Chris Houston

@chrishouston.bsky.social

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California native plant enthusiast and gardener. Bird lover. Aspiring urban farmer. I like to go paddling in my kayak. Why am I a Padres fan? He/him/his

Two men in suits and the words “Homicide Life On the Street”
A picture of a racist holding a guitar and the text “MORGAN WALLEN FAN PEES ON FAMILY OF FOUR AT BALTIMORE CONCERT”
A video of a blue sky with white clouds and some brown plants at the bottom and numerous dragonflies flying around.
A tomato plant stripped of all its leaves in front of a fence.
Dildo bike
A painting of a mountain in front of a lake
A gray green succulent with long leaves.
AI slop of incorrect flowers and pollinators.
An AI image of an orange flower.
A douchebag without a shirt
Two vinyl records with worn covers. On the left is Pieces of the Sky by Emmylou Harris. The cover features a woman’s face. On the right is Bealtitude - Respect Yourself by the Staple Singers. The cover features one person standing and three people sitting.
Green yellow and red tomatoes
A cooked brisket
One of these teams is not like the other
Kids tubing in a lake
Authorities try to unravel what led 2 teens to attack San Diego Islamic Center, killing 3
A bench that says “with love from Lori in memory of bill walton”
A man’s face against a black background. Smokey Robinson GASMS (gross)
A yellow and orange and black bird in a tree
A lot of harvested garlic plants in a garden bed with irrigation lines running through it
A black portable cd player and four cds. Ghost dog the way of the samurai soundtrack, the essential Roy Orbison, Trojan 12” box set, night train to Nashville
Green leaves with round holes cut out of them
Two baseball players in white jerseys and a man in a flannel shirt standing in front of a yellow and brown backdrop and some balloons.
Green bananas on a brown counter
A ma man looking at an ofrenda
A man in a baseball jersey looking at an ofrenda
Numerous small green peaches in a blue bucket.
A terribly photoshopped image from the movie Major League with AJ Preller’s head pasted on the body of a woman with a leopard dress and the words you guys stink in a talk bubble. Craig Stammen in aPadres uniform is next to it.
Red flowers and green leaves
A white flower with many petals and a yellow center and green leaves around it. A bee is flying on the right side of the image.
A lot of rainbow carrots in a basket.
White and yellow flowers and green leaves.
A green shrub covered in white/yellow flowers.
A red shed and black pots with lines in them.
A man with a guitar
Green leaves and pink flowers on gray stems
Maybe it will happen tomorrow!
The album cover for Bjork’s “Post.” A woman in a white shirt with black hair in front of a colorful background.
A yellow street sign with a handwritten sign attached that says “BORED OF PEACE”
A degenerate gambler in a suit talking to a rapist pedophile in a suit in a gaudy ass room in front of two flags and some ugly curtains.
Aunt Arctica @rebelpussy.b..•25m I have a feeling Trump's FBI is now targeting California like they did Minnesota, but in this case, good! He's much hated at LAUSD. Marisa Kabas o @marisaka... •2h we don't yet know why superintendent carvalho had his home raised, but just some context:
Green moss
Green moss
Green moss
Green moss and brown dead plant material
An album cover of a dipshit in a face covering with a big confederate flag
I will never understand why America's redneck/ country boy population worships a creepy ass con man from New York City. Hank Williams Jr warned you about this shit.
The cover for the mass market paperback of the Hobbit by JRR Tolkien. A little guy with a sword and a monster behind him.
Trump shares, then deletes, racist image of the Obamas. White House blames a staffer A photo of Trump and Obama
Green shrubs with purple flowers
Various green plants and mulch on the ground. Cherry of the rio grande, aloe Vera, papayas, banana.