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31, he/him, traveling through time at 1 second per second.

Crazy Taxi records screen, captured from Dolphin. Top result was recorded on 6/30/2026. Class AWESOME license, $10,548.05 earned, with Gus as the cabbie.
A screenshot from the Youtube premiere of The Amazing Digital Circus episode 9. There's 2 minutes and 56 seconds until it starts.
Screenshot of Crazy Taxi on the Gamecube, emulated. The results screen shows that the player earned $8,385.85 from 18 customers, earning them a Class S license and a 1st place ranking on the leader board. They played as Gus.
A screenshot taken on a phone of a website reporting on local news. 80% of the screen is taken up by an ad that I can’t dismiss. What are we doing folks.
Bocchi from Bocchi the Rock, wearing a Mario hat. The caption above her head reads: "PLEASE"
A drawn meme of a man sitting in a dark room, looking at a computer monitor. It's displaying an image from Twitter, with the text "2 Retweets 3 Likes". The man is thinking, "Oh man... this doin numbers"
Little Mac and Doc Louis from Punch Out!! on the Wii.
Conversation between a young 90's kid and a middle aged pizzeria worker named Fred. Kid: Hey Fred! Give me a Mecha Story with extra Big Robots! Fred: EXTRA BIG ROBOTS! Kid: And hold the political themes! Fred: Hold the political themes? Kid: And don't add any of that gay stuff Fred: don't add any gay stuff? Fred: Hey Jimmy! Give me a mecha story with nothing! Jimmy: NOTHING?
About me: Video games Faborite game: Fallout New Vegas Best Story: The Walking Dead Season 1 Favorite Art Style: Hi-FI Rush Biggest Personal Impact: Undertale Best Combat: Devil May Cry 5 Overhated: Dark Souls 2 Underrated: Sin and Punishment Star Successor Overrated: Spec Ops The Line Needs a Remake: Vanquish Criminally Overlooked: Marvel's Midnight Suns Favorite Protagonist: Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil 4) Favorite Antagonist: Metal Gear Rising (all of them) Best Soundtrack: NieR: Automata Best Multiplayer: Team Fortress 2 Not Usually My Thing, But...: What Remains of Edith Finch Turn My Brain Off: Warframe Best With Friends: Super Smash Brothers: Melee Best Retro Game: Chrono Trigger Nostalgic Childhood Game: The World Ends With You Game Everyone Should Play: Urban Reign (Serious Gangsta Action)
This appears to be an oil painting on canvas, depicting an incredibly muscular Jesus Christ. He is nailed to the cross, but has broken off the sections that hold his arms. They're still attached to his hands since the nails are still there, and he's flexing his arms in an upward fashion, the way folks do to show off their biceps.
The poster for Fateful Findings. Neil Breen was the head writer, director, producer, and lead actor.
Your uma personality is K.S. Miracle!
A large, empty interior space. The walls, floor, and ceiling are a uniform grey. There are several fluorescent light fixtures on the ceiling. There’s also a skylight which appears to project dark blue light onto the floor. The floor also has sporadic stripes of yellow and dark grey.
A trading card from the wikigacha website. It's an Ultra Rare card, and has the title "Neisseria gonorrhoeae". It's description reads: "Neisseria gonorrhoeae, also known as gonococcus (singular) or gonococci (plural), is a species of Gram-negative diplococci bacteria first isolated..." The description is cut off. There's flavor text underneath which states: "Gonococcus lurks in shadows, infecting the mucous with silent, relentless assault." The card has 5852 attack points and 6450 defense points.
A screenshot from WikiGacha, the website. It depicts a trading card of Dunk, a mascot character. The text on the card reads: "Dunk is an anthropomorphic recycling bin who functioned as a mascot for the National Security Agency (NSA) In order to promote recycling. He debuted in 2015." The card has a rarity of Uncommon, has 1730 attack, and 748 defense. (The CG render of Dunk could have been made in 1989 and it would not look out of place.)
A Youtube thumbnail. The image has Garnet from Steven Universe, along with the text "Steven Universe" in the title font of the show. Underneath, there's a separate title, "Garnet Fusion Theory". The title of the video itself is "Steven Universe Theory: GARNET IS A GEM FUSION?!" The video is from the channel LightTable Disco, it has 1.5 million views, and was released 11 years ago.
The Shaq Apologizing meme, but the text has been edited. Shaq is in the right of the image, and the quoted text on the left says: "I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your Sound chip" The quote is attributed to "Me, to the original game boy"
Drawing made in Wigglypaint. It's a robed figure with their eyes and mouth glowing from under the darkness of their hood. They're making the kind of face that folks make when you're passing each other in the grocery store or on the sidewalk, which is really hard to put in words for me, sorry
Post-match scoreboard for Overwatch. I could do the numbers but I don't want to. In summation: our team struggled a lot in the first round, but we figured it out for the last two.
Excerpt from Isaac Choitner’s interview with Greg Landsman. Choitner: It’s like the domino theory, but in reverse. Landsman: Yeah, yeah. Exactly.
