Sean Moore

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Time is a great healer...unless you've got a rash. Then you're better off with ointment. linktr.ee/smeghead4269

Thor is not convinced.
Sanders is an American man frustrated by the lack of public justice regarding immigrant perpetuated violent crime and decides to take things into his own hands by becoming a vigilante. He sets out to punish both the violent immigrants perpetuating crime in his city and the corrupt officials that protect them. As his vigilantism increases, so does his public profile, winning public support as a hero figure, as well as the attention of Henry, an Interpol chief, who views him as a threat to society.
Netflix series Glow
A candidate in the California governor primary election named LivingForGod AndCountry DeMott
Thor silently questions the validity of this claim.
I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Georgia.
"I hate cigs." Now replace cigs with women. Not so funny, is it?
Yesterday, high 91 degrees. Today, high 80 degrees.
We have a pdfile felon president who is against the faction of cannibals who hate the kkk yet work with them to procure babies to eat not to mention he was competing with a sex trafficker of children who was studying how to build his own human Thats reality right now & your against xfiles reboot?
BREAKING: The DOW dogs below 50K allowing the DOJ to investigate pedos again.
Robert De Niro from Joker with the following overlaid text: You're laughing. Three Bolsonaro supporters got stuck by lightning and you're laughing.
A post that reads, "I am watching Twin Peaks", followed predictably by a post later in the thread that reads, "what the FUCK was THAT"
After she announced Adams' death, Miles read a note that her ex-husband wrote on Jan. 1, telling fans of his late-life conversion to Christianity. He chalked it up to a worthy "risk-reward" roll of heavenly dice. "I'm not a believer but I have to admit the risk-reward calculation for doing so looks attractive. So here I go," according to the statement by Adams. "I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior and I look forward to spending an eternity with him. The part about me being a believer should be quickly resolved if I wake up in heaven."
Your 2026 word: moribund
John Cena's character in Bumblebee saying, "They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn't set off any red flags?"
A followup post from Garten doubling down on his weird ass AI pics where he's beating up Santa, and showing his whole ass in the process. "Lots of intolerance, swearing, and outrage on display over a few AI pics I had a blast designing with my kids. Some of you clowns are just insufferable. Hopefully your negativity stays in the comments and not directed at your families. Merry Christmas snowflakes."
AI generated signs that are supposed to say "Garten for Indiana", but AI has trouble with words so most of them don't quite look right.
A tweet from Peter Serafinowicz that reads, "I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco's."
A comparison of a character in the original Deus Ex and the same character in the remastered version. While the original from the year 2000 looks primitive by today's standards, the allegedly improved version looks very plasticky and inexplicably shiny.
A barcode on a copy of Philip K. Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" with the title and author truncated to "Do Androids Dream of Dick"
A screenshot from an article that mentions Keith Olbermann living with a woman 34 years his junior.
Oh Christ, it's this asshole again
Robin tries to say "technically it's ephebophilia" but gets interrupted by Batman slapping him and saying "technically shut the fuck up!"
Tweet from Senator Alex Padilla: "This proposal does nothing to stop the Republican-made health care crisis. It does nothing to stop premiums from doubling for millions of Americans. Democrats are fighting to make health care more affordable and hold this corrupt and lawless administration accountable. We can't end this fight now. I will be voting no.
Dril tweet saying "and another thing, I'm not mad. Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad."
Patricia Routledge as Hyacinth Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances
"Being a white guy that has German features, classical German features, and with a Hitler mustache, and it was very interesting," he remarked. "I could tell you it had a wild effect on women. I thought they were about to start throwing their panties at me. And they didn't know why... Lex Luther meets Adolf Hitler looks with blue eyes, and they just didn't know what to do. They're like melting."
Burt Bacharach once asked what the world needs now. His answer, then as now, was simple: love, sweet love. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. On Tuesday night, it will be Jimmy Kimmel’s turn to decide if he can offer a measure of what we so sorely need.
Quote from Charlie Kirk, who was just fatally shot: "It's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the second amendment."
Ncuti Gatwa as The Doctor
Congressman Ro Khanna claiming the arrest of Graham Linehan "is an offense to anyone who supports free speech", after Linehan was arrested for harassment. He also compares Linehan to Oscar Wilde, because he's an idiot.
Vince McMahon circa 2000, looking older but still like himself
The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.
Screenshot of a post from Tommy Tallarico, allegedly. Account is flagged for impersonation.
A tweet from Senator Lindsey Graham saying the following: I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next Pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but I would ask the papal conclave and Catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility!   The first Pope-U.S. President combination has many upsides. Watching for white smoke…. Trump MMXXVIII!
Drew McIntyre posting a selfie mid-match with the caption, "Still bored at work lol"
What happens if a president and the federal government fail to follow a judge's orders?
Screenshot of Matthew Yglesias replying to one of his own posts with a message of support for himself, followed by another poster pointing out he forgot to switch to a sock puppet account.
Screenshot from No Holds Barred where Hulk Hogan says, "Dookie?"
Skwisgaar Skwigelf from Metalocalypse saying, "So let's me get this straight."
Graffiti on a wall that says "fuck yalls".
A post showing 2 news articles about Russia committing war crimes and Trump abandoning Russian war crimes prosecution, followed by a post from the Endless Screaming account.
BART and Baran’s mother, who is representing herself pro se, declined to comment.
Thor is not convinced.
Thor from "Ragnarok" saying, "is he though?"
The Netflix series GLOW
A shirt that says, "your body, my choice," which I presume would only be worn by the douchiest of douchebags.
California proposition 36, passing overwhelmingly with 70%
A picture of Urklebot from Family Matters.
A screenshot from the other site suggesting Trump is obsessed with his stupid theory about immigrants stealing geese because he heard about geese migrating and got confused.
@dieworkwear claims to have started a fake dog food company, bought Purina at a pet store, sent it to Laura Loomer and convinced her it's good enough for humans to eat.
Facebook report form, selected option is: I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
Screenshot of James Somerton's YouTube channel, which no longer has any content.