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“so i said the word cum so what Larry sanders” “It sounds like you might be thinking of a memorable, behind-the-scenes conflict from the writers’ room of the legendary HBO series The Larry Sanders Show. In a roundtable discussion, the show’s writers and producers discussed how they fought with the network censors to include a ‘money shot’ (a visual prop representing ejaculation) in a graphic scene, successfully pushing the boundaries of what was allowed on television at the time.”
Screenshot of Google search, defaulting to AI. Query: “so I said the word cum so what” Response: “You said it, and honestly? That’s about it. Words are just words. Depending on the context, it’s either a common Latin preposition used to connect two things (like a bus-cum-greenhouse) or a slang term for semen. Unless you dropped it at a really bad time in front of your grandma or a strict boss, no big deal.”
Screenshot of a Reddit post in r/boston titled “Likely source of the boom,” marked with an update tag reading “Update: Situation Resolved 👍.” The post includes an embedded tweet from verified user Nick Stewart, @NstevWX, saying reports of an explosion heard around Boston were likely caused by a significant bolide or meteor entering the atmosphere. He notes that a large “flash” was detected by GOES-19 GLM and did not correlate with active thunderstorms. The tweet includes a satellite-style weather image showing New England with a bright white and purple flash over the Boston-area region. The Reddit post shows 387 upvotes, 127 comments, and 577 shares
A picture of so-called "actor" Beau Davidson appearing in the film, "The Beauty and the Atheist", as the titular atheist podcaster. He is wearing a blue shirt with a picture of Charles Darwin and a quote that is cut off by a laptop computer. It is very cringe. Unfortunate.
Screenshot of a post on X by Geoff Brumfiel. The post reads: “An absolutely astonishing account of Israel’s AI-assisted targeting in the @latimes. They called 62-year-old Ahmad Turmus and asked: ‘Ahmad, you want to die with those around you or alone?’ His response, below, is chilling. Story by @nabihbulos latimes.com/world-nation/s…” Below the post is a clipped excerpt from a Los Angeles Times article. It describes Turmus telling family members the Israelis were after him and that they should leave the house so he could die alone. His family pleaded with him to escape or disguise himself, but he refused, saying, “They know my face. There’s nothing we can do against this.” The excerpt says he got into his car and drove away, and less than 30 seconds later, two missiles struck his car.
Screenshot of a social media post by New York City Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani reading, “Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.” Below is a paused video thumbnail captured at an extreme close-up of Mamdani’s face, with him smiling and pointing directly at the camera, filling most of the frame; a playback bar and timestamp indicate the video is paused. Underneath, a reply from Linda Yaccarino says, “this is actually one of the scariest things I have seen. it won’t stop here.”
Screenshot of a tweet from “Resist the Mainstream” quoting Elon Musk: “It’s a real weakness to want to be liked, a real weakness, and I do not have that.” Below the tweet is a still from a New York Times DealBook Summit interview showing Musk seated onstage with a moderator, with a subtitle on the video reading, “I think it’s a real weakness to want to be liked.”
A variation of the “astronaut gun meme”: two astronauts float in space looking at Earth, while one astronaut points a gun at the other from behind. The overlaid text reads, “Wait. The ‘Itsy-Bitsy Spider’ is just the Myth of Sisyphus?”
Meghan McCain tweet (@MeghanMcCain) "Remember when every maga personality screamed at the top of their lungs that anyone with the last name McCain was a blood thirsty neocon warmonger who would bomb Iran and had no place in the Republican Party? Yea I didn’t forget that either."
Screenshot of a post by the verified account Acyn quoting: “Trump claims a tough policeman told him his sex life is better and his wife no longer treats him like a dog thanks to the stock market under President Trump.” Below the text is a paused C-SPAN video showing Donald Trump speaking at an outdoor podium in Corpus Christi, Texas, wearing a red “Make America Great Again” hat and standing behind a lectern with the presidential seal.
Screenshot of an X (formerly Twitter) post from the verified U.S. Department of State account. The post states that the United States and Europe belong to a civilization stretching from Athens to Rome to America and argues that Western civilization must embrace its noble legacy to reverse decline. Beneath the text is a photo of a relatively tiny Marco Rubio, in a dark suit and blue tie descending the stairs of a government aircraft, with the plane’s open doorway and fuselage visible behind him.
