Chreen

@chreen.bsky.social

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- creative dev - but idk maybe we pretend I'm not a real guy with a real job - here to say things out loud - queer AF - here to pal around and have positive interactions about interesting things on the Internet they/them

A Google breaking news alert from Newsweek: "Donald Trump Declares Taylor Swift No Longer 'Hot'"
An impressively thick stalk of celery held in my hand like a pencil. At its widest, it's approximately three inches wide.
Those dumb thin foam inserts they put in sports bras and swim tops that are always weird and wrinkly and never sit on your boob right.
A Christmas popcorn tin from a grocery store, maybe 12 inches tall, with a very large red bow on top, next to a popcorn tin from the Popcorn Factory which is easily 18 inches tall and maybe twice the diameter of the grocery store tin.
Parmesan the yellow cat shows her fuzzy belly on the cat perch on the window. Outside, the backyard is snowy.
The logo on a PAAS brand egg decorating kit. Above the logo it says "America's favorite Easter tradition" and under the logo it says "Egg decorating kit."
A mockup of a development full of 4 over 1 buildings, the kind that makes all new developments look a little soulless and cookie cutter
A representation of Plato's Allegory of the Cave. There are people outside of the cave experiencing the real world with the caption "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2." Inside the cave, some puppeteers are representing the outside reality by putting puppets in front of a flame to create shadows. The puppeteers are captioned "Tim, Guy, Justin, Travis, and Griffin." The shadows on the wall of the cave are captioned "'Til Death Do Us Blart." There are people inside the cave watching the shadows on the wall, and those people are captioned "Me." This represents how I have never seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 but get to experience some simulation of the movie by listening to 'Til Death Do Us Blart, a podcast hosted by Tim, Guy, justin, Travis, and Griffin.
The sibling kittens, Casper, a gray and white tabby, and Jasper, an orange and white tabby.
Face with eyes welling up with tears of love, with sparkles of joy
A mug that says "3.6 Roentgen. Not great, not terrible" with a picture of a helicopter flying over the Chernobyl reactor.
An overhead view of Lucy, a long hair tortoiseshell, Jasper, an orange and white tabby, and his sister Casper, a gray and white tabby
Two cute queers dressed as Lumiere and Cogsworth from Beauty and the Beast.