Chris Hood

@chrishoodau.bsky.social

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A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
an image of Dan Andrews in China on the phone with the caption "tell david to dissolve the coalition"
A bush curlew wandering around a restaurant looking for food scraps
A vote compass map with the person at the far bottom right corner
Marked safe from being added to National Security group chats today
A meme about birds in different countries making fun of kookaburras
Haggis neeps and tatties
A hotel robe
A meme describing how the left wants a cyborg uprising to crush the patriarchy and implement fully automated pansexual gender fluid communism, which sound rad as fuck
Two pairs of running shoes, the newer at the bottom, the older at the top
A bottle of whisky, glass, and plate of antipasto on a balcony overlooking the beach
A book and a bottle of peaty whisky on a balcony overlooking the beach
A book, a beer, a beach
A dark sit/stand desk with office equipment, monitors and laptops
A picture of Suncorp stadium before the Matildas v Brazil game
A meme describing how you don't owe right wing chuds your attention
Christmas lights on a balustrade
A geoblock notice on the today show website
A photo of pet mince in a freezer
A cat, looking shocked
The genius of Green Day is that it took 19 years and a lyric change for American Idiots to finally realise American Idiot was about them
Lost Palms brewing "Random Access" Coffee Cream Ale in a can
5 spirits in glasses with a beer
A plate of antipasto with a small glass of whisky, on a balcony at the beach
A beach, carpark, and ocean at sunset
Death, finally getting Henry Kissinger
A cat sitting on a person's lap, preventing work getting done
A meme about scientists being able to transform stress into electricity and a glowing figure described as "Me watching Arsenal defend a 1 goal lead"
A lying liar lying about making meaningful change
Mystery flavour purple Fanta bottle
A man and a cat looking unimpressed
A young cat lying on the carpet, legs splayed and clearly asleep
A picture of an English brown ale, Kentish style
A meme with a band standing far apart and a download speed indicator. "Speed metal bands like Slayer stand as far apart as possible when performing. This is because your bandwidth determines your speed"
A tall glass of Scottish brown ale and a glencairn with neat whisky on a kitchen bench