Rivers

@chrisrivers.bsky.social

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Formerly known as riversofleafs. Currently known as this guy.

A dark orange sunset over silhouette islands, with a rocky beach barely visible in the foreground
A beautiful Labrador beach, small white flowers in foreground, ocean and cliff in background
KAWHI BACK TO TORONTO PER SHAMS PHOTO OF THE MAN AND TRADE DETAILS
Gros Morne National Park, NL An arm (or ‘tickle’) of water in the foreground, mountains in the background, and a fine example of geological upthrust shown by the now-vertical rock layers in a cliff to the right.
A sign showing a simple figure of a person leaning against a wall, with a red circle crossing out, indicating they are not permitted to do so
Small Wonder poster showing a robot child in a red dress
A black cat, lying on a white rug on a brown wooden floor, on its side and back, with legs and head in all kinda fuckin directions.
Gregg Zaun walking to home late in his falcons uniform
A gorgeous tortoiseshell cat named Katchewan looking out a screened window over a bush. Her yellow eyes have narrow black pupils and her ears are back. Her overall demeanour is of restrained menace. God I fuckin’ love alt text.
A rookie card from 1969 Topps, showing Bill Davis and Cito Gaston, both with badly applied black ink over their baseball hats to obscure the hat logos
An array of baseball cards depicting Joey Votto in a Blue Jays uniform, despite the fact he never played a single major league game for them
A screenshot of a list showing keto-friendly fruit options, and including avocados (#1), lemons (#4), and tomatoes (#5), as 3 of the top 7 recommendations.
Screenshot from a group chat where I wonder if Tyler Heineman is worried about losing his job when Kirk comes back
Me reminding everybody that Scottie Barnes is a top five player in the league on October 22, 2025
An orange yellow nudibranch with two little horns and a touch of feathery protrusions on his bum, nestled among some gray rocks
Stat line for Kris Bubic wearing his royals city Connect jersey, which is bi pride flag coloured, and pointing out his last name contains the word ‘Bo’
A mediocre attempt at latkes, some draining of oil on paper towel beside a cast-iron pan cooking three more
Oystercatcher bottom right, stands in shallow waters at low tide as the sun sets in the background silhouetting the trees and houses. A few children style m seagulls are in the sky.
Mr. Pippin, a very handsome black cat with yellow eyes, looks into the camera while laying on a bed, with his head up and his ears alert, one blurred paw forward. Not pictured is him going insane trying to bite me for having had the temerity to want to give him pats.
194/197 countries named, per Sporcle stats.
A stat showing that I named all 197 countries in 5:45, as my best time.
Bluesky post reactions bar, showing 10 comments, 15 retweets, and 102 likes - aka 10 comments, 15 retweets, an 102 likes more than I usually get.
World baseball classic final on the TV, gigantic Venezuelan flag below.
Wordle Bot screenshot comparing our solutions, noting that while I got it two, it would’ve got it in one guest today
My daughter clambering around on some fallen columns on New Zealand’s North Island! The rocks are anywhere from 1 ft.² to 8 feet long, in hexagonal columns, broken and tumbled, in a lush green rainforest
Katchewan, a tortoiseshell cat with yellow eyes, emerging from under a cedar on some rocks as part of some rare, supervised outdoor time
Orange-yellow nudibranch (sea slug) barely under the ocean water
Cleats, a batting glove, and a baseball, all signed by Chris Colabello, along with two oversized baseball cards
A photo showing a large number of labelled drawers of various baseball cards, collections, and sets
Headline that says "Father and Daughter in Guelph, Ont., mistakenly caught up in human trafficking investigation". Reported by Spencer Turcotte on Feb 26, 2026.
Screenshot of my music player showing it chose Santeria, by Sublime
Arch projected on the sidewalk showing a salmon in Brown on Blue water, with a lagoon in the background, and lights picked out on the path behind that
The Bear, a black and white Coast Salish art design projected with light onto a sidewalk, with light purple sunset hues over the water and path lights in the background
Spelling Bee not allowing concomitant
Cover art of the classic 1990s PC game jazz jackrabbit, showing a green bunny wearing a red head band shooting a blue gun while standing in space
A rear left tire absolutely SHREDDED while still being attached to my SUV on a back road
A signed Mason Fluharty baseball card, personalized to Christopher (me), displayed in a blue, 3D printed baseball card stand.
Orion, among other stars, over a silhouetted hillside with pale light rising from the centre of the horizon
Tortoise shell cat on her hind legs, looking out the window, absolutely furious at the audacity of the squirrel that ran across the front lawn
Tortoise shell medium cat looking out a window, over some branches. Shortly before a squirrel showed up.
A video of a hummingbird sitting on a tree branch, using its bill to clean its feathers, and then flicking out its tongue through its long slender bill from time to time
Jagged Little Pill album art. It shows Alanis Morissette’s name, and her face in a couple of angles and colours - red looking up, digital green looking to the side, with a small curl of hair over her eyebrow down her nose
The silhouette of an all black cat in front of some lit greenery outside my bedroom window
Text thread ethering the STL Cards for mediocrity.
A shop in a mall called Quarks
Short text thread asking a fellow baseball card trader if their cousin, Mason Fluharty, knows about the MILF meme
Purple mountains, tinged by rose and tangerine skies, with a low lying cloud bank over top of the Salish Sea. A few trees and houses in the foreground.
A large western red cedar stump with characteristic board notches that resembles the face of adult Groot.
Electric green moss carpets the forest floor with a thin trail winding through, as dark trees bracket the path
The corner of an envelope showing a US postal stamp, depicting the American flag over the word freedom, with both the flag and the word freedom crossed through with black marker, cancelling the stamp.
Graphic of Trey McBride, screaming at the sky in his cardinals uniform, with the words 2 MOMS in the background. Text beneath that says Arizona Cardinals tighten trade McBride is the first NFL player in history to have two of the same sex parents. He was raised by two moms.
Mamdani style campaign sign, yellow-red text on a blue background, saying Rivers for A Good Nap
Count Rugen’s face and right hand with six fingers
A No Fear tshirt
Dark black background with a pumpkin carving of George Springer’s celebratory jump, backlit by candle fire
My texts to others saying: Addison Barger is going to be Jose Bautista. Jose Caucista.
Selfish asshole Ken Rosenthal looks down to the camera man he just knocked over, palm spread wide, refusing to help him up, before walking away and smirking.
The Jays fans all in blue as outlined in the previous tweet
Me, rocking my blue leather 92-93 World Series jacket, a sweet blue jays hat, and a little nervous confidence. Go Jays Go.