Chris Heinonen

@chrish.bsky.social

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Former writer and reviewer, now at Apple doing fun things. I run and play Magic: The Gathering in my rare free time.

A much younger Sam showing off what he won for playing 2HG the first time.
Deck 4 Novice Inspector (MKM) 29 9 Plains (USG) 333 2 Annihilating Glare (ONE) 80 10 Swamp (USG) 340 4 Disfigure (M20) 95 4 Not Dead After All (WOE) 101 3 Undying Malice (FDN) 528 4 Helpful Hunter (FDN) 16 4 Outlaw Medic (OTJ) 23 2 Recommission (BRO) 22 4 Inspiring Overseer (FDN) 496 4 Phyrexian Rager (DMU) 99 2 Vault Plunderer (OTJ) 114 4 Scoured Barrens (TDM) 267
Myself and my kid and Galen Rupp after a 6 mile race
A nicely cooked and cut ribeye.
Coming next are conspiracy theories. [Screengrab may have been fake?]
I just don't trust the government hardly at all, anyway, for a lot of reasons, federal government and state. I'm going to say more services should be privatized. Even FEMA could be privatized, I think.
A donation receipt for $83.80
An image saying that the Super Bowl is less than One Week Away, while the countdown clock below that line says that it is over 11 days away.
Sitting down feeling dead after Hyrox
A turkey leg stripped of all meat
Email from Apple Congratulating me on three years at work.
Green bean casserole prepared for Thanksgiving
Ingredients and a recipe for green bean casserole
A comet in the sky
McDonald’s menu in Japan with a burger with a hash brown on top
A chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream frosting and raspberry filling and a Detroit Lions logo on top that says "Go Lions"
A tray of apple cider donuts
Fubo TV multi view showing three games at once and college football scores.
Shelf stable guacamole from McCormick in a squeeze jar
Saruman of Many Colors promo for winning LOTR store championship.
A room full of people ready to play Magic the Gathering.