christopher, post-rock dog dad

@chrisabides.com

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elder millennial bassist games of all kinds basketball it architect dog's name is zelda fitzgerald sometimes I like posts just to go back to them later https://beacons.ai/chrisabides

Magic: The Gathering card "Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers"
Picture of a kitchen with completed pancakes and the stove with the skillet and homemade batter
savory brioche French toast with wild mushrooms, crème fraiche, and Parmesan cheese.
82-0 team that went 78-4. PG Gilbert Arenas (WAS 00s) SG Magic Johnson (LAL 80s) SF Giannis Antetokounmpo (MIL 20s) PF Kevin Durant (GSW 10s) C Hakeem Olajuwon (HOU 90s)
82-0 team: PG Luke Doncic (DAL 20s) SG Clyde Drexler (POR 90s) SF Kawhi Leonard (TOR 10s) PF Blake Griffin (DET 10s) C Wilt Chamberlain (GSW 60s)
82-0 run that got to 76-6 Pg Shai-Gilgeous Alexander OKC 20s Sg Kawhi Leonard LAC 20s Sf LeBron James CLE 10s Pf Chris Webber SAC 90s C Victor Wembanyama SAS 20s
82-0 run that went 64-18 PG: Steve Nash (00s PHX) SG: Jrue Holiday (10s NOP) SF: Michael Jordan (00s WAS) PF: Charles Barkley (90s PHI) C: Tim Duncan (00s SAS)
82-0 run that went 66-16 PG: Hal Greer, 60s PHI SG: George Gervin, 70s SAS SF: Peja Stojakovic, 00s SAC PF: Tim Duncan, 90s SAS C: Elvin Hayes, 60s HOU
an email from "Burns Notice" with the subject line "Does God Have a Dick??"
Screencap of exitlag features including: fps boost, network analyzer, multi internet, traffic shaper, ram cleaner
Gary Cole as Cotton McKnight in the movie “Dodgeball”
in the TMNT logo, "Marxist Caesar-Papist Fusion"
in the TMNT logo, "Marxist Caesar-Papist Fusion"
Video of me moving my Apple Watch into view multiple times, each time the watch face shows a different picture of my dog with the time placed around her cute face/expression
old internet gif of two kids dancing, one of them particularly zealously and in a very hype manner, and alex karp kinda looks like a grown-up version of him, at least the awkwardness
Zelda, a German shepherd/husky mix, sitting on a recliner and looking directly at the camera, her ears flat back against her head (she does this when she's happy to see you), and her mouth contorted into an almost-creepy-but-lovely smile
A screenshot of two headlines next to each other, one from apnews.com titled “Wall Street heads toward a record after adding to its weekslong rally”, the other from business insider titled “it’s a historically bad time too but your first home”
Zelda, a German shepherd/husky mix, laying on her backon a pink/purple rug, her front paws scrunched against her, her back legs splayed out but with her tail tucked neatly between them, and she’s giving a very goofy, toothy look while upside-down
Bananas foster French toast
Two containers of food, all vegan. Top one has jambalaya, sweet potatoes, and grilled veggies. Bottom one has fried cauliflower, red beans + rice, and cornbread stuffing.
Screenshot of a post by Pod Save America, stating that "Graham Platner wants the Democratic party to become the party of working people again" as if he's the only candidate in the world stating this
the "add a device" prompt that always pops up upon booting the PC, wanting to connect Windows 11 to your phone. there's a context menu for turning off the notifications or going to notification settings, but both options are grayed out, so kinda worthless to even have the menu, huh?
a tenkeyless (re: no numpad) keyboard, specifically a Topre Realforce GX1, with soft white backlights and multicolored keycaps on it
a part of Windows 11's "settings" menu titled "bluetooth" below "bluetooth" it says "Bluetooth is turned off." to the right, there's a slider switch set to "On"
Zelda poking her nose in between my side and arm in an attempt to get attention
A living room on Christmas Day, with American football, a Christmas tree, and some family members (left to right, my sister-in-law, parents-in-law, wife) in the background. In the foreground is Zelda, a German shepherd/husky mix, sitting over the back of the couch with her paws crossed and a bit of a casual expression
a casserole dish filled with "texas hash", made up of pasta, onions, peppers, stewed tomatoes, chili powder, garlic, veggie crumbles, cheddar cheese
homemade noodles hanging out to dry
Zelda, a husky/German shepherd mix, getting her belly rubbed and she’s making a face that bares her teeth
mockup of special Remix City Edition court for the Denver Nuggets, featuring a black sideline, gray court, and a muted-but-colorful Denver skyline with the retro rainbow stripes in the middle
screenshot of the original post, with the @oracle.poster.rip labeler adding "Time Machine Accident (Past)" original post: They really elected a guy named Angus who looks like the most Angus anyone has ever been. Frumpy suit, looks like Doc Brown trying to dress up and comb his hair so he can look respectable and get a loan from the bank to build another time machine
