CB

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Writer for games.

Good ol classic Sein.
Nixon’s desperately sad final meal at the White House.
Kurt Russell in BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA.
Summer holding up strawberries growing on a cob on Rick and Morty.
The amazing Robert Costanzo housing a burger in the Sega CD game Sewer Shark.
Jodie Foster in Contact lamenting the fact that she was not a poet.
The Dude, worried about his papers.
The Economist cover from a couple of weeks before the 2024 election: America’s Economy THE ENVY OF THE WORLD
Michael Scott from The Office declaring that he won’t even know if he’ll want a baby in eight months.
Trump’s hilarious depiction of the 46th President as an autopen on his tacky presidential “Walk of Fame”.
The Seattle Mariners’ incomparable Rick Rizzs.
Rick and Morty’s ripped Jesus.
Our moron president staring into a solar eclipse.
A grey and withered knight from Indiana Jones 3.
Nigel Tuffnel from Spinal Tap calmly explains something.
The time all the fireworks went off at once in San Diego.
That time when all of the fireworks went off at once in San Diego.
Guido the forklift from Cars.
TO FIND A DEROGATORY TERM FOR THE BELGIANS sketch from the Pythons.
The amazing Bea Arthur in MAUDE.
Clive Owen and a crowd of people in a coffee shop look up news on the tv in an early shot from the film CHILDREN OF MEN.
Zuck on his electro surfboard painted up with Joker-thick sunscreen.
The host of the Sharks Happen YouTube channel introduces “15 SCARIEST Great White Shark Attacks” while dressed as The Joker.
A scene from the movie BURN AFTER READING. A woman behind a desk in a health club on the phone yelling “AGENT!”
A terrible photo edit of THE LEGION OF DOOM from Superfriends rising from the Reflecting Pool.
Hyman Roth’s Cuba-themed birthday cake from GODFATHER 2.
George Bluth in prison stating “There's a good chance that I... that I may have committed some, umm, light... treason.”
Paddy looking mad.
Johnny Carson busting out his monologue on the stage of the Tonight Show.
The screen showing the date in IDIOCRACY as “March 3, 2505”.
Myers and other researchers have been searching for what's behind the sharp drop in fertility over the last two decades. Birth rates in the U.S. have fallen by 22% since 2007.
The Legion of Doom rises from a green Reflecting Pool.
The Legion of Doom from Super Friends rises out of a swamp.
A beautiful iPhone 5 box.
Johnny Carson stands in front of a colorful curtain doing the monologue on The Tonight Show.
Jim Downey on Conan’s podcast doing the Epstein bit.
The “WOULD” meme. A politician clutches the mic as a horde of opposing politicians claw at him.
Norm from Cheers defends eating “lubster” at The Hungry Heifer”. DO YOU SEE ME COMPLAINING ABOUT THE LUBSTER?
Uncle Leo from Seinfeld with drawn-on eyebrows.
Three singing children dressed in red, white and blue on a Trump rally stage.
The Economist Anatomy of Trudeau's fall Inside Iran's sanctions-busting Russia's spies go feral Starship and the economics of space OCTOBER 19TH-25TH 2024 THE ENVY OF THE WORLD AMERICA'S ECONOMY: A SPECIAL REPORT
Poster from the film AMELIE.
The now Ferrari-esque Chevy Lumina.
A spam/scam group text offering me $500 to put a FritoLay sticker on my car.
The famous nuclear waste warning sign; This place is a message. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor. What was here is dangerous and repulsive to us. The danger is still present in your time, as it was in ours. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
Michael Cohen and a bunch of his buddies sucking on stogies in a show of dominance.
Charles Gordon in Midnight Run inquiring if he can have the chorizo and eggs. Which sound delicious.
Quick question for MAHA... I take multivitamins, a few supplements and occasional OTC medicine like Tylenol... but always half the recommended dose. Is this a good strategy or too simplistic? 20+ likes • 2 hours ago johnkonrad
A silver grey McLaren 650 Spyder sits next to fully kitted out classic Land Rover Defender. It is white with black fender flares.
C-3PO telling Luke Skywalker he needs to close down for a while, brah.
While on official travel, Chavez-DeRemer will speak for 30 minutes to an hour and then does "personal stuff" and "goes out drinking at night" on the government's dime, according to the complaint.
Trump’s original “doctor” looking like a bearded wizard with long hair in a lab coat.
GW Bush flashing a thumbs up under the famous MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner, somewhat prematurely.
Christopher Plumber ripping a nazi flag in two in The Sound Of Music.
TPM FRESH CLIP/S ALITO SHAKES HEAD WHEN OBAMA CRITICIZES STAT CAMPAIGN FINANCE DECISION
The bitcoin logo and the letters HODL tattooed on a comically-muscled right wing influencer bro.
The “I don’t even want to be here anymore” guy from I Think You Should Leave.
Frank Costanza from Seinfeld, shouting.
From Seinfeld, George in his “streaking” bodysuit.
Kash Patel checking out a life-size pink Barbie Cadillac at the 2025 Las Vegas F1 Grand Prix. What he’s wearing looks ridiculous. Kristy Noem looks on.