Chris Kluwe

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social

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Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com

The Dog™️, in her dog bed, refusing to acknowledge that I have achieved the fuzzy blanket high ground
Get your mind out of the gutter, you pervert, these are spaceships
Me shaking hands at a fundraising event for my campaign earlier today in Ladera Ranch
Not sure you will get votes by admitting to being a cheater. I also wonder if you will now out your customers too? Corrupt athletes earned a bad rep for such shenanigans. I wonder how much Trump paid fellow students to write his papers? But now ChatGPT does it for free. 8:52 PM • Jul 10, 2026 1 ... Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.... • 1m This is an absolutely perfect BlueSky response, thank you for your service
Some weird ass AI shit
Some shitty alley in Australia, presumably, please don’t hurt me Australians I love you
street graffiti in what is presumed to be Melbourne circa 2025
Meme of guy in hospital bed with caption “I lived bitch”
NudeDudes posting a scam Gaza plea
A list of multimillion dollar housing sales with the tagline “Top 1% of All Realtor’s” which is not a grammatical error you want in your multimillion dollar house listing flyer
Arms clasping meme dominating a sport no one else cares about Cricket The NFL
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The Substack of Boba Fett @agraybee Every lifelong soccer fan I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to suspend a red card player "and every adult convert is like "+ Clearly the reading of rule 27 in FIFA's 'Rules and Guidelines means Balogun should be allowed to play USA USA USA."
Me getting carried out of Huntington Beach City hall after getting arrested for peaceful civil disobedience
Me posing for a selfie with Pennywise the Clown
Clasping hands meme BlueSky people who know politics rules BlueSky people who know sports rules Being misunderstood by BlueSky
Red and yellow onion strips cooking in a cast iron skillet that already cooked a tritip and is full of MEATJUICE
Girl yelling at checked out guy meme
I’ll fucking do it again Goofy meme
The accumulated dog hair that could be knitted into a sweater collar from our floor
Your Results 88% Woke 12% Chud 41% 59% Neo- Techbro Luddite 53% 47% Hopepilled Doomer 83% Davos 17% Dubai
Me kicking an anti-trans CA Assembly bill
Goose chasing meme Top panel “who was generating value?” Bottom panel “Who was generating value motherfucker?!”
Our dog putting her paw on my stomach after I ate way too much sushi
Hypnotoad gif
Dumping Algae In Potomac
Our dog lying in the sun recharging her batteries
Matthew McConnaghy saying “you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers”
I’ll allow it meme
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The cover of my book, Shades of Forever, which you can still preorder https://podiumentertainment.com/titles/112261/shades-of-forever
Goofy meme “I’ll fucking do it again”
CD one and two of Command and Conquer
A CD of the PC game Rune
CDs of Star Wars Rebellion, Earth 2150, and Uplink: Hacker Elite
CDs for Age of Empires 2, Half Life, Team Fortress, and a burned copy of Rune
The original Final Fantasy VII for PlayStation cd case with Cloud on the cover
A view through a Laguna Beach canyon overlooking the Pacific Ocean on an overcast day
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As part of the parties' settlement, Mr. Epting issues the following statement: I apologize for taking Chris Kluwe's social media post out of context in a way that created the impression that he had literally promoted violence. I understood that Mr. Kluwe's post was not about literally threatening to blow up buildings. It was never my belief that he had intended to promote violence, and I regret that my Facebook posts and comments were interpreted otherwisc. i also understand that Mr. Kluwe’s defamation claim against me was not frivolous and not filed for an improper purpose. I appreciate Mr. Kluwe's activism; I am a staunch supporter of the First Amendment and everyone's freedom of speech and expression. I support Mr. Kluwe's right to have and to express his views, and on the substance of the issue related to the plaque in the library. I agree with Mr. Kluwe that the plaque was inappropriate. Epting also has agreed to contribute a substantial sum to one or more of the following organizations: Journalism Association of Community Colleges, Califomia Scholastic Press Association, and/or California Center for Civic Participation. Kluwe and Epting also jointly provide the following statement: We both care deeply about freedom of spooch and the First Amendment's bar on goverment interference with that right. We agree that the benefits of free speech depend on the accuracy of facts we use in our discourse and that context matters. The city of Huntington Beach has become known for its divisive politics —a reputation we'd like to see change. We encourage community members to remain passionate about civic issues that matter to them while "lowering the temperature" on how we engage with each other. We commit to leading by example, and we hope that others are able to find common ground as we have, even if we do not agree on everything.
An omelette with steak, onions, Monterey Jack cheese, and tomatillo salsa
Edison high school jazz band playing Toby Fox’s Megalovania
The Edison high school jazz band playing Tank! from Cowboy Bebop
An English muffin with cheese, turkey, and fried egg
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!!
A bronze “bust” of what has been theorized to be soccer star (and alleged rapist) Ronaldo
A Rey-Osterrieth Complex Figure from a mental health test on the left, and an attempted reproduction on the right
Our dog lounging in a nest she made of our comforter and pillows
Me flexing my biceps at Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report
A battle of vodka with the name “Fascist Tears”
A picture of me holding a frame that says “read banned books”
“THAT’S THE JOKE” from The Simpsons
CHRIS Kluwe FOR ASSEMBLY JOIN US FOR A GOTV CAMPAIGN RALLY AND MARCH TO THE BALLOT BOX BRING YOUR BALLOT. BRING A FRIEND. GET OUT THE VOTE. ocvote.com After a short rally, we'll walk together to the nearest ballot drop box to return our ballots. Please note that state law prohibits campaign activity within 100 feet of a ballot drop box,so we kindly ask attendees not to bring campaign signs or wear campaign apparel. SUNDAY, MAY 17 12pm - 2pm HARBOUR VIEW PARK (meet near Heil/Saybrook) 16400 Saybrook Ln, Huntington Beach, 92649 Paid for by Chris Kluwe for Assembly 2026 FPPC ID#1482344 RSVP ONLINE (not required but encouraged) KluweOC.com/events
Weird Goofy saying “I’ll fucking do it again”
CHRIS Kluwe FOR ASSEMBLY JOIN US FOR A GOTV CAMPAIGN RALLY AND MARCH TO THE BALLOT BOX BRING YOUR BALLOT. BRING A FRIEND. GET OUT THE VOTE. ocvote.com After a short rally, we'll walk together to the nearest ballot drop box to return our ballots. Please note that state law prohibits campaign activity within 100 feet of a ballot drop box,so we kindly ask attendees not to bring campaign signs or wear campaign apparel. SUNDAY, MAY 17 12pm - 2pm HARBOUR VIEW PARK (meet near Heil/Saybrook) 16400 Saybrook Ln, Huntington Beach, 92649 Paid for by Chris Kluwe for Assembly 2026 FPPC ID#1482344 RSVP ONLINE (not required but encouraged) KluweOC.com/events
Me turning the bookmark around to show the shininess
Both sides of the bookmark for my upcoming novel Shades of Forever, the left side showing a gold-foil image of an eye with the shape of a person beneath, the right side showing the title and my name (Chris Kluwe)
Our dog sitting in the front yard, behind her are three yard signs: “Chris Kluwe For Assembly,” “Mestman For Judge,” and “Palumbo, Spivey, Glim, Davis for HB City Council”