Chris

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A medium shot from the television show Arrested Development featuring three characters standing on a stage in front of a large banner. Background: A large, cream-colored banner reads "Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution" in green text. Left: A man with curly brown hair, glasses, and a mustache smiles broadly and claps his hands. He is wearing a light-colored, long-sleeved shirt under a green-striped vest with long fringe at the bottom. Center: A young girl stands in front of a microphone, looking upward with a flat, unamused expression. She is wearing a green zippered hoodie over a green patterned top. Right: A blonde woman with a bright orange headband and matching long-sleeved shirt smiles while holding a large, dark autoharp. She wears a fuzzy, light-colored vest over her shirt. Foreground: The blurred backs of audience members' heads are visible, framing the stage performance.
A screenshot of a Google search result page for the 2026 film "Citizen Vigilante." The top shows the movie title, year, genre (Thriller/Action), and runtime (1h 29m), next to buttons for "Overview" and "Cast." Below this, a Wikipedia search result snippet notes that the film is written and directed by Uwe Boll and stars Armie Hammer. A "Cast" section features a row of headshots with actor names and character roles: Armie Hammer (Sanders), Costas Mandylor (Henry), Lennart Betzgen (Rick), Neb Chupin (SWAT Leader Pierre), Benjamin Schnau, and Dora Dimić Rakar. The character role for Dora Dimić Rakar is listed as "Raped girl" and is underlined with a bright green hand-drawn line.
an image of an xray revealing, to much shock, no dog in him.
Our dying pedophile president in an ai slop image making him a destiny character. Rooting very hard for the red bar pve enemy to **** ***
an 82-0 game with an 82-0 S-tier score. The team is Luka, Dave Bing, Grant Hill, Pascal Siakam, and Wilt.
A graphic showing a basketball team roster and a court diagram with the text "Can you go 82-0?". The roster lists Luka Doncic (PG), Michael Jordan (SG), Bob Boozer (SF), Truck Robinson (PF), and Victor Wembanyama (C), with a projected record of 78-4 and a grade of A+. The court diagram displays the players in their respective positions.
a dilapidated and gross waterfront building, that in no way shape or form screams "I want to eat fresh food here". Well, it's Trump Tower in Chicago on the river, and that's exactly what's happening. LOL. LMAO, even.
dumb article about rogan getting hired by CBS. The pub date, waaaaaay back in March of 2026, is circled with arrows pointing at it.
noted trans-hating bigot and general piece of shit Nancy Mace tweeting "Pray for President Trump" on x the everything app. This is a normal thing that people do, apparently.
Video of Dan Soder and another dude doing an impression of Hitler hosting SNL.
Dan Aykroyd as Mother in Sneakers.
An image of text with a dark background and white font. A portion of the text is highlighted in blue with selection pins. The visible text reads: "That's eight years of getting oil rubs from Maltese goddesses instead of doing the dishes and parenting your son, Odysseus. Go tell Telemachus that dark magic made you turbo-rail a nymph in a that's why he can't throw a football properly. Oh, Penelope, but I tried to get free. Was the map in her ass, dude? Were the directions home tatted in real small font three inches below her navel? Is that where you thought they were?"
A professional profile image of golf course designer Beau Welling, featuring a biographical text overlay on the left and a photograph of Welling on the right. Visual Elements: Portrait: Beau Welling stands on a vibrant green golf course, wearing a bright blue polo shirt, a white baseball cap, and khaki trousers. Background: A scenic view of a sunlit golf course with lush green grass and a line of trees under a clear blue sky. Text Content: Headline: "Beau Welling" Biography: The text details his decade-long collaboration with Tom Fazio on over 80 courses, his recent work with Tiger Woods’ TGR Design, and his commitment to waiving fees for the master planning and rehabbing of Langston. Highlight: A pink line underlines the sentence mentioning his work with Tom Fazio on over 80 courses.
A player profile for So Taguchi. Text identifies him as an Outfielder, Bats: Right, Throws: Right, 5-10, 170lb. His birth date is listed as July 2, 1969, in Nishinomiya, Japan. On the right is a headshot of Taguchi smiling, wearing a red St. Louis Cardinals baseball cap with the "StL" logo.
A screenshot of a post on X the everything app (formerly Twitter, now strictly for pedos and nazis) from the "Cadillac Championship" account. The text reads, "Cheers to the first round! Get your TRUMPfusion near Hole No. 1 at the Trump Vodka Bar presented by @TrumpVodka." The accompanying video frame shows a bartender pouring a clear liquid into a tall glass branded with "The TRUMPfusion" and "The Great American Spirit" logos. It fucking sucks that the TOUR went back to supporting our godforsaken pedophile president and his business endeavors.
A sign with a ki d of blueberry called "Patriot" for some reason.
An image showing a digital golf scorecard from Thorn Apple Country Club, dated April 12, 2026. The scorecard indicates a total gross score of 95 and a net score of 75 for a par 72 course played from the white tees. The front nine score was 47 and the back nine was 48, resulting in a final score of 23 over par. The round duration is listed as 4 hours and 4 minutes under sunny weather conditions.
Gemini said The image is a screen capture from an ESPN broadcast featuring a conversation between professional wrestler and personality The Miz and sports reporter Laura Rutledge. The scene is set outdoors at a golf course, specifically Augusta National Golf Club, as indicated by the iconic Masters logo (the shape of the United States with a golf flag) on the green graphics bar at the bottom. Key Visual Elements: Setting: The two individuals are seated in woven patio armchairs with green cushions. They are positioned in front of a manicured hedge and vibrant pink azaleas, with the sprawling green fairways and tall pines of the golf course in the background. The Miz: Seated on the left, he is wearing a striking, formal all-white double-breasted suit paired with a green tie and a green pocket square, nodding to the tournament's signature colors. Laura Rutledge: Seated on the right, she is wearing a long-sleeved floral dress with blue and white patterns. She is holding a tablet and gesturing with her hand as she speaks. On-Screen Graphics: A graphic at the bottom identifies them by name. Below that, a scrolling leaderboard shows tournament data, including names like Smith (-3), Day (+1), and Fitzpatrick (+1).
Bryson, dressed in semi opaque cream colored pants, a khaki, branded quarter zip, and his stupid fucking crushers or whatever LIV hat, is shaking hands with a diminutive Kevin Hart, who is dressed in a Masters full white caddy bib, and honestly it looks kind of like a scene from Django Unchained (derogatory).
A news article preview titled "Trump promised massive Ohio power plant, but how likely is it?" Below the headline is a photograph of a groundbreaking ceremony where a group of about 15 officials in suits and construction vests hold gold shovels. They are positioned in front of an American flag and heavy construction machinery with "SoftBank" and "SB Energy" logos. The caption states that details for the plant to power a mega data center in Pike County are scant and notes that critics prefer renewable energy over natural gas. A "READ MORE" link is visible at the bottom.
A smartphone notification from the ESPN app. The text reads: "Quadruple amputee pro cornhole player charged after allegedly fatally shooting passenger in car while driving during argument." The notification shows it was sent "6m ago."
Screenshot of Radar from MASH announcing Col. Blake's death but it's what the announcer said at the Lakers game: ""Ladies and gentlemen, may we have your attention please. This evening a rather meloncholy footnote in NBA History occured. Miami beat Washington 150-129. In the game, Miami F Bam Adebayo scored 83 points."
A screenshot of a podcast player interface for "Pod Save America." At the top is the podcast cover art: an hourglass with a blue background. The top bulb of the hourglass is empty, while the bottom bulb is filled with sand and features a small American flag. Large yellow text across the center reads "POD SAVE AMERICA." Below the artwork, the episode title is listed as "Gavin Newsom Is Finally Comfortable with Himself," dated March 8, 2026, with a duration of 1 hour and 13 minutes. A large blue play button is centered in the middle of the screen above a "View Transcript" button. The bottom of the screen displays an episode description stating that California Governor Gavin Newsom joined hosts Jon and Tommy in Los Angeles to discuss his new book, Young Man in a Hurry: A Memoir of Discovery, Trump's war on Iran, the California gubernatorial primary, and his early political career