Chris

@chrisjack.bsky.social

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I am funny sometimes but we’d all like to write our own reviews.

Crust of a loaf.
Cup cake with a rice paper fox on it
Tap pulled off sink.
Hot & Spicy combo mix
Moon shining through a dark cloud covered sky
Los Campesinos! Is For Lovers 🖤
Sun setting over a canal.
Sunrise over New Forest fields.
Sunset over a New Forest field.
Knitting book called Kids Knits for Head, Hands & Toes with a horrific picture of a child dressed head to toe in green and red knitwear.
Parkrun first place - Snoop Dogg
Bike without a seat.
Grey/black adidas football shirt adorned with DOOMED
River winding its way along two luscious green banks under a beautiful blue morning sky.
Rock archway with Colorado mountains and canyons visible through the middle
Fox in some lovely gardens
Tide coming in over a beach where someone has constructed a stone sign reading “smelly poo”
Restaurant called “Meat and Wood”
No, it’s the children who are wrong.
Orange skyline over a dark mass of land.
Evening sky, sunset in the background behind some tries with grey jagged clouds in the sky.
Blue tit in the hand
Roast chicken dinner and a glass of red wine
Running medal for completing the Surrey Half Marathon. Gold band with a blue metal badge.
Mans torso covered in an orange vest with “Maggie’s” written on it in white. Race number 1442 also adorns the front. A suggestion of bicep on the right threatens to distract the viewer from the composition.
Canal along a river bank, green grass with blue skies above.
Sunrise over fields and houses
Tub of ice scream with a spoon sticking out the top
Racing number 1442
Vista of Sofia, the actual capital of Bulgaria 🇧🇬
Post it note with some sort of creature drawn upon it
Paper plate covered in squirty cream and a spray can of said cream next to it.
Burrito beef with: Rice Refried Black Beans Coriander Pickled red onions Guacamole Cheese Tomato salsa
Marks Reptiles Patreon for fans on Mark Watson Workd
Spreadable butter with a large rectangle cut out
Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now
Flowers do. Book me instead - Cameo
Stick drawing of a pizza cutter.
Pizza cutting wheel on a board.