Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣

@chrispercy.bsky.social

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Hi! I'm a standup comedian posting my own jokes and fun stuff. I write cheeky songs on my banjo. All jokes and content my own. https://youtube.com/@chrispercyuk?si=Glp1qUm6iTEJvNhE

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Profile picture of lady with very large breasts. A reply is underneath. Thank you for the offer of lunch when you return from the states after selling your farm. You could do with reducing the size of your assets.
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