Chris Violette

@chrisviolette.dev

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Software engineer & Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year I pronounce the G in "gif" the same way I do the one in "garage"

This might be the most Maine image ever created. 🌲🦞💀 You’ve got a guy wearing a hoodie, basketball shorts, and Bean boots holding a Dunkin’ iced coffee in 39° weather while insisting: “honestly this is shorts weather.” There’s a rusty Silverado with three fishing rods sticking out the back parked crooked beside a Subaru covered in salt stains and “The Way Life Should Be” stickers, while a moose stands near the road staring at traffic like it personally approves local property taxes. 😭 Meanwhile: • a lobster boat trailer is somehow parked at the gas station 🦞 • somebody’s uncle is buying bait, beer, and windshield washer fluid in one transaction • and a random seagull is actively trying to rob tourists for fries. The pothole in the middle of the road is so deep locals have started using it as a landmark: “take a left at the giant crater after the Irving.” Maine DOT has one lane closed for reasons understood only by: • three guys in neon jackets • one pickup truck • and a man holding a coffee watching absolutely nothing happen. 🚧💀 Meanwhile grandma is casually crossing through the chaos carrying: • a foil pan of baked beans • two lobster rolls • and enough passive-aggressive determination to survive any Nor’easter. The weather itself looks emotionally unstable: ☀️ sunshine over the coast 🌧️ rain inland ❄️ snow somewhere near Rangeley 💨 wind trying to relocate porch furniture and fog rolling in like Stephen King personally approved the atmosphere. Add in: • a “Bridge May Ice Before You’re Emotionally Ready” sign • a general store selling bait, pie, and ammunition in the same building 😭 • a lighthouse somewhere in the background • and a gas receipt blowing through the parking lot like a legal threat. And honestly? This belongs in a museum right between an L.L. Bean boot, a lobster trap, and a handwritten sign that says: “AYUH.” 🌲🦞🚗
An AI-generated image in the style of Disney’s The Lion King; the Buffalo Sabres’ captain Rasmus Dahlin holds his goaltender Alex Lyon high above the African savanna, presenting him for all the kingdom to see.
Viewed from the Colorado River, sunbeams peek from behind the walls of the Grand Canyon
Screen recording of npmx.dev, showing the search field losing focus as soon as a search is triggered.
In an AI-generated video, Abraham Lincoln gives a speech reading street addresses, only to realize too late that’s not what people meant by “Gettysburg Address”
A sign at McDonald’s that appears to read, “Now hiring 15 yearolds”
White smoke coming from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel
why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
Meme of sad figure poking the title card screenshot of "The Elder Scrolls VI" with a stick, saying "C'mon, do something..." He is so let down.
Ms. Casey, Wellness Director
Webpack logo. Just a boring blue cube inside a lighter, more boring blue hexagon
The logo of Grunt (JavaScript task runner software). Depicts a yellow/orange warthog.
Site created with Notepad: the right way
Searching for nystudio107 to add to starter pack, but nobody was found.
Graphic of the words Two Oh Seven with an outline of the state of Maine in the center