CJ

@chrisann.bsky.social

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I'm here for the witty banter, Union Omaha, KCCurrent and Chelsea Women. Member of OmahaParliament, ProudOwlsOMA and kcbluecrew. #SupportLocal⚽️ she/her No, I will not follow you back because you followed me first.

1 year old Braedon standing in front of a monkey ruler at the zoo showing that he is just over 2 feet tall.
TikTok video from Accuweather explaining why people in the Midwest are whining about the humidity due to the corn sweat.
Two drunk gals in matching whiskey pj's in front of a sketch of a sperm whale
Back of a bar - CJ's Public House. Decorated with Pride and Unity Flags.
Erin, wearing a cowgirl hat, leaning back on a railing with the sun behind her. Holding a beer.
Britt, and all white dog except for a brown patch over one eye and both ears. Boop her nose, please.
Pretty gal with gorgeous blonde hair, in a black blazer and burgundy top. In front of her is a delicious Crème brûlée with a single birthday candle.
Pellets gonna Pellet while in their Canadian tuxedo.
From left to right, Britt (a mostly white taller dog with brownish ears, Archie (the floofy 6 month old corgi with a long tail) and Brisket (a corgi with a tail nub).
Meme that says, "One day you are going to look back and wish you had told more people to go fuck themselves."
A hand holding a bourbon in the foreground. Who cares what's in the background. Because, bourbon.
Erin with bangs
Members of the Union Omaha Unified Team, the UO front office, and Omaha Parliament walk down a ramp into an icy lake for the polar plunge. Some, dunk their heads under water.
A white dog, with a black nose, looking petrified as she lays down on a comfy bed on top of a fuzzy warm light greenish blanket. She is scared of the fireworks outside.
A dog with a black nose pinky snout and mostly white fur, except for a brownish eye and 2 ears stares intently at the treat behind the camera.
Screenshot of a Google Map. With a red circle over Werner Park and St John Vianney.
Hōlei Sea Arch
A tiny lizard perches on the edge of a man's thumb. Pink and green leaves are in the background along with other tropical foilage.
Screen recording of CJ blocking her son on Discord.
Screenshot of Braedon's Bluesky account, which is blocked from her view.
A bunch of purple irises in the foreground with a white dog peaking through them.
Two Canadian Geese walking up to a building like they work there.
Drunk octopus wants to fight.
Chris and Rich pose with a cartoon looking statue called, Captain Jack in Kona, Hawaii.
Chris and Rich taking a selfie in front of Kīlauea. In the background there is a orange-ish glow with steam rising.
Britt is the best example of a "positive Jekyll and Hyde." A duality that perfectly balances her endless pursuit to guard the backyard from furry invaders with her dedication to keeping her mom's lap warm at all times. Her love is endless, her focus is impenetrable. The only mystery that remains is which will melt your heart first: her youthful eyes or her most-boop-able nose.