Chris Wilson

@chriswilson.net

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Father of two beautiful dogs. Huge sports fan. Texas Longhorns, Buffalo Bills, Buffalo Sabres. Austin resident and Texas Stars season ticket holder. Hook 'em and Go Bills!

Cam Newton using footage from Cover1
You rolled a 20 - * A perfect roll! The Valar themselves take notice. * LEGENDARY FIND! You are now the Lieutenant of Morgul Ye with a Númenórean longsword * Strength: +55
SYSTEM NOTIFICATION New Achievement! Through the Sentry Scanners Oh, how truly magnificent. You managed to follow a series of elementary instructions designed for the cognitively impaired. You removed your shoes, emptied your pockets, and submitted yourself to the glowing box without having a full-blown existential crisis. Your ability to conform to basic societal mandates without incident is a testament to... well, frankly, nothing at all. Millions do it daily. You are not special. Reward: A mild phantom limb sensation where your dignity used to be and the inexplicable urge to declare liquids over 3 ounces.
16-1 team with Lamar, JT, St. Brown, Fannin, Steelers D, and Coen
Luka, ray Allen, Kevin Durant, Giannis, and Wilt Chamberlain
Austin PD: Shelter in place inside these 4 major roadways: South Slaughter Ln, East McKinney Falls Pkwy, North Ben White Blvd., West Escarpment Blvd. due to ongoing law enforcement incident. Effective until further notice. Visit Austin Police social media (%, FB, IG) for updates and to stay informed.
0.0 - Benson Timmins McLeod Greenway Sabres Expected Goals % Individual Players = Norris Doan Samuelsson Power Dahlin Krebs Quinn Stanley hompson Tuch Byram Zucker Malenstyn Carrick 5 on 5 95% 90% 85% 80% 75% 70% 65% 60% 55% 50% 45% 40% 35% 30% 25% 20% 15% 10% 5% Dach Carrier Texier Danault Canadiens - Newhook B Bolduc Evans Demidov Matheson {HutsorE Anderso Guhle C Veleno （E& Xhekaj Dobsor slafkovskE Caufield Suzuki Sabres Canadiens
Sabres last in division 25% of the way through the season
Boos Miller in return to Zork sitting on his chair next to a barrel
No Kings Protest, Georgetown, Texas. March 28, 2026. Shows one corner of the square and people wall to wall with signs, centered on a big uncle Sam costume.
Oklahoma Sooners Band making a giant O that looks like a gaping butthole
Nielsen Contact us Feb. 02 - Feb. 08, 2026 Program Name Rank Minutes (Mi The Lincoln Lawyer 1 Bridgerton 2 Fallout 3 1,008 The Pitt 4 940 Stranger Things 5 900 Bluey 6 871 The Big Bang Theory 7 806 Law & Order 8 790 Rizzoli & Isles 9 769 Spongebob Squarepants 10 741 SOURCE: Nielsen Streaming Content Ratings (Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, Disney+, HBO Max, Hulu, Netflix, Paramount+, Peacock, Pluto TV, Starz), Nielsen National TV Panel, U.S., viewing through television.
Thelma white and brown mutt
JOSH ALLEN ONLY QB IN NFL HISTORY
Me: reinforce my priors baby Perplexity: very fair priors, honestly
Deserve to win o meter 82.5% Buffalo
Texas longhorns football game
Caymus Cab Sauvignon Wine
Butterfly meme asking if Chickenpox is measles
LONGHORN FOOTBALL HYDRATION CHART
Limited edition cheeseburger chips and limited edition pepper jelly and cream cheese chips
Bills tailgate
Stank bucket
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TEXAS LONGHORNS DEFENSE SPECIAL TTTANS aamh vl ouar OFFENSE
66 But supposing the world has become "filled ', so to speak, with liberal democracies, such as there exist no tyranny and oppression worthy of the name against which to struggle? Experience suggests that if men cannot struggle on behalf of a just cause because that just cause was victorious in an earlier generation, then they will struggle against the just cause. They will struggle for the sake of struggle. They will struggle, in other words, out of a certain boredom: for they cannot imagine living in a world without struggle. And if the greater part of the world in which they live is characterized by peaceful and prosperous liberal democracy, then they will struggle against that peace and prosperity, and against democracy. Francis Fukuyama, The End of History and the Last Man
G EST 1848 Georgetown Texas
Troyer farms salt and vinegar
She then called THE CITY back, advising that we call her attorney, Steven Brill, and adding, "Can we forget about this? I try to be a good person. Please. Please. Please don't do in the news nothing about me."
Menu with side meat
Wet dream tomato
Diggs after bills loss to KC
Hotbot
Cinnamon Toast Crunch SHARE PACK Hershey's Kisses
Austin to Miami for 1,845 real American dollars
two birds on a birdfeeder being mad at each other
Kitchen cabinet with my drinkware. All Yetis lol.
Elon Musk: "The fundamental moral flaw of the left is empathy for the criminals and not empathy for the victims." •
instructions from secretary of state for how to travel to south sudan
Pizza logs
Post game handshake line
OnlyFades barber shop (like onlyfans logo)
Trump sleep
alien meme guy saying "washington"
Stone became Executive Assistant DA in 1985 after convicting con artist and murderer Philip Swann (Zeljko Ivanek), who years later enters a civil suit against Stone when the validity of the conviction is called into question. Swann is ultimately found guilty, however, and sent back to prison. 9 Stone's assistants have been Paul Robinette (Richard Brooks) and Claire Kincaid (Jill Hennessy).
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Ted Cruz showing off a JD Vance meme in front of the whitehouse
Margarita with tajin rim
LIVE Just Now Judge Allows Mass Firings of Federal Workers to Proceed Even as the judge allowed the Trump administration to move forward with its downsizing efforts, he signaled significant concern in his ruling. See more updates ›
Root beer float cookies
Young adults are rapidly losing faith in democracy
One FAA employee who was fired over the weekend suggested he was targeted for his views on Tesla and X, formerly Twitter, not as part of a general probationary-level sweep. Both are owned by Elon Musk, who is leading Trump's effort to cut the federal government. Charles Spitzer-Stadtlander posted on LinkedIn that he was fired just after midnight Saturday, days after he started getting harassing messages on Facebook. "The official DOGE Facebook page started harassing me on my personal Facebook account after I criticized Tesla and Twitter," Spitzer-Stadtlander wrote. "Less than a week later, I was fired, despite my position allegedly being exempted due to national security." ㅈ "ded: "When DOGE fired me, they turned off my uter and wiped all of my files without warning."
Iron city beer
I'll take "Le Tits Now" for 800