Flavor Flav.
Kotlin DSL Gradle snippet that demonstrates how to configure the Ozone Gradle plugin extension.
Code snippet demonstrating how to use the Jetstream API to listen to json messages from the Bluesky firehose.
Example Kotlin code that demonstrates how to consume the Jetstream firehose API
IntelliJ window tabs demonstrating how multiple API interfaces/implementations can be generated from a single set of lexicons by using regular expressions to group methods by their atproto identifier.
omg a hit skeet
INTERSTELLAR - 10TH ANNIVERSARY THE IMAX EXPERIENCE® IN 70MM FILM
Christian uninstalled X on his phone
Google Map screenshot showing dozens of wildfire warnings all across western North America
"Post Birthday Memes" google calendar event
Captioned screenshot from "War for the Planet of the Apes" with the phrase "Apes together strong" over it with a Bored Ape NFT superimposed over a monke