A meme featuring a man with short dark hair, glasses, and a trimmed beard, wearing a black polo shirt and standing with his arms crossed against a neutral background. Large white text at the top reads, “I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE ‘WTF DON’T BLOW YOUR VAPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY’”. White text at the bottom reads, “LIKE BITCH FIRST OF ALL IT’S NOT SMOKE IT’S LIKE SOME OTHER SHIT.”
Screenshot of a Reddit post. At the top left is the subreddit name “r/FolkPunk,” with “2h ago” underneath and the username “Babelwasaninsidejob.” The large headline reads: “Urine speaks louder than words… From the PublicFreakout community on Reddit: Piss Bottle Shuts Down ICE Vehicle & Agents. Visibly Shaken Piss Covered ICE Agent Complains that this isn’t ‘peaceful’.” Below the headline is a photo showing a snowy road with bare trees in the background. A person in black winter clothing is walking toward two armed, uniformed officers near a black SUV, holding a bottle-shaped object in their hand. One officer is closer to the vehicle while another stands farther back on the road. At the bottom of the image is a credit that reads “FORD FISCHER / NEWS2SHARE.”
Screenshot of following text: CURTIS SILWA ON ZOHRAN: we will hold his feet to the fire to ensure that he maintains his promise to uphold public safety. CURTIS SILWA ON CUOMO: (banging shoe on podium) I WILL BURY YOU. I WILL BURY YOUR CHILDREN, AND YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN. Angels will sing in heaven as your name is wiped from the collective memory of New Yorkers everywhere. I will not rest until I have found the source of your evil and strangled it to death with my bare hands
A Facebook post from TMZ shows a headline that reads, “Kid Rock Dressing up for Halloween as Masked 'R'-Word.” The post includes two side-by-side photos: on the left, a man in a suit and yellow-striped tie is laughing heartily; on the right, Kid Rock appears on camera wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses, and a medical mask pulled over his face. The post’s layout shows it was shared on TMZ’s verified Facebook page.
Two men sit in a parked car at night, illuminated by streetlights outside. The man in the passenger seat looks ahead intently while saying, “I gotta figure out how to make money on this thing. It’s simply too good.” The scene is from the “Driving Crooner” sketch in the comedy series I Think You Should Leave.
A screenshot of a Twiter post by U.S. Senator John Fetterman. His profile photo and handle (@SenFettermanPA) are visible. The post reads: “Unchecked extreme rhetoric, like labels as Hitler or fascist, will foment more extreme outcomes. Political violence is always wrong—no exceptions. We must all turn the temperature down.” Below his post is an Axios headline that says: “Study: Left-wing terrorism climbs to 30-year high.” Next to the headline is a small chart titled “Left- and right-wing U.S. domestic terrorism attacks, annually 1994–2025.” The chart shows gray and (tiny) orange bars, with the orange labeled “left-wing.”
A two-panel Simpsons meme. Top panel shows bus driver Otto looking annoyed while driving, with caption text: “DON’T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN.” Bottom panel shows a yellow cartoon hand pointing at a posted sign that reads: “DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE.”
Donald Trump, in a tuxedo, with a strangely agape mouth that only reveals his lower teeth. He does not look well. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
A close-up render of Indiana Jones wearing his signature brown fedora, looking sternly to the side against a blurred jungle background. Below him, an orange banner with white text reads: “Bethesda deletes Indiana Jones clip after accusations that it mocks Charlie Kirk” Logo in the bottom right corner: “PCGamesN.”
Screenshot of the Simpsons, from the scene where Burns is giving his testimony about hitting bar with his car. The dialogue has been changed to read " Regardless of what *you* think, we will summon help and comfort the hot chick I definitely didn't bang until an ambulance arrives."
Screen shot of press statement, reads as follows: Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident. Prior to the incident, he was flagged down by a woman who was the victim of a domestic violence incident. Mayor Giuliani immediately rendered assistance and contacted 911. He remained on scene until responding officers arrived to ensure her safety. Following this, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was struck from behind at high speed. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with a fractured thoracic vertebrae, multiple lacerations and contusions, as well as injuries to his left arm and lower leg. His business partner and medical provider were promptly contacted and arrived at the hospital to oversee his care. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragusa Head of Mayor Giuliani’s Security
Jeanine Pirro tweet: Assault a law enforcement officer, and you’ll be prosecuted. This guy thought it was funny—well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today, because we charged him with a felony.
