Chris Hallbeck

@chrishallbeck.bsky.social

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Cartoonist. Animator. https://hallbeck.com/links/

Box of Cocoa Pebbles cereal featuring Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble
[2 people have just gotten cups of ice cream from an ice cream shop] Person 1: This is my favorite flavor! Do you want to try it? Person 2: Sure! [Person 1 feeds a scoop of ice cream to Person 2] [Person 1 has an excited, anticipatory expression as Person 2 contemplates the flavor] Person 2: Well, I'm glad you like it. [Person 1 is annoyed and takes this as a personal affront and will hold a grudge against Person 2 and it will build up over time until one day they yell “Oh yeah? Well more for me!” at a completely inappropriate time where the context doesn’t make sense and they will feel silly and start laughing when they try to explain what just happened.]
A person brushing dust off the chrome HBO logo.
A man and woman in bed. She is thinking “I bet he’s thinking of other women.” He’s thinking of le poisson Steve.
[A person is holding up their smart phone while speaking to the Chief of police who is sitting at a desk in front of a ringing phone.] Person: Okay Chief. You кеер them on the line and I'll trace the call on my smartphone. Chief: Got it. [The chief answers the phone.] Chief: Hello? Yes, this is the Chief. What are your demands? What time would-- [The first person runs back into the room, holding a sheet of paper.] Person: Done! [A close-up of the paper shows a crude pencil tracing of that persons smart phone.]