Chrys

@chrysme.bsky.social

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What am I even doing here?

Delaware State Fair Stage promoting”Weird Al” Yankovic Bigger and Weirder tour
Gas station/rest stop with a TON of Tesla charging stations, primarily in two rows
Two little free libraries. The one in the foreground has paint handprints all over it. The other has the same bright colors but in rays. Before them is an orange garden flag reading “Ban Guns, Not Books.” Unseen is the fact that the shorter library with the handprints has kids books. The slightly taller one with the rays has adult/all ages books (I didnt Look that closely at the offerings)
Sign reading “American Tobacco Trail TM Connector to: Herndon Park: Restrooms (Port-A-John’s in cold months) Drinking Water (Except cold months) Playground Parking Emergency Call 911 Trail Info or to Volunteer: www.triangletrails.org 919-545-9104” And the another sign below with a figure of a person on a bike, saying “Pass with Care” and “Call Out:’On Your Left’”
Rosemallow flower on my walk with the dogs. They bloom so beautifully around the pond.
Squirrel running across red painted concrete with the remains of an iced coffee creation of some sorts
Photo of person with “OKAFOR” on bib running hurdles with text above “Trivia tonight and every Thursday night at 7pm - the there this week is Jump My Bones. DJ Wood keeps the music going til close!”
White door in light grey and darker grey cinderblock wall (back entrance to now defunct Rite Aid) with HEY PAMELA ANDERSON R U STALKING ME In blue spray paint
Small mushroom nestled in grass
Photo of missing water bottle laying in the leg area of the passenger seat of a car, sent via text. Text thread continues Me: ARE! YOU! SERIOUS?!?!? Them: It rolled out from under the seat Me: Blessed be the fact that an object in motion tends to stay in motion when you slow the car!!!!
Poorly cropped photo of missing water bottle (listen. It wasn’t the focus of the original pic in any way shape or form. I did My best)
Light blue and pink ombré Iron Flask water bottle being held by a white person wearing a watch and grey sweater. Purple exercise ball in background.
Two small mushrooms in grass. Very rounded caps with slight fringe at the edges. Tall thin stems. Happiness prevails.
Several small mushrooms nestled in the grass, spotted on today’s run to the gym
White tailed deer wading through the waterway in the tidal salt marshes of Cape Henlopen State Park
White lady with rainbow hair. I miss my rainbow hair. Still think I did A damned good job for an at home DIY rainbow hair dye.
Two herons in a shallow pond. One is standing on…. Driftwood? The other just in the pond.
T stand with full page sign inserts, showing themed cocktails available for the musical “Nunsense 2” Nunsense 2: The musical Nun of Your Business … $11 Amaretto, lemon, prosecco, soda Sweet, fizzy, and suspiciously righteous Sister Sunshine… $11 Limoncello, orange juice, grenadin Citrusy, sweet. Blindingly bright. Subtly unholy Bad Habit… $11 Rye Whiskey, cranberry, raspberry, sprite Fruity, fizzy, and a little dangerous Bloody Sister Mary… $11 Tito’s vodka Bloody Mary Spicy, savage, and quietly judging you Strawberry Salvation… $4 (Mocktail) Ginger ale & strawberries Looks pure, tastes like rebellion. We’re not Saints
Laptop, keyboard, mouse, mousepad, and several beverages sitting on a (very nice imho) dining room table. Laptop is significantly angled to the left, well more than an arms length away from anyone sitting at the head of the table.
A somewhat cluttered desk with two monitors and an open laptop on stands. A space directly in front of the monitor has been cleared. A candle is lit in the corner.
A coffee cup filled with pickle spears Does it make sense? No. Is it one of my go to stress snacks right now? Yes. Is the fact that I’m walking it back to my office apropos of the state of my life? Also yes.
Ereader with the cover of the book Sullied by Lee Colgin sitting on a blanketed lap. Sleeping blonde dog curled up beyond the lap.
Two signs painted on plywood and hung from a chain link fence. “We Care About You” “Love Yourself” (os are hearts) Both have graffiti but it doesn’t cover the messages
White woman in blue and pink ombré ball cap and purple tee shirt with lots of sparkles across the bridge of her nose and cheeks sitting on a hotel room couch at 4am, awake and smiling.
AUDIENCE ADVISORY: “Hedwig and the Angry Inch” contains strong language, explicit sexual humor, and adult themes regarding gender identity and body alteration. The show features loud music, flashing lights, theatrical fog, and intense interactive elements.
Snippet of rubric with criterion feedback of “your paper is too long” highlighted. I still Point out that I received full marks for that rubric category.
Cartoon cannabis leaf with arms, legs, eyes, and a smile. “HAPPY 420” emblazoned below. I find It adorable. I can’t promise it’s not actually creepy.
Two adorable Pitt mixes, one blonde, one fawn. Both beginning to grey around the muzzle. Both absolutely staring down the photographer, who had the audacity to have not yet fed them breakfast at 3:45am
Screenshot of podcast app If Books Could Kill Line art book with blood dripping from over right. CROSSOVER EVENT: Tim Ferris’s “The 4-Hour Body”
Three medals laying on a wooden desk, with ribbons (straps?) laying over a black keyboard. Left to right: Orange ribbon reading”coastal Delaware running festival” with large medal beating a sin, a cannon/big ass gun, banner saying “fort miles challenge” in yellow on orange and below the banner “Delaware’s Coolest Marathon 2026” Green ribbon reading “2026 finisher 5k.” Much smaller medal featuring a sun, a tower (blue) and a lifesaving station (red and yellow) overlooking the water. Banner reading “coastal Delaware” in yellow on green. Yellow ribbon reading “coastal Delaware running festival” on left and 2026 finisher 13.1 focus multi sports” on the right. Banner reading “coastal Delaware” in blue on yellow with a little charm off the side readinf “2026” in yellow on blue. Below banner features walkway through the salt marshes that’s part of the cours. On walkway is “13.1 finisher” in blue on silvery/steely colored metal.