A screenshot from Project Silverfish. A humanoid lizard person wearing tactical gear and a gas mask is lying dead on the floor in a darkened room, lit by a nearby flare. There are some zombie looking folks around them.
A still from the show Smiling Friends, depicting Pim, one of the main characters. In contrast with the rest of the show and his usual appearance, he is depicted in such a highly rendered way that he appears grotesque. He's squinting and his mouth is slightly open, indicating an amount of suffering that has left him barely lucid.
Cover art for Crazy Taxi
A meme with the text, “Before the year ends… reply to this tweet and give your honest thoughts about me?” There’s a blushing emoji underneath the text.
A screenshot of Marvel's Midnight Suns. The custom main character, Hunter, is in a organic-looking suit that looks like it's made of bone, symbiote goop, and magic runes. He's talking to Spider-man/Peter Parker, who's telling him: "The Symbiote gets in your brain and makes you do things you'd never ordinarily do." The player is presented with 4 dialogue options: "Intrusive thoughts do not bother me (Light aligned)", "This sounds uncomfortable (neutral)", "The symbiote is no match for my will (Dark aligned)", and "Ah yes, the infamous emo hairdo." The final option is greyed out, indicating it as not selectable. Why would the devs toy with our emotions like this?
A screenshot from Marvel's Midnight Suns. The custom protagonist and Storm (Ororo Munroe) are meditating by a cliff. Storm is saying, "She's talking about sunscreen. It's a lotion for the skin. Careful though, it smells deceptively tasty." (In this instance, I'm pretty sure the "she" being referred to is Nico Minoru. I took this yesterday as of posting and I forgor)
A screencap of Marvel Midnight Suns. The custom protagonist, Hunter, is affectionately holding Ebony, a black cat, in a wooded environment. Hunter says, "Agatha is lucky to have you," as indicated by the subtitles.
An end-of-mission screen from Marvel's Midnight Suns. In the center of the image is a mock comic book cover featuring Wolverine prominently in the foreground, with Ghost Rider, Nico Minoru, and the custom protagonist, Hunter, in the background. The comic title, "Midnight Suns", is written over with "Wolverine". The blurb at the bottom reads "An Unlikely Bunch". Wolverine is posing confidently, smiling, and saying, "Now it's a party!" Ghost Rider is glowering at Wolverine, Nico is looking at him as well with a quizzical stare, and Hunter is just sad because he got upstaged in his own comic by Wolverine, and he always does this, and it's not fair, why does Wolverine get to be so damn famous
Haruhi Suzumiya, from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, in an image macro. She is looking smugly at the viewer, with the top text reading, "PIPE BOMB", and the bottom text reading, "BOTTOM TEXT". I made this. With my own two hands. I hope this ungodly creation doesn't get picked up and used elsewhere.
A Steam news window with an announcement that Awesomenauts, a game that came out in 2012, just got a new update. The text is as follows: "After an extensive testing period in Beta Branch with the help of our dedicated players, we are moving the new version of Awesomenauts to the main branch. All players who already own Awesomenauts on Steam can update to the new version for free and new players can purchase the game for $19.99. The paid Starstorm and Overdrive expansions are now included in the base game, all of the content and character skins that were previously pulled offline are back, and in-game chat has been re-enabled." context: the last update on this was in July of this year when they said they were working on it, and it's been silent up until today.
The credits screen for HOLE, an indie FPS. The company logo for Nega Fish is featured top and center. There are three developers credited: NOM as a 2d/3d artist, Tsurumaki Makinosuke as a programmer, and Tsurumaki Aninosuke as a backend engineer.
Solid Snake, as he appears in Metal Gear Solid 4. In this scene, he's using a high tech disguise that makes him look younger, but it fades out rapidly, showing his actual, aged appearance. The impression it gives off is that he's aging several decades in the span of roughly a second.
A screenshot from Hades 1. It's the introduction to the Heat System, which adds difficulty modifiers to individual runs through the game. The text is as follows: "Notice: Congratulations!! Your deeds have compelled Lord Hades to serve you a Pact of Punishment. Here is how it works: -The Pact can make escaping more difficult via nasty Conditions -Each Condition you accept adds some Heat to your Heat Gauge -While your Heat Gauge is full, you can earn valuable Bounties! You earn one Bounty the first time you vanquish the boss of each Underworld region while your Heat Gauge is full. One you successfully escape, you can earn more bounties... if you turn up the Heat. Hint: You can earn bounties for each weapon! How much Heat you need is per-weapon, as well. If things look too hot, try switching weapons." There's also a faded subtitle that says: "Looks like Father's changed the terms of our relationship." I screenshotted at the wrong moment and I don't know how to pull up this exact screen again. Ooops
The victory screen for my first clear of Hades 1. I used the Fists of Malphon with the Aspect of Talos, mostly had Aphrodite boons, and leaned on Draining Cutter to restore HP at critical junctures.
A Steam launch pop-up advertising a "Midweek Deal" for Borderlands 4. The game is 20% off, with a price of $55.99 instead of $69.99. (I took this screenshot on a Monday. How is this a "midweek deal".)
