Chris C 🖖🏻

@chriscavanagh.com

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🧑‍💻 Ex-UK software dev • 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Dad x3 + 1 👶🏻 🧵 3D design & printing • 🥗 60% veggie 🚗 Tesla: Blanche • 👨🏼‍🦲 He/him • Smeghead 📱 Cashflows Pro → @CashflowsApp.com

The last thing you see before you die or lose an election [fat JD Vance meme]
Version of the guy watching the girl in the red dress meme, but with Trump watching Bubba, because he wants his cock.
Diagram showing who blew Bubba’s boner
Facebook ad for the “Die My Love” movie where the thumbnail preview scene has a single “up the fucking ass” caption.
Trump and family in photo with the Pope from 2017, where the ladies are dressed for a funeral and Trump has a big smile. Additions include The Nun (Conjuring), The Shining twins, Damien, the Pet Sematary cat and Vigo the Carpathian (Ghostbusters 2).
Photo of Orange Goop hand cleaner, which also has a hand that looks like it’s wanking Trump’s mushroom dick.
Zelenskyy is the only hero
“Adulting: F*cking bullshit, would not recommend.”
“Don’t let a good day distract you from the failure you’ve become”
Graph by Wait But Why demonstrating we’re just on the cusp of AI surpassing human intelligence.
Image of a man being handed a brain, with the caption “No thanks buddy, I’m MAGA”
Mona Lisa vs MAGA Lisa - Comparison showing how many in the MAGA orbit have extreme cosmetic surgery and end up looking like Jigsaw. It’s an expression of the mask they all wear and lies they tell to motivate their idiot base.
Medieval version of the “He exists now only in my memory” Titanic meme, with original caption of “When you see a lit meme but the feed refreshes and you never see it again” translated to “When thou seest a lit meme but the feed refresheth and thou neuer seest it againe.”
JD Vance visits Greenland, but is blocked by a “no entry” sign.
Presidents Trump and Musk are already working hard to bring down the cost of stocks to a level where average Americans can afford them again. I imagine groceries will not be far behind.
Elon Musk (Grima Wormtongue) whispering to Donald Trump (King Theoden)
Map of Canada, USA and Mexico, with USA renamed “Karen”
Text message saying, “The asslight is on in the trump-mobile”
“I tried donating blood today...NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many stupid questions. Who's blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?”
2D dragon wall-art printing on a Prusa MK4S 3D printer
Drawing of a horse-drawn cart with the caption, “Absolutely zero chance a horse drew this.”
“Where can a Christian get their nails done without having to be surrounded by other statues and Buddha? I am done paying women who have nothing in common w me spiritually, big bucks to do my nails. I want a person who knows the Lord to do my nails. Seems logical.” Reply by Phoenix L Gato: “I think Jesus got his nails done by some Roman guys. Hope that helps.”
Photo of eggs with painted faces crying over a cooked egg on a plate. “He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.”
“The evolution of the trash icon”, showing all the Windows Recycling Bin icons until 2015, followed by the X icon. This is justified because X is full of trash masquerading as “free speech”. Also its owner is a cunt.
Eowyn and the Witch King of Angmar facing off in LOTR: Return of the King. Witch King: “Come at me bro” Eowyn: “I am no bro”
“"i want a big titty goth gf" ok bro have fun talking about invader zim with a 31 yr old pharmacy tech” Reply: “#This is like going 'Oh you want lemonade? Have fun drinking sugar & lemons' #like bro i will.... thats why i ordered the lemonade”
“Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of the World’s First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking” Implication is to post this on Facebook to see if it’s true.
“The relief you feel when you realize the weird house noises are ghosts and not shit you can’t afford to fix”
You know what this house is missing? A box of shit. Let’s get a cat. (Picture of a cat)
Accidentally said "Jesus the Christ" today like He's a fucking Sonic. (Drawing of Jesus in the style of Sonic the Hedgehog).
Spider-Man in 1994 saying “Respect minorities” and everyone is cool with it. Spider-Man / Symbiote in 2024 saying “Respect minorities” but incel raging about it being woke.
BBC Micro signed by its creators
Yippee ki yay, thy fornicator of motherhood
Elon Musk proving he is a fool by believing fake news about Bluesky being full of pedophiles (when in fact they hang out on X)