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Conspicuously blue-eyed lady in an Argentina jersey with a posterboard sign reading MESSI IS MY HERO
Guy in a MAINE. shirt
Couple of weird dudes in France jerseys
Paraguay? You mean the Paraguay that got skunked by the US?
I don't know if you're allowed to do that
Friendship ended with MESSI Now VOZINHA is my best friend
It's a pathetic little scale mockup of Trump's pathetic triumphal arch
A picture of Jozy Altidore and Charlie Davies with the headline "Jozy And the Giant Killers." Subhed reads "Do you believe in miracles? The US did, weathering shot after shot to stun top-ranked Spain 2-0 behind goals by Jozy Altidore and Clint Dempsey." Link reads: "Vote: do you care?"
We all love Curacao don't we folks
Drunk Scotland fans in the Telemundo booth
The national anthem don't even slap.
A screenshot from my phone where the goddamn Chat and Text Message notifications are basically indistinguishable
A blue ceramic bowl of homemade murgh chana masala and rice
Anson Carter saying "I'm not going to write jack off" on my tee vee
Don Draper: "We quiero many things. Family, safety, love. But this guy--" (Taps drawing of chihuahua) "There's only one thing he quieros."
Happy learned how to putt. Uh oh.
It's that "Gen X's brains are all swimming in dissolved lead" graph you've seen a million times
A lifted blue Dodge Ram pickup with the VA license plate "BLUE RAM" and a giant decal reading SPARTAN across the tailgate. The Ram badge has been replaced with a spartan helmet and Μολον λαβε.
Jared Kushner, Steve Witkoff and JD Vance somehow not getting a peace deal and with Iran
Last time I hooped in Moore Gym I was guarding a dude with no socks on and he did a spin move and a smashed Mcdouble fell out his pocket
A gentleman and his "friend" Esther, both wearing Uruguay soccer jerseys, attending a World Cup game in Natal, Brasil.
Gonna see DC United play Inter Miami in some place called "Batlimore"
An interesting wall, stone maybe? Idk anything about it
Nothing to see here
Shithead data center CEO speaking at a public hearing where the Chandler, AZ Council unanimously shat on his company's plan.
Postgame shenanigans on the field after Washington Spirit defeat Portland Thorns
Spirit win 2-0 y'all
My first six Stream purchases: The Orange Box, Dawn of War, Soulstorm, Deus Ex: GOTY, Civ IV Complete, Fallout 3
Tweet from Jose Canseco: Yes time travel is possible. Will explain later.
Screenshot of National Ball Hockey League studio on ESPN2
Tweet from @hotgirlhala: "this does not help your cause" -guy who hates you and your cause
Email authorizing a three-hour early release today for Department of Transportation employees and encouraging them to attend the Club World Cup game at Audi Field
Bar graph showing distribution of childhood blood lead levels by age, with a massive spike in Gen X
" The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!
DC Improv show program for the Doughboys, May 14-15
Aero the Acro-Bat for Super Nintendo
The end! No moral.
Screenshot of an email header that reads "Your TSP account statement is now available"
Lie Bot saying "The End! No Moral."
Homer Simpson wearing a giant foam cowboy hat and holding an air horn
A bowl of chicken and dumplings