Sylvie

@chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social

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Wanderer. Stoner. Night Owl. Loner. GenX, PNW, she/her 🏳️‍🌈 Just my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vmgxsy7gfvpzlhg74ohp6b7z/feed/aaacfwvzfikqm

A large white cat with brown ears is paused mid-bath, his left rear foot in the air, staring at literally nothing. He’s probably getting a download from the mother ship.
A bright red do not disturb sign at the Embrace Hotel in Luxor, Egypt. Below the Arabic wording it says “Please don’t The annoyance”.
Shauna from Yellowjackets, about to hack into a garden rabbit with a cleaver, superimposed over an image from the wilderness. Image is from this Screenrant article: https://screenrant.com/yellowjackets-shauna-rabbit-kill-dangerous-predator/
A girl is standing with both arms out to the sides, palms flat against the walls of a hallway. Around her neck and along both arms are hanging dozens of gold medals. Caption: “If overthinking was a sport Me:”
Screenshot of a missed call from Fuckboy
A card that looks like a Monopoly card, because it’s orange and has the silly little man on it, but it actually says “get out of hell free”
A white cat in a window has turned away from the window and is glaring at me from behind the curtains. I don’t know what I’ve done wrong but he is always watching, always judging. Always.
A chonky white cat with brown ears is in a deep sleep. He started out in loaf pose, but has tipped over and is now more slug shaped. Both front paws are fully extended in front of him, with his little chin between them as if he face-planted mid stretch. This is a perfect demonstration of how to spend a lazy Caturday. Let’s all be like him and go back to sleep.
A view of the harbor and downtown Long Beach from my stateroom window on the Queen Mary. It looks lovely but that ship is HAUNTED AS FUCK so it totally makes sense that I would die there. I just hope I got to see some ghosties first…
My hand against the arm of my couch. The names Prometheus and Chiron have been written on it with a ballpoint pen. I was suuuuuuper stoned, what was I trying to remind myself of? Dammit, my brain is a sieve.
My phone Lock Screen at 11:11
A selfie at Red Rocks, with me in the bottom right & a huge rock in the background that says REZZ.
Movie promo for Tokyo Gore Police
A mushroom plushie with a pink stem, black feet, and a big back mushroomy cap with white spots and the words “cute but toxic” on it. The face is on the pink stem, one eye is winking and the mushroom is smiling because you may think you’re toxic but really you are just a cutie.
A white cat with brown ears is sitting on the arm of a couch staring directly at the camera. He looks very serious or possibly annoyed.
The painting Ophelia Drowning, which portrays Ophelia floating in the water, looking up with open but lifeless eyes, captioned: “omfg hamlet, do I look like I care”
Promo poster for The Fly (1986).
A white cat with brown ears & tail is lying on top of a colorful pillow, curled up very tightly with his tail wrapped around his leg, his front paw curled into his chest, and his chin tucked against his paw. His eyes are open but not quite looking directly at me, because he knows it was a dick move to steal my pillow. But he still is NOT SORRY.
A post from the labubu subreddit titled “I made my own Labubu” with a photo of an extra fluffy pink lafufu (the term for knockoff labubus) that has long black claws instead of hands & feet, and huge pointy teeth. It’s a monstrosity but also… I kinda love it.
A brown Labubu wearing a frilly white top, brown vest with a red jeweled pin, bronze nautical wheel necklace, eye patch, and a large brown hat with a skull & crossbones.
A chonky white cat with brown ears & tail is lying on his side, covering his nose with one paw, displaying a soft fluffy belly that is just begging for tummy rubs. I love that I get to wake up to this precious lil dude every day.
A very pretty sunset in a cloudy sky, going from gray to pink to yellow to more pink, seen through three long vertical windows. Tall trees in the distance add to the beauty.
A sweet pink fabric ghostie made by Jeremy. She has little curly horns, big eyes, and a cute fanged smile. She is dotted with embroidered flowers and she brings me joy every day.
The movie poster for Reality Bites, starring Winona Ryder, Ethan Hawke, and Ben Stiller. Tagline: “a comedy about love in the 90s”
A white cat with brown ears is lying on a yellow and white quilt. His eyes are mostly closed. His tongue is sticking out just a wee bit, enough that you can tell it’s kinda curled up at the sides. He is dozing off in Blep Mode, giving zero fucks about humans and our dumb world.
A large white cat is sitting in the box at the top of a cat tree. His front paws are draped over the front corner of the box and he seems to be glaring at the camera. This cat is not amused.
