Christreated

@christreated.bsky.social

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Delivering the groceries at 138 beats per minute

The butthole surfer in the movie slacker
Automobile driven by a rat fink
Paul George for Jaylen Brown are you fucking kidding me?
Johnny Cash and some kid and a whole bunch of beans
Ken Paxton, the literal spawn of Satan, challenges James Talarico to eat at a "barbecue restaurant", a thing that only the most alpha among us call it.
Watch out Mr. Businessman, you’re empire’s about to blow
Victor Wembanyama pencil topper.
The scientists 82-84. The primo shit.
Pharoah, a pitiful beggar
Plastic surgery disasters
Taj Mahal, Mohawk man.
Jake Rogers moustache man
Not photoshop or AI slop
GbV at the troc, 97 Blues explosion at the troc, 98 Mogwai at the TLA, 99 Pavement at the troc, 99
Rick Mahorn and Charles Barkley t shirt from the late 80s early 90s times. Thump and Bump!
The 89-90 Philadelphia 76ers, bitch
Happy St. Paddy’s Day ya bastards. Here’s some Thin Fuckin Lizzy.
Sick thoughts my mess my life (deadbeat 2013)
It’s your cousin Marvin berry
JAMC greatestfuckinhits
The Bronx: 1 1/2 oz gin, 1 oz fresh squeezed oj, 3/4 oz sweet vermouth, 1/2 oz dry vermouth, dash orange bitters. Shake over ice, garnish with orange slice
Italian food, the worst
Fuck ICE
Robyn Hitchcock at the Kessler theater in Dallas TX 1/15/26
US level 92
2026, the year of slapdashery
A dog in sunglasses at the grocery store
Rawr
An eastern screech owl…
Dirty Lovers "Teenage Love Bomb" single, which kicks mondo ass. I think this is their only thing cuz several band members unfortunately died in a car wreck. Outta Australia.
Just look at all those fuckin beans!
Butthole eaten at lions tailgate
Next night was new bomb turks at I wanna say red 7. Good throwback rock and roll weekend in 2011 Austin. I think there was beer.
Named after: Pharoah Sanders, American Pharoah, and the fact that he thinks he’s the damn Sphinx!
USF pick 6 on the first play from scrimmage and then a fumble return TD on the ensuing possession
Mudhoney - Touch Me I’m Sick Père Ubu - Final Solution Zen Guerrilla - The Seeker Pussy Galore - Feel Good About Your Body
GbV I am a scientist 7 incher
The first in the red records release, a 7" single by the morlocks. I think they were from LA or something.
The Jesus Lizard. The pitcher’s name is Jesus Luzardo, you see.