Photo of a jar of peanut butter taken from above. It’s anal absolute monstrosity with gorges and divots carved out WillyNilly from some monsters knife. The words “monsters live in this house” are superimposed above the abomination.
Photo of a Nicobar Pigeon, resting on a tree limb.
Turkey in a parking lot. What is he doing there? He doesn’t even have pockets for car keys
Photo of a portion of a scored rubric. 5 points earned for category of “Clear Communication” with the criterion feedback of “Your paper is too long, and error free.” “Your paper is too long” is highlighted in yellow. 5 points earned for category of “Citations and Attributions”
Small concert venue with plastic sheeting hanging tom the ceiling and protecting the walls. Metal band (soulfly) can be seen on stage playing. Packed audience.
Left side of a stage from the audience perspective. Modern lighting and acoustic panels to the upper left (in the balcony area). Organ pipes, faded and chipping paint, wall drapery, with the addition of some modern lighting hanging from the calling and a speaker stack mounted to the wall.
Photo taken from vantage point of sitting at an open bar that overlooks a patio and a field. Along ledge are a water bottle with stickers, a beer in a pint glass, a Diet Coke, and a pair of sunglasses. On the bar are the PMBOK GUIDE (project management “bible”), notebook, and planner.
The Child’s Introduction to Greek Mythology The Stories of the Hods, Goddesses, Heroes, Monsters, and Other Mythical Creatures By Heather Alexander Illustrated by Meredith Hamilton Book with illustration of three modern looking kids reading on a stone plinth with figures from Greek Mytjolofy surrounding them.
Message exchange between two people. We will call them C (me) and L (my sister). L: Rhus year is the obviously the year the planner will work. C: Exactly! C: You understand. C: Thus one is PLAIN L. So I can put STICKERS on it. THAT means I won’t abandon it! L: Checks out
A persons hand holding a 2026 planning calendar, a pack of pens, and a pack of post it notes in line at an office supply store (you can tell by the 1980s office grey carpet and part of a stanchion visible in upper left). Below, it says “this is us. This is the one that’s going to fix my life”
Snapshot from podcast player featuring “This Guy Sucked” logo March 19, 2025 - 55m left This Guy Sucked > <line of control icons> View Transcript Claire and Dr. Ally Louks shout LOLITA IS NOT A LIVE STORY into the nearest megaphone
A ton of garlic butter in a kitchen aid stand mixer.
White hand holding a small while bowl with blue dots over a cutting board. There is a cup or so of minced garlic in the bowl. A chef knife with garlic reside is sitting on the cutting board. Salt and pepper shakers, as well as several sticks of butter, sitting on counter top beyond cutting board.
Looking back at Rehoboth Beach from Herring Point. The lookout towers are inescapable.
The sun rising over the ocean.
Lawn sign advertising “the Navy’s newest job” of “Robotics Warfare Specialist” you can “Scan QR to start your career!” You can also “Join today & earn up to $140k” Sign also boasts Free Education, Free Medical, Housing Allowance, Blended Retirement, and Department of Labor Certifications Basically a sign full of empty promises, not the least of being the fact that it does not showcase a cool frog sculpture.
Two Pitty faces looking out the window next to a front door. Above is a brown boy and below is a blonde girl. They are adorable and wondering where there mom went. Blurry state park pass can be seen on the windshield from through which the photo is being taken in the lower left hand corner of the photo. 75 years of DE state parks, baby!
Several crossword puzzle clues with clue 43 highlighted : “without which earth is just “eh”?”
Storefront with the name “Dragons Lair” and tag line “toys for big girls and boys” Several “open” flags flying in front of it, with one partially obscuring sign”
White woman with short hair and glasses holding a white coffee mug with “worlds greatest president knower” in pea green surrounded by a mustard colored laurel wreath I have news for you. The mug lies. It lies so much.
Close up of a package of Nutter Butter Bites (made with real peanut butter!)
Light blue on dark blue <left justified> May Iranians, who mostly Hate their leaders, be safe. May Palestinians, who mostly Hate their leaders, be safe. May Israelis, who mostly Hate their leaders, be safe. May U.S. citizens, who mostly Hate their leaders, be safe. <Right justified> May all the war-mongering Authoritative be deposed. And may they one day Experience real justice For all The suffering And death They cause. <right justified> Rabbi Marisa Jame (adapted)
Four photos - anti clockwise from upper left: 1) Scategories dice showing the letter C 2) Four trade back books by Orson Scott Card: Enders Shadow, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, and children of the mind. 3) the spines and of the same books 4) the backs of the same books
Pittie puppie sleeping with his head propped up on his humans legs
Pic of entrance to the beach with the Sun reflecting off the ocean
Piece of a cookie cake reading “Chrys” on a small plate. Piece of scrap paper or the left. The remainder of the cookie cake in the top of the photo.
Chrome tab showing 666 unread emails in Gmail
Cookie cake clearly not professionally decorated with the frosted words “and unto thee a Chrys was born” and a flower in blue and pink. Much more neatly done border of pink and white or light pink with yellow sprinkles
Screenshot of excel document with part of right click command menu showing. Menu shows <weird icon> Copilot Suggestions <expansion arrow> Insert Cut Cells Delete… Clear Contents