Cintari

@cintari.bsky.social

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Software QA. Also known as Rob, Captain Rob, Awesome Rob, Rob Awesome, Captain Rob Awesome, or Captain Awesome. He/him (but not they/them)

A red Sony PSP with black buttons.
A World of Warcraft photoshopped image putting 13 characters together. From left to right: * Nightdrake the Dracthyr Evoker in both human and dragon forms * Brightblade, the void elf mage * Lightstrike, the Lightforged Draenei paladin * Whiteblade, the void elf priest * Nightstrike, the void elf hunter, and her pet horse Freckles * Mightblade, the void elf warrior * Nightblade, the void elf rogue * Spiteblade, the void elf warlock, and her pet Doomguard Jhuukorill * Nightswipe, the worgen druid, in both human and cat forms * Nightmace, the draenei shaman * Virellia, the void elf demon hunter * Frightblade, the void elf death knight * Mightwind, the void elf monk
A four-panel image of Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation. "Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick! No froo-froo symbolism, just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal."
A webcomic by SMBC comics that features a man saying "I base my view of human nature on a six-day long study of 22 non-random young males in which the experimenter was an active participant." with the caption read "This is what I hear when people cite the Zimbardo prison experiment."
A Game Boy Printer certificated from Pokemon that reads "Congratulations - Diploma - PLAYER Ethan - This certifies that you have completed the new POKéDEX. Congratulations! GAME FREAK - PLAY TIME 74:09" There is a picture of a Pikachu holding a Pokedex and a Pichu next to it.
Graves seen in first-person view during the end cutscene of Metal Gear Solid Delta. They almost all read "BATTLE IXX NICK.DRYHAND 1856-1932" while one down front reads "NICHOLAS DRYHAND.
Zoidberg from Futurama with a hundred dollar bill in the air saying "One alcohol please"
Tweet from @hbomberguy from 12/21/23 that reads "Because I call myself 'Harris Bomberguy ' in my videos as a joke, my name is almost always reported slightly wrong. I love the life I have made for myself"
A tweet from @Cintari_ from Feb 23rd, 2022 that reads "I bet the MCU Fantastic Four will feature all members of the classic quartet: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Thing and H.E.R.B.I.E." along with an image of the classic animated Fantastic Four series with those characters.
Ozzie, a villain from Chrono Trigger
A Nintendo Switch 2 new in box alongside a can of Pringles, a bottle of Sprite, and a tote bag.
A CRT TV in a home entertainment center along with various retro consoles and games. The TV is too tall, preventing the game collection on the shelf above from standing up straight.
From Star Trek: The Next Generation A holographic representation of what the android Data's daughter Lal would look like if she had chosen an Andorian form, which looked like a green figure with an oversized white haircut and pointy vertical antenna, as opposed to other Andorian appearances where they are depicted as blue-skinned aliens with more subdued antennae.
The CRT TV that just has a single horizontal line running through the middle indicating a vertical collapse.
A massive cardboard box in the entryway of a house.
An entertainment center that has various retro consoles in it, but no display device.
Screenshot of a Newegg where an AMD RT 9070 order is confirmed, then canceled one minute later due to 'insufficient stock' long after the card is sold out everywhere.
Moe from The Simpsons clutching his neck with the caption "[gagging] Chokin' on my own rage here."
A screencap from Chrono Trigger in which an imp in town of Medina asks, "Why is there magic in you? Magic-using humans were supposed to have died out long ago" to Ayla (a human with no magic), Frog (an anthropomorphic frog), and Robo (a robot).
A steam interface screencap of Chrono Cross, 100% of achievements earned.
A gif from The Simpsons featuring an fighter jet's identification system misidentifying Groundskeeper Willie as an "Iraqi Fighter Jet".
Simpsons character Lionel Hutz with a bottle of scotch in hand and a relaxed look on his face.
Nintendo 2024 Year in Review Cintari: Favorite game of 2024 Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
A full moon over a traffic jam on Friday the 13th.
A Twitch recap indicating 236K hous watch, 360 days visited, 24.5k chats sent, top channels being 1. NocturnalHanna, 2. itsTina, 3. Botanical_Bekah, 4. JessCapricorn, 5. nalvara, with top categories of Retro, Just Chatting, Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, and top emote of a monkey doing the :\ face.
A screenshot from Westworld featuring an older man whispering to a younger woman, "These violent delights have violent ends."
Leonard Nimoy on The Simpsons claiming "the following tale is true."