An image macro featuring the main characters from Madagascar. The giraffe is leaning towards the viewer quizzically while the other main characters look on in shock. The caption reads, "Why is he white?" (The words "is he" are obviously and sloppily added on top of the original image. It's late and I'm tired. Sue me.)
A screenshot of Fallout: New Vegas. It's the interior of Mick and Ralph's, specifically Mick's hidden stash. The player is in the barter interface, and the cursor is hovering over an item called "Big Spoon (3)".
A screenshot from Fallout: New Vegas. A non-hostile robobrain is in the foreground, in front of a couple of barrels. A bit past that, there's a chair oriented towards a chain link fence, past which is a view of the Hoover Dam. Also Boone is here (hi Boone!)
A video thumbnail from Jerma's Youtube channel. The video is titled "Gooner Keep", and the thumbnail art depicts a low-poly female character in revealing attire, as well as Jerma himself looking at her in shock with his mouth open. When the screenshot was taken, the video was posted 44 seconds ago, and the video had no views.
The Winter Soldier as he appears in Marvel Rivals, with his Winter's Veil skin equipped. It's mostly a black and white recolor of his standard outfit, but he also has what appears to be eye makeup on, which is new. He's in 3/4 profile, looking at the camera.
Gameplay footage of me playing Burnout Paradise: Remastered on PC. I'm in an event in the DLC area, Big Surf Island, where the goal is to wreck 15 cars without getting my own car wrecked. I crash into the side of the road, respawn in an awkward place, then drive into a fenced off area on accident. I am seemingly unable to escape the area, so I remain stationary, which cancels the event. I then realize that this does not, in fact, get me out, so I wriggle around a bit more - and, of course, immediately escape. I idle for a bit, dumbfounded by this. The clip ends with me pausing the game.
The final boss arena of Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree. My character, a woman with blue hair in a ponytail, is reaching out to the main feature in the background of the arena, a gate made of what appears to be fossilized people.
The Steam Library splash page for Max Payne (2001). I last played it on the day this post was made, and I played it for 7.8 hours, according to the Steam statistics.
A brown labrador lit by a sunset, eyes closed in a seemingly serene fashion. This image is often used in settings where someone is placed in a bad situation with no recourse, colloquially known as "being cooked". This means the meme is called "cooked dog", which you should absolutely not google by itself, please, for your own sake.
An excerpt from the WIRED article, "A Dark Money Group Is Secretly Funding High-Profile Democratic Influencers." It reads as follows: “There are some real great advantages to … housing this program in a nonprofit,” Graham Wilson, a lawyer working with Chorus, said to creators on a Zoom call reviewed by WIRED. “It gives us the ability to raise money from donors. It also, with this structure, it avoids a lot of the public disclosure or public disclaimers—you know, ‘Paid for by blah blah blah blah’—that you see on political ads. We don’t need to deal with any of that. Your names aren’t showing up on, like, reports filed with the FEC.” (Wilson did not reply to a request for comment.) The Federal Election Commission declined to comment.
Chat box from Marvel Rivals. The text is as follows: (teammate): healy walls (W, a player on the other team): a non-toxic rivals player? i love you! (W): u2 (another player): you too! (Me, in team chat): you know it (Me, in general chat): you don't love me. you love the idea of me (W): lol
Silhouettes of a fish and a fishing hook. The text reads: "This is bait."
A screenshot from Marvel Rivals. Blade is in the center of the frame, holding his right hand in an odd position. He's supposed to be holding a shotgun, but it isn't there.
An unnamed child from a 1950's hot dog advertisement. He wears a striped long sleeve shirt and a whoopee cap with collectable buttons, as was the style of the time. He is holding an unadorned hot dog in his left hand, has an incredulous look on his face, and is pointing his thumb at an offscreen subject with his right hand.
4 stickers made by b0tster, who is a super cool game dev you should follow. The top left sticker depicts her avatar (Bunlith, I think) from a low angle, staring down in disapproval. The caption reads, “Pathetic.” The top right sticker depicts her again, reclining in a “chill” pose, saying: “i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to do less and im NOT KIDDING”. The bottom left sticker is her in a bikini (and iconic witch hat, of course), on the beach, with the caption: “At the beach / Opinion discarded”. Lastly, the bottom right sticker is her drinking from a can in front of a flaming cop car, with the caption: “No Cops At Pride”.
A variation of the "Retro Games Sanae" meme. Sanae Kochiya, from Touhou Project, appears to be addressing the viewer. She is saying: "Huh? No, retro games are like MGS4 and Uncharted, right? Bloodborne and MGS5 are still pretty new..." I made this meme because I remember being an adult when Bloodborne came out, and I'm using humor to try and deal with the pain that accompanies being cognizant of the unceasing, uncaring passage of time. I'll be here all week folks.
Sweet Tooth, the ice cream van, not the person, there IS A DIFFERENCE, spinning in place improbably. The text reads: "shut the fuck up"
Image macro of a cat dunking a basketball. The cat is labeled: “The indomitable human spirit”, and the guy they’re dunking on is labeled “The indifferent cruelty of the universe”.
Screenshot of my old X account. My last post, made 18 seconds ago in the image, is one word: "cisgender"