Chris Coleman

@chriscoleman.name

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Mostly circus animals, some filler.

Clever girl
Sam Altman
Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
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Charlie Kirk statue
Dr. Strange in the Simpsons
I mean, what are we to believe this is some kind of magic Peter Dinklage or something?
Purple line train
Fandango seat map for The Odyssey in IMAX, showing all sets booked except the entire front row, seven seats in the third row, and one seat in the third row. The sold seats are little helmets. There are 303 total seats.
Apple Weather air quality map
Ugnaught discovering Luke's lightsaber in the bowels of Cloud City
Small child wearing crypty the cryptosporidium shirt
Spider expert reacts: A stinger??
john gielgud jiminy glick +11 Sir John Gielgud and Jiminy Glick represent two wildly different eras and styles of performance, famously crossing paths when Sir John Gielgud acted in the 2004 comedy film Jiminy Glick in Lalawood.The Connection: Jiminy Glick in LalawoodIn the 2004 satirical film Jiminy Glick in Lalawood, the legendary, classically trained Shakespearean actor Sir John Gielgud made a cameo appearance. The plot of the movie involves a fictional English poet and his suicide, linking Sir John to the overarching narrative that Jiminy (played by Martin Short) attempts to unravel.
Entomologist reacts: More powerful than Morgoth???
Purple Line train
Krusty says "does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts?"
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Colonel Homer
Colonel Homer
Yoda demonstrates his good relations with the Wookiees
Pelé is king of the soccer field. To be king of your kitchen, use Crestfield Wax Paper.
Trump post: Despite the heat, which isn’t as bad as predicted, the crowds in D.C. are INCREDIBLE! The love of our Country has never been stronger! The Air Shows are at a level never seen before - What great pilots, what great equipment!!! See you all later! Speaking at around 10:00 P.M. at The Lincoln Memorial. The Reflecting Pool looks great, despite all it went through with the Vandal Thugs. Will quickly drain and fix the damage done right after this big weekend. Happy Independence Day. Our Country is Stronger than EVER!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Brooklyn mural featuring every joker except Jared Leto, and also MF Doom
Infrared thermometer showing 156.8° F surface of a gray deck
Dear Takoma Park 4th of July celebration participants, volunteers, and other key stakeholders, I am writing to let you know that we have made the difficult decision to cancel this year's parade and evening street party due to extreme heat. As you are likely already aware, the DC area is facing a historic heat wave. The heat index on July 4 is forecast to be at least 105 degrees. Montgomery County has declared a Heat Emergency through the holiday weekend, and the region is currently under a National Weather Service Extreme Heat Warning. In this heat, parading is particularly risky: participants have to gather and wait outdoors until the parade rolls, and once the parade is moving there's really no easy way to rest or cool down. That burden falls particularly hard on our youngest and oldest participants, on other heat-sensitive individuals, and on the animals we ask to join us. We feel that it would not be safe, or responsible, to ask our community to march or to gather in this heat. Please know that this was not an easy decision. So much care and preparation goes into the parade and the evening street party each year. We are grateful to every group, every dignitary, and every volunteer who was ready to take part. Please look after yourselves and each other and stay safe this weekend. If you need a place to cool off, you can learn more about City and County cooling centers here. On behalf of the Takoma Park Independence Day Committee, thank you for everything you've done for this year's Takoma Park 4th of July Celebration. We look forward to parading with you next year!
Venice
CVS magnesium citrate
You mean there’s a better way???
T. Herman Zweibel in Memoriam
Spam message from “Elon”
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Vernazza street
Spunti al Tonno
Lucien and Fagen meet with Trump in the Oval Office
Lucien and Fagan meet with Donald Trump in the Oval Office
The Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman Simpsons 8-bit shitpost, made by me.
Closest match on that political quiz is Mamdani.
Google results showing search for Linkin Park tour
Apple weather forecast for Florence. Currently 98°
Michelangelo’s David
Florence buildings along the Arno river
Piazza Del Duomo in Florence, featuring an exceptionally extra cathedral
Papa Leone XIV bottle opener
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Hot Gregorian priest calendar 2027
Navigator Internet Room in Ercolano, Italy. featuring Microsoft, Intel Insider, Epson, PlayStation, Nintendo
Historic pile of marbles
Apple weather forecast for Rome
Mediterranean gecko
Pompeii
Green spray paint
Eataly in the Rome Airport
Login screen on Fillout showing "Sign in with Google," "Sign in with Microsoft," email, and single sign on options. There's a "Last used" badge on "Sign in with Google" with an labeled arrow pointing at it that says "This is a good feature!"
Faceboook Consumer User Profile Privacy Litigation Settlement Administrator paid me $5.09 on Venmo
Bart's inner monologue: Good old rock. Nothing beats that.
Thesaurus entry for toll Toll: noun 1. a highway toll. Charge, fee, payment, levy, tariff, dues, tax duty, impost
Dune Spacing Guild Navigator
Truthiness
Small crowd outside the Kennedy Center at night