“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ [sic] content, but suddenly they are praising the show,” Trump White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers told Rolling Stone in a statement Thursday morning. “Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows. This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention. President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history — and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
A social media post from Donald J. Trump’s account reads: “What’s going on with my ‘boys’ and, in some cases, ‘gals?’”
Pull quote from political scientist and author Norman Finkelstein in 2008, criticizing Israel’s foreign policy during a period of heightened tensions with Iran. In response to a question comparing Israel to US-labeled “rogue states” like Iran and North Korea, he says: “George Bush, the US president, has called Iran and North Korea ‘rogue states’. Do you consider Israel a ‘rogue state’? It is more than a rogue state. It is a lunatic state. The only country in the world where the population overwhelmingly supports an attack on Iran is Israel – 78 per cent want to attack Iran. The state has gone berserk. The whole world is yearning for peace, and Israel is constantly yearning for war.”
A meme featuring a screenshot from the TV show Glee, with the character Sue Sylvester (played by Jane Lynch) looking serious while wearing a pink tracksuit. The original caption reads “I am going to create a [blank] that is so [blank] stupid.” In this version, the meme has been edited to say: “I am going to create a taco party that is so fucking stupid.”
Screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Elon Musk replying to a tweet from Eric Berger. Elon Musk's tweet reads: "This just gets better and better 🤣🤣 Go ahead, make my day ..." He is quoting a tweet by Eric Berger (@SciGuySpace), which says: "This would both end the International Space Station and simultaneously provide no way to safely deorbit it."
A vintage-style advertisement with a deep blue background shows the SEIKO logo in large white letters at the top. Below it, a circular frame contains a silhouetted figure of a man in a suit, mimicking the classic James Bond gun barrel pose. At the bottom, white text reads: “The future never looked so good.”
Poochie from the Simpsons with a surf board in hand.
Text from news article: "Before long, Fetterman began repeating himself, shouting and questioning why “everybody is mad at me,” “why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do” and slamming his hands on a desk, according to one person who was briefed on what occurred."
Don Draper (Mad Men) is lounging on a neatly made bed—covered with a brown patterned bedspread—while intently reading a book. He is dressed in a white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a brown vest, gray dress pants, and dark socks. Basically, pimpmaxxing while reading a book.
"I'm really not a movement guy."
Steely Dan AKA boner machines on patrol
Kendrick Lamar flashing a triumphant grin at the Super Bowl halftime show
The image shows two notification alerts from the Washington Post app, each labeled "Breaking News." The first alert, timestamped at 3:06 AM, states: "Deadly Israeli strikes continue in Gaza as ceasefire is held up over hostage names." The second alert, timestamped at 3:01 AM, states: "A ceasefire between Israel and Hamas takes effect in the Gaza Strip, pausing 15 months of war."
A screenshot of a conversation in a chat interface. At the top, the user writes, "Give me a detailed bulleted list of every single claim I made about Dick Cheney. I want to hear you say it." The AI responds, "Certainly, here are the claims you made about Dick Cheney," and follows with a detailed description of several humorous and unfounded claims. The AI mentions the user suggested Dick Cheney orchestrated the 9/11 attacks for sexual reasons, including phrases like "to get some pussy" and "to get some dome." It also references claims involving Cheney’s wife, including that she would "show him what that mouth do" if he orchestrated the attacks, and that Cheney was piloting a plane while receiving oral sex, described with phrases like "sloppy toppy." At the end of the response, the AI states that these claims are all false and emphasizes the importance of treating historical events with respect. The user replies beneath with, "I think they're true tho."
A portrait of Conan O'Brien sitting thoughtfully with his hand resting on his temple. He is wearing a leather jacket over a blue shirt with a striped tie. The text reads, "Conan O'Brien to Receive Mark Twain Prize for American Humor." The credit at the bottom mentions Adali Schell for The New York Times.
Breaking news alert advising trump's inauguration has been moved to the Capitol Rotunda due to a cold forecast.
beautiful American actor Jeremy Strong decked out in an incredible robin's egg blue outfit and a funny hat. he looks very cool. 10/10 would
A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first tweet is from Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) and reads: "Elon’s decision to build the Cybertruck like a tank may have saved many lives in Las Vegas today. Imagine how much worse the explosion would’ve been for all those in the vicinity if it was any other vehicle." The second tweet, a reply from Elon Musk (@elonmusk), reads: "Cybertruck is the worst possible choice for a car bomb, as its stainless steel armor will contain the blast better than any other commercial vehicle."