Handsome Tantrum

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Robocop from Robocop 2 reconnects with his wife, and she asks if he remembers her. He responds by asking her to touch him. In another scene, corporate reminds him that he could never be a husband to her, then goes in for the kill asking him if he can even cum. Robocop ponders the true horror of his existence.
Major Hellstrom from Inglorious Basterds looking at the three finger gesture, realizing he's discovered an imposter.
Trump bombing the arrival scene in Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Trump photobombing the Lion King
Trump photobombing the Lion King
Trump photobombing the arrival scene of Close Enounters
Trog, from the movie "Trog" gazes into the middle distance with Joan Crawford as they view the horrors before them.
Captain Jean Luc Picard, insisting there are four lights when he is told there are only three.
Control panel from Flash Gordon (1980) showing Hurricane, Hot Hail, and Typhoon
Selection panel from Flash Gordon (1980) showing buttons for "Hurricane," "Hot Hail," and "Typhoon."
Mr Bergstrom, Lisa's substitute, leaves her to go on to his next student, knowing that he imparted the wisdom she needed to be a better person and accomplish what she needed to accomplish.
An image of the movie poster for the Turkish film Girgiriye 'de Cümbüs - A man and woman play the drums and dance with a bear, covered in cüm.
A comment left on a movie d/l site for the documentary D is for Distance, saying "Age of post-truth? Was everyone telling the truth before this period? These funny terminologies amuse me."
Kuato from Total Recall
A youtube preview thumb for a channel called Kitchen Clownery with a person dressed as a fancy ass clown, fingers to lips, considering a plate full of Plant-Based Proteins.
Youtube thumbnail depicting an illustration of a dead and crying tarantula with its guts hanging out. ONE BAD MOLT= DEATH written beside it. The video is entitled "Why It Sucks To Be Born A Tarantula"
Two maps, one showing current Democrat seats at 24 in the South. And the other showing possible redistricting scenario where Republicans gain 12 more seats.
All Robocop wants is to have his wife back. He can't stop obsessing about the memory of his (past) life with her, enough that he begins unintentionally stalking her. She doesn't love that her (dead) husband is always watching her from afar in his corporate owned, Robotic policeman form. The situation comes to a head and a visit is arranged for them to talk. "Don't you remember me?" she asks. "Touch me," says Robocop, through the cruel barrier of the cyclone fencing which separates them. The lawyers are not pleased. "Do you think you could ever be a husband to her? Can you even cum?" The full gravity of Robocop's situation brings itself to bear on him. Robocop is not pleased.
Walnut man is serious about the Lord’s business! (A deformed caricature drawn onto the influencer’s muscles grimaces at the viewer while the influence dunks his face into iced bottled mineral water)