Chris E (He/Him)

@chrise.bsky.social

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Augmented Reality Unity Programmer Terrible Poker Player Loves comics Ran MarvelMishaps for a while Used to co-own the MMO Meridian 59 Almost no one knows what those last two things are.

Batman breaking a gun and saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
A Valentine's box from BarkBox that says " be my Furry Valentine"
People liking a post about follow/unfollow to get likes, right above a person doing exactly that.
A comic that reads: "Are you coming to bed?" "I can't. This is important." "What?" "Someone is wrong on the Internet."
A panel from the comic "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac" that says "Oh, My God!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!!"
An "AI Overview" that says (with no spaces) "WindowsMunu" and then repeats the word "Sub" until it fades off the page.
A comic where someone's ranting about not everyone having the same experience and knowing the same things... the punchline is that he's talking about not knowing what toilet paper is.
The Ecce Homo painting, which was "restored" by Elías García Martínez, distorting it's original appearance.
A chart showing the rise of people who admit they're left handed.
A chart showing the change in left-handedness over time, it drops to about 3% in 1910 and goes up to about 12% in the 1950s, then plateaus.
An email invitation to join a webinar about investing in the NASDAQ 100.
A quote from Wall Street Bets that says "PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN PEOPLES BIOS FUCK THIS MARKET"
An email from "Cory Booker" asking for donations after his stunt.
The gamecube with a portable screen attached.
A "tally clicker" ring that lets you increment a count when you push a button, in a variety of colors.
The "Elven Decker" character from the original Shadowrun, with a keyboard on a shoulder strap which is plugged into his head with a curly wire like an old telephone.
Css propertys with "line-height" set to .2em
The Count from Sesame Street put into the SICKOS comic saying "ONE... HA HA HA... ONE!"
Ralph Wiggum waving at the camera with a caption that says "I'm an artist"
A blood pressure cuff reading 181/135.
A screenshot from 30 Rock with the quote "It wouldn't be a Lemon party without Old Dick!"
The cast of Critical Role in matching pajamas in a large bed.
A laptop with two portable monitors attached. A very messy house in the background.
This post, with a post by Sage of Katie Tightpussy and Joe Rogan in a similar format.
The crew of the cartoon Sealab 2021
Robin Williams as Mork, from Ork, from the show Mork & Mindy.
D&D Rainbow Nerds Candy
The Ninja Turtle Pizza Throwing Van Toy.
The opening scene from Skyrim of a man looking at you, in a cart.
A dog sleeping on the floor with his head under a bed.
Sue Storm is restraining Reed Richards with force rings.
An image of a meat salad with the words "Real Man's Greenless Meat Salad"
Woman with furrowed brow from the POV of a fridge/freezer.
King of the Hill "If those kids could read" meme, but saying "If those BOTS could read they'd be very upset."
An obviously fake bank account screen shot showing a trillion dollar balance.
Greenies Cheese Flavor Pill Pockets (for pets)
Peppa Pig from the front, with four eyes, two on each side.
An old comic panel of the Joker riding a chicken.
George W Bush giving a thumbs up in front of the infamous "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner.
A picture showing a post from someone I don't follow, and that I'm on the "Following" tab.
A cat being chased by two Domo-kun with the words "Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens."
A promo picture from the movie Reckless Kelly showing a man next to a motorcycle, and both have armor made of scrap metal.
Joker saying "It's about sending a message." edited to say "It's NOT about sending a message."
Superman tortures a man with a Confederate flag by shooting a gun in his face and grabbing the bullet before it hits. (1/2)
A picture of a skull in a pirate hat with crossed swords, with the words "Goon Club"