Cozy Sweater

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Pronouns: she/her Mostly pictures of my pets and cool stuff I see. Smooth rocks and shiny things appreciated. Caw.

Tabby cat head tilted into a plum pillow. Very comfy.
A brown tabby cat laying on his back, eyes shut, passed out, belly on full display, shamefully relaxed
A little Pokopia hot springs spa with a gazebo and mushroom lighting.
A big ol' dog with a sable coat doing a cat pose where he's folded up in a leg tuck with a big paw over his face and his nose smooshed into a blanket.
Orange tabby cat on a red background. Cat is in a shrimp pose where the back leg is stuck out and the face is tucked, but the tuck-face is also a mitten because the cat is a polydactyl.
A cat, in loaf formation, on an ikea pillow that is sitting on a tiled floor.
I think this is an aloe plant, with stalks topped with bright orange flowers. Little birds are perched on the flowers, presumably eating either nectar or the bugs attracted to the nectar. There is a foggy haze throughout.
A holy image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, an aggressively salesman-seeming middle aged white guy clenching a pipe in his teeth.
An orange tabby cat snuggled against a tan dog butt. The dog's tail is fluffy and the cat is using it as a chin pillow.
A weather forecast for the next week showing that it's gonna be raining most of the week with highs in the 50s
Blue road sign that reads “Hassert Blvd is named after the Hassert Family NOT Dennis Hastert the former Speaker
A picture of a bed. Bottom of the picture is a goldenrod fuzzy blanket, with a lavender blanket and sheets up at the top third. In the middle of the lavender sheets are two kitty paws sticking out from a cat that's somewhere under the covers.
Two hens, one buff and one with brown/black feathers, eating macaroni and cheese out of a pie tin
Orange tabby cat with a blue sparkle ball toy in his mouth mid-turnaround on a dog bed
A plastic container containing squares of mochi dessert in three neat rows of blue, Orange, and red
A white sign written in marker affixed to a tree with thumbtacks. It reads, “Smile you’r on camera please clean up after your dog poop” and “your” is underlined.
Orange cat viewing Ben Stiller in the post credits of the latest Severance episode in a dark room
A giant bag of spring mix lettuce laying on the floor next to an orange cat. This cat, for scale, is approximately 12 pounds of dumb cat.
A short stack of ritz crackers, a cut up kiwi fruit, and a chunk of light pink cherry goat cheese with a serving utensil on a red fiestaware plate.
Tumbled wet rocks, mostly shades of green and yellow, resting in a metal sieve on top of ceramic pellets
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
Pile of smoothed rocks in a metal strainer sitting atop some white ceramic cylinders, which are spacers
A bunch of tumbled rocks in a sieve. They aren’t really done tumbling yet
Tabby cat looking smug with his legs stretched way out in front of him on a purple fuzzy blanket. Camera angle makes the legs look so very long.
An assortment of polished rocks on a white towel. The rocks are mostly orange/brown but there are some white, green, purple, and even a spotted one in there.
A cat absolutely exposes his whole belly in a most shameful fuzzy display. Front paws up in the air and everything
bright green moss on a tree with some smaller pink and green clover looking plants growing with it
bright green moss among some hens and chicks (or whatever that succulent is named, I did my best here)
An assortment of wet tumbled rocks in a metal strainer
green fiestaware plate with chipped beef on toast (drowned toast, to be fair)
Orange tabby polydactyl cat sleeping with one big ol paw covering half his face
Orange stripey cat with his mouth wide open
The "heartbreakingly, the worst person you know just made a new point" meme guy. He's squinty staring at you, being the worst
A bunch of tumbled rocks in a sieve
Brown tabby cat snuggled between a fuzzy grey blanket on the bottom and a blue and white shark stuffie on top
A scene from the first episode of Red Dwarf, with an uptight guy on the left with a clipboard "supervising" a slacker looking guy on the right, both standing next to a maintenance cart
A wet metal strainer over a bucket, holding tumbled rocks of various shapes and colors
A brown and black spotty cat belly, two cat arms sticking our, and a happy looking cat chin, laying in a lap
A black dog with tan paws/face and short hair (and a pink belly) lying on her back grinning like a dog idiot
A dog bed under a desk, littered with detritus from a BAD DOG RAIDING THE GARBAGE, consisting of plastic bags, wrappers, a coffee package, and random plastic bits. BAD DOG
A poster for a PBS show called "Jack Horkheimer: STAR HUSTLER". The star hustler is a white dude maybe in his 50s in a khaki windbreaker and blue polo shirt, brown hair and a mustache
A very amateur robot that looks to be made out of tinfoil, boxes, and air conditioner parts, with bright red eyes, dancing in front of a curtain with lights that say "sex robot"
The joy of the jr high, a wheeled shelf with a VCR and a Television on it, beloved of substitute teachers everywhere
A chicken with some weird feather growth that makes her look bald
Graffiti that says “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, stop making excuses and say drink like an adult”
A brown tabby cat head peeking out of a very fuzzy looking grey blanket
A dog pushing his long snoot into a lap covered with a fuzzy grey blanket. The dog looks a bit whiny.
A black boxy looking rock tumbling appliance with a LED readout with bright blue lights. There is a round canister in the middle (where the rocks go to tumble)
background of small wet dark pebbles, hand in frame (with terrible press-on nail gel covers, not gonna lie here, I really need to get on that shit) holding a one-inch-ish vaguely kidney shaped clear/orange rock with red blotches. Yeah, it kinda looks like a weird kidney now that I look at it.
Two little orange cat paws (with extra toes) rudely reaching under a door, with claws out, toward some black fabric
Orange tabby cat sleeping curled up in a ball in a lap covered by a grey fuzzy blanket.
Orange tabby cat diagonally stretched with front paws on a keyboard, very in the way
View of tabby cat from low angle, making dangling front legs look alarmingly long. Cat maintains an aloof expression