Chris Jackson

@chriscjackson.bsky.social

5290 Followers 192 Following

Lawyer. Whiskey enthusiast. 📍 Houston

🙄
batting .000
the golden age
“status quo”
jump scare
do you see
well well well
cheat
nope
she knows ball
the boys are back
get a load of this guy
change the channel Marge
ok grandpa let’s get you to bed
😟
tiny
accidentally became important at work
😭
keep shooting
unacceptable
he made it
🤞🏼🤞🏼
all the awards
not the bees!
thank you
pepe Silvia
oh crap
education
“but when I die, I don’t want any autopsies”
louder for those in the back
ugh
oh hell yeah
meet me in the octagon
🤝
The Cooler
well well well
astros fans
this fuckin guy
bastard in a basket
[lawnmower noises]
war crimes v. war crimes
welcome
touch grass
GRILL
would be a better president
come on dude
not wrong
how are you still alive
great call
you’re just 21
Jack Kelly: Lawyer
gonna rise up gonna kick a little ass
Go USA
Mortimer my dude
just end it dude
surprise motherfucker
🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
pass
give that man the $10,000
you’re under arrest