Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer)

@chrismelito.com

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Smartass, raconteur (derogatory), F1 fan, beef consumer, Pirates hater. I'm not just back on my bullshit, I'm FRONT on my bullshit

A gigantic idiot pushes a fridge off a deck. He's an idiot, but he's wearing a cool Avro Arrow t-shirt

A community hung poster of Simpsons style cartoon Donald Trump with a super long tie and the caption "Ayatollah Assaholla" a take on the shirt Homer Simpson attempts to sell at the Evergreen Terrace street sale in the season seven episode "Two Bad Neighbors"

A floor sticker that says 4th annual international symposium on magnetic gastro intestinal surgery 21st floor

I had read The Art of the Deal and I thought, "This is total, 100 percent bullshit. He's saying stuff that I don't believe a fuckin' word of it. He's telling you what happened, but I want to see what really happened." We can use this, as Arliss the sports agent, telling you what happens and then prove he's full of shit and show what really happened.

Braden Little's very poor stat line for the 2026-04-05 game against the White Sox