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29 he/him Welsh living in Yorkshire Too many cameras, not enough photos Ask me about aerochrome Ask @natalyasmith.bsky.social about pickled goods

A late night midsummer sunset with fields in the foreground in silhouette and three power lines running into the distance
A sleeve of positives with focus on morning light shots of a seaside town
An image of two cats squeezed into a one cat occupancy cat igloo
A view of a rocky outcropping on a mountain top shot on black and white film.
A view of the lake district showing a cloud inversion in a distant valley
A black and white view of a river and a bridge. The image is taken in infrared, so the leaves of the trees show the Wood Effect and appear bone white due to reflected infrared.
The top deck of an empty double decker bus in black and white
Colour infrared photo of a graveyard. Foliage is rendered as pinks and reds
Cherry blossom shot in false colour infrared showing a delicate yellow colour to the petals
Some lovely thick negatives on a roll of Kentmere 100
Two rolls of film fresh out of the washing stage still on the reels
A photo of some orange brick buildings on a very clear morning catching the sunrise. The buildings are reflected in a still river
A black and white photo of a building that has a sign saying "NORTH AMERICA TRAVEL SERVICE" on the right and has a "To Let" sign on the left
An extremely fine grained black and white photo of a tabby cat with a white chest sat on a picnic table scowling at the camera. There is a fence behind and an old stone house behind that
An extremely fine grained black and white photo of a tabby cat with a white chest sat on a picnic table scowling at the camera. There is a fence behind and an old stone house behind that
Part of a tree that is fluffy at the end of a branch and some new leaves coming from a shoot. Shot in false colour infrared rendering the foliage pink.
A view through the viewfinder of a Nikon F5 shooting at full speed
A photo of various extension leads daisy chained off each other with Criss crossing wires
Image of a notification from a bot with an emotionally charged name begging for attention that is part of a scam network. Text reads: ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜Plz don't ignore this notice I need Ur help plz check my page. reposted your post โ€ข 3m I'm so burned out on the human version of this scan that I just ignore the emotional plea in username accounts now. I guess it's part of my digital immune system alongside recognising phishing. Thrilled to hear it's now automated, that's just peachy. ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Me holding two packs of rocking horse shi- I mean Fujichrome Velvia 100
Image of text reads: Your deltaEok JND 0.0008 Okay, either you're a mantis shrimp in a trenchcoat or your display has a secret wide-gamut mode nobody told me about. Suspiciously impressive.
A Nikon F5 held in my hand
A macro image of a freshly opened crocus illuminated in visible light
A black and white image of an industrial building with white plaster at the base and corrugated metal running horizontally the rest of the way. A blacked out series of windows are on the left and a small dark door is on the right.
A black and white photo of a gap between two walls
Red car brake lights at a set of traffic lights through a rainy and foggy bus window
A small tunnel of trees leading to a clearing illuminated by the winter sun.
A piece of paper shaped like a fish inside a polypocket with black and white darkroom printed photos. Message reads: Thank you for supporting Transporter! Marie :) (Second time lucky) The royal mail ate the first one when they were attempting delivery
A bright multicoloured statue of a hibiscus flower The piece is called "Hibiscus Rising" and is displayed near to The Tetley in Leeds. The statue is a tribute to and celebration of David Oluwale a British-Nigerian man who lived in Leeds and whose tragic death in 1969 was caused by two members of the Leeds police force.
A brown spaniel puppy looks into the camera
A dark corridor with windows into an office. The light in the office glows a sickly green and early morning light streams in through an exterior window.
Two glass decanters filled with mulled cider
A night time black and white diptych of a woman in winter clothing pulling snow off tree branches. The action is frozen by the use of flash
A set of industrial racking with a variety of film cameras from the 70s-90s
A diptych taken in black and white film of a snowy path on the left and a tree branch laden with snow on the right. Because of the camera used, the snowflakes that have been turned into point lights by the flash have become floating squares
Me using my large format camera at Duncansby Stacks
An image of Shrek in a carriage from the first act of Shrek 2. Text reads: Can you just be a credible left wing movement An image of Shrek screaming at donkey, who has been covered by the text "YP" Text reads: FOR FIVE MINUTES
A photo of a comet against a starry background
A large metal cabinet behind a desk in a laboratory. The fluorescent lights have washed the scene with a sickly green glow
An old stone hall behind an old stone wall. Photo taken in infrared, so the leaves on the trees are bright white.
A misty plateau with visibility around 20m. The photo is taken in infrared so penetrated the mist more than you could actually see in person.
a black and white infrared photo of a couple stood at a rock edge looking out and down into the fog
A photo of a green abandoned car next to a prefab shed The car is overgrown with brambles
A black and white image of Kenilworth Castle taken through an R72 infrared pass filter on a mobile phone
Sunlight reflecting off a window onto a pavement
A block of flats viewed over an overgrown building lot in a city
My partner wearing her winged eyeliner and a rather large bearded dragon on her shoulder. This photo was taken moments before the UK Phone alert system was tested
A developed roll of black and white film from my Olympus Pen EE with some very nice dense negatives.
An aerial drone shot of the front of a damaged building
Photo of a WhatsApp message that reads: My beautiful pediment Now being an impediment
A former church now wedding venue made out of yellow stone in a town called Cleckheaton in West Yorkshire.
A finished and rewound (with the leader left OUT because I'm not a weirdo) roll of Kentmere Pan 400 retrieved from my Olympus Pen EE that only goes up to ISO 200.
A self portrait in a car wing mirror with a mountain view in the distance
A black cat sniffing an ultra wide angle lens
A view from the base of a tree with the sky behind visible through the foliage
An image of 4 4x5 paper sheets drying on my draining board (they have been thoroughly washed) From left to right: far left an image of a woman with long flowing dark hair in a dark top Centre left an image of a bald man with a beard who unfortunately looks like "worst person you know image" from that one onion article Centre right an image of a man in a bright white shirt with glasses Far right an image of some garden plant foliage (cucumbers and nasturtiums) the flowers of the nasturtiums are not rendered due to the orange-red insensitivity of photo paper. The bright white shirts are blue and so show up extremely brightly on photo paper
A photo of a pink crewmate figurine from Among Us hidden in a box of indomie ramen.
A black and white film developed to be a positive image, featuring three images of a sheep made from scrap iron, a portrait of me sat wearing a cap and a portrait of my partner sat wearing a cap
A very grainy and moody black and white photo of a pathway leading around a corner. The pathway is surrounded on both sides by steep banks with trees on them
Dunnet stacks on a slide sheet. This sheet was loaded incorrectly as evidenced by the off-axis lines of the film edge.