Chris Somerville

@chrisomerville.bsky.social

1598 Followers 368 Following

writer, teacher, working on our communication goals

Facebook photoshop post that says YOWIE GATHERING SATURDAY 29*h AUGUST WOODENBONG TOWN HALL, YOWIE COUNTRY MARKET, DISPLAYS OPEN 11.30 AM, SHORT FILMS 12.30 PM, GUEST SPEAKERS 1PM YOWIES ARE HERE 2026
Fox Mulder in the xfiles looking at a piece of paper
new farm/teneriife/newstead fb community post: Anyone know what all the sirens are?
hank hill smoking a cig
weather radar photo with the caption ‘Look at that juice falling Who.is enjoying the wet stuff’
an array of old non fiction books about pigeons
facebook marketplace ad for a Peter Griffin impressionist, costing $50 reduced down from $500
movie review from the Australian where they’re replaced their star ratings with little australias for unclear reasons
a baby crying and being subtitled ‘meow meow’
right wing protesters with a charlie kirk sign in Brisbane, Australia
variety headline: Bryan Singer Is Back With Secret Film Starring Jon Voight About Israeli Occupation of Lebanon (EXCLUSIVE)
C3PO kneeling for Jesus
When Steve Irwin came to the rescue, he was in a troop carrier with a camera crew and a flurry of people. He had been called from nearby Australia Zoo to help a sick green sea turtle that had been found floating in the Pumicestone Passage in south-east Queensland. He charged into the water boots and all. There he would encounter another rare natural phenomenon. Two identical women, speaking in unison, comforting the turtle. "He couldn't take his eyes off them," says their sister, Liz Eather. "He was quite taken with them."
paperback copy of Moominland Midwinter by Tove Jansson
Simpsons screenshot of Krusty explaining where the Falkland Islands are after they were invaded
VHS of Swordfish for three dollars
email that begins: ‘Fwd: Important Recall Notice - Crocs LED Jibbitz Charms Sent from my iPhone Begin forwarded message:’
Moominpappa looking at a tv and saying ‘it’s vulgar and plebeian’
Kids drawing of one crying person and another person who is maybe screaming
Four labelled drawings from a biology textbook of a duck, goose, pigeon and starling
Todesco from Convlave hitting his vape
News article: “A year on from the non-sale of Bluey's home, the property has only increased in value. Picture Ludo Studio It's been a year since Bluey's family decided not to sell their iconic Brisbane home and property data reveals financially, they made the right decision.”
Van for a mobile wheel repairs business called Rim Jobs plus 1800RIMJOB is their phone number.
“@timmwinto I learned to write by dunking my head into a big bucket of ice water, and look at me now, seven books under my hat and each one of them a bestseller. This is why it's okay if they defund universities.”
empty supermarket shelves holding only Coffee Doritos
a single Mr Bean volume 3 DVD