A box of Red Velvet Cupcake Pop Tarts
Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty in Blade Runner, an intimidating man with white hair and blood on his face, standing in the rain.
A large white cat with brown ears is curled up next to my leg, leaning on me and extending one front paw up to my t-shirt (black and covered in white cat fur) as if to provide comfort. This cat is an empath. He will not leave your side if you are sad.
A chonky white cat is sleeping sort of on his back but also on his side. One of his back feet is somehow closer to his head than his front foot (which happens to be outstretched, crucification-style, displaying pink toe beans. If this sounds confusing, then you get the point. He kind of looks put together wrong, but he is relaxed and happy.
A sunset on a semi cloudy day, with dramatic orange and pink and yellow clouds. Trees are silhouetted against the sunset, and a small courtyard with trees and hanging lights is in the foreground.
A large white cat with brown ears is sitting in a semi upright position with his legs and tail sticking out. He has paused in the middle of bathing to stare directly at the camera in an attempt to obtain Second Breakfast.
A big white cat sitting in the top of his tree, with both front paws hanging over the edge.
Two Siamese cats in hilariously adorable cicada costumes, lying in a huge pet bed and looking at the camera with wide eyes.
A chonky white cat with brown ears is lying on his side on a dark green pillow. His eyes are nearly closed and his left legs are stretched out toward the camera. Some pink toe beans are visible. He seems to have not a care in the world.
Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter movies
A pink foxglove flower in front of a wood fence, with a lot of green foliage in the background.
A very large white cat with brown spots is lying on his back, head and shoulders thru the opening of his triangular scratching post, absolutely losing his little kitty mind as he grasps his feather toy between the toes of his right front paw. This cat is high as fuck and I could only get one pic out of dozens that wasn’t blurry.
A very large white cat with brown ears & spots is lying on a furry brown blanket, looking up with big green eyes, wondering how long he must wait for treats.
My YouTube account, where the first thing under ‘recommended’ is a 12-hour ambient music vid titled “your heart is tired, let it rest.”
Movie promo poster for The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)
A promo poster of the 1960 movie The Time Machine.
Me: I look good Mirror: you look good Window reflection: you look good Other people: you look good Forward facing phone camera: what’s up, you shrek-looking bag of fuck
A badass warrior woman from the show Vikings, captioned “Maybe it’s Maybelline, Maybe it’s the Blood of my Enemies”
A little girl in a pink bathing suit, eyes closed, blissfully drinking from a juice box without a care in the world. Caption: “THE BEACH GONNA GET WHATEVER BODY I GIVE IT”
A white cat with brown ears and green eyes is lying on his side in the top of a cat tree. His belly is very round and very floofy. He has a feather toy in his mouth and his eyes are huge and crazy looking. This is his favorite toy and he is having the very BEST time.
Snoop Dogg wearing an Easter Bunny costume and holding a basket full of weed.
A large white cat with brown ears is sleeping on an olive green chair, with a very colorful pillow behind him. Lots of moving boxes are stacked behind the chair.
Sylvie: The Pensive Poet of Panic and Pajamas With a mix of stony wisdom and relatable chaos, Sylvie livens up Bluesky one anxious tweet at a time. Sylvie’s vibe: a cozy blanket fort in a hurricane of existential dread.
A flowerbox of tulips in red, yellow, pink, and white, between the sidewalk and the curb.
A large white cat with brown spots is lying on a pile of colorful pillows. His head is raised but his eyes are closed, because he wakes up very slowly (like me).
Two paintings of nuns in gold frames on a grey wall, both of them wearing large crosses and traditional nun garb. The one on the left is an older woman. The one on the right is younger and her eyes follow you no matter where you go. This is some creepy ass decor for a hospital. Am I in a horror movie? Maybe.
A chonky white cat with brown ears is curled up on my pillows, looking adorable.
Two vivid pink flowers (tulips, maybe? I don’t know flowers) at the base of a tree.
King Louie, a lovely white cat with brown ears, is asleep on his side. He looks like he’s smiling. His little front paws are curled up against his chest. He is purring like crazy and his fur is soft as a rabbit.
My hand protecting a bag of Golden Sriracha Doritos from a large white cat who is blurry because he is lunging toward the Doritos
My hand holding a can of blackberry Dr Pepper.