Chris D Brown

@chrisdeebrown.bsky.social

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Engineering Lead, idiot. Makes games sometimes.

Dr Evil, originally from Austin Powers but now assumedly working for Microsoft, saying One Billion Players
Sephiroth having a drink in a Wetherspoons which is lit up like it's a fucking hospital, what's with that? Why are they all so bright? You'd think they'd try and hide how shit everything looks by turning the lights down
Button input for a shoryuken, implying I would straight up uppercut an audience member. It's a good joke, like 70% funny at least.
It's me! I'm holding a microphone and looking annoyed, in front of a projector showing a slide saying "This is the end of the talk"
A delicious Morrisons chocolate brownie, “topped with milk chocolate cubes”. Two cubes are visible on the part of the brownie not covered by the wrapper.
Fake wikipedia page titled "Bad Syndrome" - the image is a low poly head with a black hole inside, captioned "like this"
A character called Jock speaking in an offensively incorrect scots slang - "Dornt fash yerse quine. Jean tauld me aw abit ye!"
The first result from google images if you search "man in lab". He's doing something unconvincing with a pipette, and is unsurprisingly in a lab.
Still from The Big Short (2015) of Mark Baum realising the housing market is a bubble. It's extremely crushed because bsky can't handle images without compressing them to dust.
Cover of Bring Me The Horizon's album That's The Spirit
Resident Evil logo superimposed over an edited version of the Limmy sketch Requiem
A man looks at an alarmingly leaky watertank labeled "Every architecture problem". The second panel is him slapping tape over the hole in tank, somewhat (but not really) solving the leak. The tape is labelled "SignalBus".
Screenshot from satirical news program The Day Today with the headline “Businews”
Final Fantasy XIV login queue
Spotify screenshot of a search for “blend” with a result titled “Evil Gay [slur I’m absolutely not typing out] Mix”. It’s a real result but the playlist is not actually by Spotify, just made to look like it
Spotify Wrapped image showing Spanish Love Songs, Sleep Token, Hot Mulligan, My Chemical Romance and Senses Fail as top 5 bands, with 69k minutes listened
Bugs Bunny with a gun saying "lord forgive me but its time to go back to tha old me". Image quality would be considered bad in the early 90s.