Kyle Stevens

@cinementalist.bsky.social

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Another film queer. Professor. Book on Mike Nichols. Ed. of The Oxford Handbook of Film Theory. Tons of essays. Boston.

A sign for a store called Biscuits and Porn that is also somehow a gas station
Infographic describing differences between afternoon and high teas
Post contradicting my joke about social media
Sentences beginning chapter on Sontag's "Notes on Camp."
Salmon niçoise salad, with tarragon mustard potatoes. Pan con tomate not pictured.
Fiery roses
Me in a Purride shirt shrugging cause I’m wearing it yet again.
Renata Reinsve looking bad ass with the Palme d’or
Kittens cuddling
Hat: “Nation building is gay”
Hat saying FAGA
Start of letter awarding me a Fulbright to Oslo
Headstone bemoaning loss of life during war.
Mary Astor and John Barrymore gazing into each other’s eyes, features so sharp they could hurt themselves.
Sexpot Harry Hamlin holding a golden sword in Clash of the Titans.
Catherine O’Hara in Waiting for Guffman.
Grant beams at a luminous Kate Hepburn likening her own face to that of a stuffed giraffe.
Zaatar halloumi
Poke cups
Mushroom ras el hanout soup
Guinness chocolate cake
Young Burt Lancaster serving as the blueprint for Jacob Elordi.
Huge crowd.
Diane Keaton
Tawdry DVD cover of The Amorous Adventures of Moll Flanders.
Tom Wilkinson carrying 17 baguettes from Michael Clayton.
Lestat in maroon pants: shirtless, shoulders back, head cocked, with golden locks cascading around the planes and angles of his face. Garbo and the angel Gabriel heard weeping.
Poster for new film with rich white people called Materialists. And one of them is Dakota Johnson, so.
Opening scene of Funny Girl
Screenshots of Chungking Express
Google AI search results explaining it is logical that there was a car Hitler in Cars 2
Leo pointing meme repeated in circles and various pastels.
AI bullshit search result explaining Julia Roberts won a Golden Globe for When Harry Met Sally after Meg Ryan turned it down.
Paul Reubens’s inbred aristocratic 30 Rock character holding Musk’s idiotic chainsaw.
A young Amy Irving
Designer Patricio Campillo wearing a t-shirt, which will presumably be sold, that reads El Golfo De México
Cover of Joan Didion's upcoming book, Notes to John. She's looking frail and haunted, right at the camera, warning us that she's bared her soul yet in the most moving and eloquent way yet again.
Nicole Kidman, tears in her eyes, looking like she’s about to SNAP.
Ralph Fiennes on the cover of Vanity Fair in 1995 looking like a shirtless twink who just rode a motorcycle in Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (hair is insane).
Lucille Bluth saying “isn’t it fun to talk like this?”—i.e., bigoted bs you know isn’t acceptable.
Lew Ayres & Kate Hepburn in Holiday
Peter Finch as an anchorman about to lose it in the film Network.
Bette Davis losing her shit in front of a cbs microphone
Ariana Grande
Jesus telling Hunter Biden “It’s ok. They called me guilty, too.”
Meryl/Clarissa unraveling in The Hours.
SCMS acceptance notice.
Poster for A New Leaf
List of words, mostly queer and/or race-related, prohibited in TX universities
iPhone Safari tab “The Absolute Best Butt” (“Butter” is cut off)
The most beautiful cat napping on her last morning.
Collapsed highway from flooding.
Car submerged under flood water.
Katherine Hepburn descending on lift in Suddenly Last Summer
Cover of Island of the Blue Dolphins book.