Chris Hockman

@chrishockman.bsky.social

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Football (Soccer) and Paralympic Journalist, researcher. commentator & ground announcer. Featured on Fox Sports, NYT, Washington Post, NPR, NBC & BBC. Play by Play and Color for Tiger Network. Travel Agent. He/Him

A shot chart showing three shots from Spain at half-time at the World Cup final. One on the right of the six yard box, one central on the edge of the area, and one outside the box on the left.
Donald Trump at a Knicks game in 1991.
A San Antonio Spurs flag flying in the breeze on the street
Australian cricketer Merv Hughes with his majestic mustache
An image of NBC’s broadcast of the NBA Western conference finals with the Frost Bank Tower’s Go Spurs Go banner
Southampton spy
Harpoon by Jebediah
AWS performing at Eurovision 2018
West Ham's equalizer, ruled not a high boot, the boot is level with his opponent's head
A bottle of Pocari sweat
A diagram of a curling end showing two stones, one of each color close to the button, the yellow stone is marginally closer.
A clip from Father Ted, where Ted says "they're really very, very, very, very dark blue" talking about socks.
Socceroos fans in Fed Square in Melbourne in the middle of winter at 4am in the morning at the 2022 World Cup. The square is packed, one fan holds an inflatable kangaroo, flares have been set off in the background.
An eagle perched atop a distant tree
The Milano-Cortina medal tally showing Australia 13th with 1 gold, Canada 14th with 3 silver and 3 bronze, China 15th with 1 silver and 2 bronze and Korea and New Zealand 16th with 1 silver and 1 bronze
A screenshot from the Epstein files of an email from Epstein that says "Good luck and yes to ska Sent from my iPhone"
The Greenland flag with Trinity Rodman superimposed over the red part of the circle
The Greenland flag with Trinity Rodman superimposed over the top of the red half of the circle.
Senegal players in green arguing and shoving Morocco players in white while they remonstrate with the referee in black. The referee is walking back onto the pitch after viewing the VAR stand. The score displays Senegal 0 Morocco 0 in the 98th minute of 8 minutes of stoppage time.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy logo - a thumb pointing back like a hitchhiker silhouetted on a planet with the words Don't Panic underneath
Simpsons character Kirk Van Houton pointing to his drawing of dignity
Me, double chins and all in front of BC Place wearing a Whitecaps 2 jersey
Gru has a genius plan. Win toss in Perth. Elect to bat. Get bowled out for 172.
A photo from inside Central Coast Stadium from the north end showing palm trees opened to the water at the south end
A scene from the Simpsons in the 90s at the Democratic National Convention with banners that say “we hate life and ourselves” and “we can’t govern!”
A man on screen wearing headphones with his thumb on his cheek, a tuba in the background.
A plate of crumpets with Vegemite and a Vegemite mug with tea in it on a black table with a premier league game on in the background
The Premiership table showing Leeds in 7th
A black and white photo of a man in a full suit from the National Archives of Australia
A map of Texas' 35th district with a comment from "Jessica with an American flag" on twitter saying "this is a real Democrat "district" in Tedas. This is what a stolen house seat actually looks like."
The worst person you know just made a great point
Ned Flanders' parents lamenting "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas"
Long Jetty Takeaway with the roof peeled off
Houses on Wamberal Beach just centimeters away from being swallowed by the ocean after violent storms
Ned Flanders parents lamenting “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”
A still from the Simpsons of Flanders' beatnik parents saying "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas"