Florida Chris

@chrislongview.bsky.social

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Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.

the diarrhea song from the most excellent movie, parenthood
https://www.denver7.com/news/politics/bernie-sanders-stumps-for-democrat-jared-polis-in-colorado
no one bothered to inform me that my gym-to-beach sweat, salt, sand, and wind styled hair was quite so tall
https://youtu.be/Ku42Iszh9KM?is=O9kGUP-AExoQZ5nX colon blow skit from snl with the legendary phil hartmann.
21, 45, 15, and 17
Soviet flag
windblown homosexual
miss France yelling France with excess exuberance
a president who is not a p word
a dog questioning her father's sanity because he is at war with a tiny bird.
mama and her ducklings out for their first swim
the asshole mockingbird who keeps attacking when I walk by and I tried to avoid it coming this way but it still came for me.
letter from apartment company saying they cant do shit about bird attacks so dont walk by it, which is great. except I have to maintain my ready position every time I walk by. because it's right next to the sidewalk. and the territory spans 4 trees and like 50 feet of sidewalk.
an asshole bird who flies at my head and buzzes my shirt every time I walk the dog.
sen ossoff being hot
one of Hillary Clinton's warning tweets prior to the 2016 election which many many many many people mocked and/or ignored. she was right.
baby cloud leopard at Nashville zoo
st pete pride 2026 with my new real life friend.
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-55524676
https://www.economist.com/special-report/2024-10-19?utm_medium=cpc.adword.pd&utm_source=google&ppccampaignID=17210591673&ppcadID=&utm_campaign=a.22brand_pmax&utm_content=conversion.direct-response.anonymous&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=17210596221&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxvjRBhC2ARIsAI7KJa1GP_yVYJAq9ytMuKYxalo9sCmTyXtRjTryUeubfTicHMuuR3BmiAIaAmejEALw_wcB
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-primary-elections/maryland-house-results