Screenshot from the original Final Fantasy Tactics, which had a ham-fisted English translation. Future versions had a more elegant dialogue, but this version had the brutal and concise line from Delita to Agrias: “Tough…don’t blame us. Blame yourself or God.”
Graphic of dialogue from Final Fantasy Tactics, Arazlam saying “You have brought me much joy”. Made possible by Death Generator, a site made by the person I’m replying to, which is very cool. The internet is great sometimes.
Zelda, a German shepherd/husky mix, laying on a green couch, eyes closed, looking very cute
Zelda, a husky/german-shepherd mix, sitting in a love seat and looking right at the camera, ears back because she’s happy to see you
Brown/black husky/German shepherd dog named Zelda lying on the floor of an office, watching the door
Brown/black husky/German shepherd named Zelda under the desk
Purchase history from Steam, first 5, in chron order: 11/15/2009 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (NA), 11/13/2010 Sid Meier's Civilization IV: The Complete Edition, 7/4/2010 Spectromancer + League of Heroes, 2/25/2011 Magicka, 6/25/2011 Jamestown.
A Rickenbacker 4003s bass guitar in midnight blue.
Zelda, a German Shephard-husky, sitting on a couch and looking excited and somewhat smiling.
Screenshot of Megaman 2, end of the first Wily stage, the dragon boss
Original post by @rincewind.run saying "chat I think we need to build more houses", in response to the average American home value rising to $435k Original post is quoted by @iwriteok.bsky.social saying "or, let's get real outside the box and just build one gigantic house that covers the whole country. boom. problem solved." Then, a reply to that post by @charltonlack.bsky.social saying "The street, In the middle of our house"
from the 2015 Eastern Conference playoffs, Joakim Noah calling LeBron James a bitch
Zelda Fitzgerald, a German Shephard/husky, looking at the camera with a pretty sweet face
Sylvester Stallone and a robot from Rocky 3
picture of jd vance asking zelensky "have you even said think you one?" with his hand held out for emphasis
A chart indicating my food preferences resemble those of the lower middle class (78.57%)
Logo for Ultima Online
Promotional shot from Band of Brothers
German shepherd/husky mix laying in her back, looking at the camera while upside down
A German shepherd/husky mix dog with her mouth open in a sort of smile, ears up and alert, eyes clearly fixated on a toy that is not pictured
A picture of two Bluesky posts. The first of Mina Kimes posting a quote from the NYT saying he's at least partially if not directly responsible for "about 300,000 deaths", and Mina commenting that "Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty." The second is of a user named "linuxking" saying "Estimates. NYT is pretty bad at guessing numbers."
Map of US, with varying states color-coded as to whether I've lived, stayed, visited, stopped, or passed the state. Also selections for wanting, or never being there. For me: lived-in states are CA, IL, IN. Stayed-in states are none. Visited states are WA, OR, NV, TX, MN, WI, MI, KY, OH, GA, FL, NY. Stopped-in states are MT. Passed states are ID, UT, WY, ND, NE, IA, MO, TN, AL. Never-been states are AZ, NM, CO, KS, SD, AR, LA, MS, SC, NC, VA, WV, MD, DC, PA, NJ, DE, CT, RI, MA, VT, NH, ME, AK, HI, and all the commonwealth/territories.
picture of Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park, meme-captioned: "You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should."
Picture of a countertop brunch spread; watermelon, blackberries, strawberries, raspberries, grapes, cherry tomatoes, quiches, croissants, muffins
preview picture of nuggets-thunder, showing jokic and gilgeous-alexander
Image showing the Outlook app icon with 75 unread emails, and the Teams app icon with 18 notifications
The same dog from the first post, now looking up, as if she knows we’re talking about her.
Dog, Zelda Fitzgerald, a German shepherd/Alaskan Husky mix, whose coat is a mixture of white, black, and many shades of brown and tan, squeezed in between the back of a couch and some pillows, pillows that were laid there to discourage her from laying on the couch at all.
Magic: the Gathering Legacy deck "Stiflenaught" 4 Flooded Strand 4 Wasteland 1 Meticulous Archive 1 Curie, Emergent Intelligence 3 Nulldrifter 3 Dress Down 3 Doorkeeper Thrull 2 Plains 4 Brainstorm 4 Swords to Plowshares 2 Island 3 Daze 2 Scalding Tarn 4 Ponder 2 Consign to Memory 2 Misty Rainforest 3 Stifle 2 Abhorrent Oculus 4 Force of Will 2 Tundra 4 Phyrexian Dreadnought 1 Brazen Borrower // Sideboard 2 Surgical Extraction 1 Blue Elemental Blast 2 Consign to Memory 2 Lavinia, Azorius Renegade 1 Stony Silence 2 Harbinger of the Seas 1 Hydroblast 2 Containment Priest 2 Prismatic Ending