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she/her I have no idea what I’m doing, ever

panel 1: Link and a Goron standing in front of a cave. Link asks “Wait, why do Gorons need a special mine for rocks to eat? There’s rocks everywhere!” Panel 2: The Goron turns to Link and says “Hylians eat plants, right? Why do you need farms? Why don’t you just eat grass, asshole?” Panel 3: A closeup on Link’s face, with wide eyes. Panel 4: A closeup on the Goron’s face. He says “Think before you speak, punkass.”
Izutsumi from Delicious in Dungeon. A thought bubble is coming from her, showing that she is thinking about herself. The version of her in the thought bubble also has a thought bubble, and she is also thinking of herself. This recursion goes on for a while.
A screenshot from Deltarune chapter 3. Kris, Susie and Ralsei are fighting against Tenna (a man with a TV for a head). Tenna is saying “HEAR THAT WHINE!? THAT’S YOUR CRT ASKING FOR A WALK!”
a person with a cap labelled ‘thinking cap’ pointing their thumb at a hotdog on a skateboard. the hotdog is labelled ‘literal coolest thing ever’, and the person is saying “this fucking sucks actually”
The progress pride flag. A triangle of yellow, white, pink, cyan, brown, and black intersects with a rainbow of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. The yellow part of the triangle contains a hollow purple circle
A scene from a Yakuza game. A police officer holds a gun and is saying “Highly advanced rubber bullets.”
“24. EMMI: Metroid Dread (Image from Metroid Dread of Samus Aran facing off against an EMMI robot) The EMMI may be sleek and suspiciously, tantalizingly flexible, but unless you’re a top engineer at Google who thinks your algorithm is in love with you, it’s going to take a lot of convincing for most people to get greasy with an AI.”
A post from 4chan. It has an image of Daniel Radcliffe holding a bottle with the caption “Hey guys, wanna buy some magic?”, and a long text post, with its text as follows: “It very neatly describes the way liberals see the world and political struggle. Lots of people complain about the anticlimactic ending, but really I don’t think it could be any other way. I’d like to imagine that there’s some alternate universe where Rowling actually believed in something and Harry was actually built up as the anti-Voldemort he was only hinted as being in the beginning of the books. Where he’s opposed to all the many injustices of the Wizarding World and determines to change their frequently backwards, insular, contradictory society for the better, and forms his own faction antithetical to the Death Eaters and when he finally has his showdown with Voldy, Harry surpasses by adopting new methods, breaking the rules and embracing change and the progression of history. While Voldemort clings to an idyllic imaging of the past and the greatest extent of his dreams is to become the self-appointed god of an eternally stagnant Neverland, Harry has embraced the possibility of a shining future and so can overcome the self-imposed limits Voldemort could never cross, and Voldemort is ultimately defeated by this. But that would require a Harry that believed in something, and since Rowling is a liberal centrist Blairite that doesn’t really believe in anything, Harry can’t believe in anything. Harry lives in a world drought with conflict and injustice, a stratified class society, slavery of sentient magical creatures, the absurd charade the Wizarding World puts up to enforce their own self-segregation, a corrupt and bureaucracy-choked government, rampant racism, so on and so forth. (The text is too long to fit in one image’s alt text, so it continues in the next image)
Big crab with laser eyes firing upon smaller crab. It is saying “silence, Jesse Singal Follower”
Goro Majima from the Yakuza series. He is wearing sunglasses and closing his eyelid to conceal his missing eye. The subtitle says “Holy shit!”
Elon Musk frantically typing on his phone as something burns in the sky behind him
A fidget cube
Professor Layton from the game series ‘Professor Layton’. He is lying face down on the ground,l. The image has been altered so he is wearing a Santa hat. His dialogue line says “My injuries were so jolly, I was christmas for a month. I was lucky to be alive.” The words ‘jolly’ and ‘christmas’ have clearly been edited in over other words.
A screenshot from my 2024 Steam Replay. Most prominently it shows I have played 63 games and earned 1422 achievements
A 4 panel Nerd and Jock comic Panel 1: Nerd is doing sit ups while Jock helps. Nerd asks Jock “What principles do you follow in your workout? Panel 2: Jock opens a bag and throws a water bottle to Nerd. He tells him “Work hard, eat hard, and sleep hard. Oh, and never skip leg day!” Panel 3: Nerd, holding a water bottle, looks at Jock’s notably skinny legs. He asks “Uh, are you sure you’ve been following that last one?” Panel 4: Jock turns to Nerd, now holding a bucket of chicken legs. While eating one, he says “What do you mean? There’s no way I can skip these bad boys!”
two men peering through windows. both are wearing shirts that say ‘sickos’. both are saying “yes… ha ha ha… YES!”
A maneki neko statue reclining in water. A towel is resting on her head
Marge Simpson saying “Hmm. That’s true, but he shouldn’t say it.”