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A large, weathered silver dump truck with a black tarp covering its load drives on a multi-lane highway. The back gate of the truck prominently features the stenciled word "INEDIBLE" across the middle. Above the truck, a large green highway sign reads "EAST 14" and "SOUTH 52 63" with a right arrow pointing toward "Winona" and "Preston". Below the green sign is a yellow advisory speed plate that reads "15 MPH". The sky is slightly overcast.
A meme featuring large black text at the top that reads, "Ernest has accomplished more in his life than me." Below the text is a grid of six classic movie posters starring the character Ernest P. Worrell (played by Jim Varney). The posters are arranged in two rows of three: Top Row: Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Saves Christmas, and Ernest Goes to Jail. Bottom Row: Ernest Rides Again, Ernest Goes to School, and Slam Dunk Ernest. Each poster features Ernest in his signature khaki cap and denim vest, displaying various exaggerated, comedic facial expressions matching the theme of each film.
A map where there's a place called "the hanger clinic" right by a planned parenthood.
A ransom note that says God isn't dead, because he isn't real
Dragon Ball Z character Trunks doing insane hand motions like he's signing, over Eminem rapping really fast.
A handwritten goals list titled "Goals Jan–June 2026" with five items in a table, all checked off. The humor is in the creative edits made to technically complete each goal: "Buy a car~~pet~~" (crossed out "pet," keeping "car" — wait, actually crossed out to read "Buy a carpet" with a checkmark), "Save 10 ~~000~~" (dropped three zeros so the goal became "save 10"), "Buy a new phone ~~\[phone\]~~ case" (added "case" so it's just a phone case), "Live ~~a happy life~~ mind" (replaced with "mind" — live a mind?), and "~~Start~~ my own business" (crossed out "Start" so the goal is just… *having* a business, already done presumably). Basically a masterclass in loophole exploitation across all five life goals, all conveniently achieved by June 2026.
Renaissance-style painting meme in two panels. Top panel: an older woman in a headscarf stands with arms crossed while a second woman in a red shawl leans in close to whisper to her. Top caption reads "When someone you just met starts telling you mad personal stuff." Bottom panel: a zoomed-in close-up of the first woman's face, eyes side-glancing with a strained, deeply uncomfortable half-smile.
A meme featuring a photoshopped image of a smiling, older white man with white hair, large glasses, a blue V-neck sweater, white shirt, and tie, gesturing forward with both hands. He is superimposed in front of a large Menards home improvement store building. Impact font text at the top reads, "I ONLY GO TO ONE STORE," and the text at the bottom reads, "I'M MENARDGAMOUS," a pun combining the store name "Menards" and the word "monogamous."
A meme featuring actor Tom Selleck from Magnum, P.I., posing with an open shirt against a yellow background, with the text "MAGNUM PH" overlaid at the bottom.
Caucasian male, long dark hair, short beard, slight smile
A room wall to wall covered with mushrooms. They look like penises
A black and white selfie of a man looking directly at the camera with a subtle expression. He has dark, medium-length hair framing his face, a mustache, and a trimmed goatee. He is wearing a flat-topped, fitted cap with a small patch on the side, a dark graphic T-shirt featuring a stylized helmet design, and an open zip-up jacket. The background shows a dimly lit indoor setting, likely a kitchen, with a digital clock displaying "4:58" and an open doorway leading to a hallway.
A four-panel meme utilizing the "For the Better, Right?" format featuring Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala from Star Wars in a grassy field. Top Left: Anakin asks skeptically, "YOU WORKED OUT FOR 2.5 HOURS?" Top Right: Padmé smiles broadly and replies, "YES! IT WAS AMAZING!" Bottom Left: A close-up of Anakin looking intensely serious and questioning, with the text: "TODAY IS IT REST DAY?" (with a typo reading "IS IT" instead of "IT IS"). Bottom Right: A close-up of Padmé's expression shifting to confusion and concern as she asks, "WHAT'S A REST DAY?"
A can of Liquid Wrench Penetrating Oil. White and orange bottle with the brand name in red script and bold black letters, featuring a retro cartoon illustration of a muscular man in a yellow shirt holding a large wrench with oil splashing out. Tagline reads "Fast-Acting · Anti-Seize," noting it's designed with Cerflon (ceramically-reinforced PTFE).
A man stands smiling against a plain white wall, hands in his pockets, with his head tilted slightly and weight shifted casually to one side. He wears a patterned long-sleeve shirt with rolled-up sleeves over a white tee, dark slim jeans, and worn canvas sneakers. The photo is black and white, and he stands on a light wood floor.
A brown haired male with a grey shirt, approx 17
A three-panel cartoon titled "TWONKS." Panel one: a bearded king in a crown and red robe gestures toward a bald knight in chainmail, saying "Saint George, you must dominate the dragon." Panel two: the knight raises a finger with a determined grin and replies "With pleasure!" Panel three: a dim stone dungeon lit by two candles. The knight stands sheepishly, helmet on, having dropped his sword on the floor. Beside him, a green dragon sits tied up in rope—bound around its snout, neck, body, and legs—looking distinctly displeased atop a wooden platform. The joke: "dominate" got interpreted in the kinkier sense.
Hikers in a cave find a male pole dancer
It's me
A clear acrylic dust cover over a Technics turntable, photographed at an angle. Several components are labeled with white text and red arrows. "Relay" points to a small component near the back left under the lid (actually a relay box). "Switch" points to a lid switch near the back right hinge. "Reed switch" points to a small black component mounted on a bracket in the middle left. "Magnet" points to two small round magnets attached to the back of the tonearm assembly in the lower right. The Reloop logo is visible on the dust cover, and "Technics by Panasonic" is printed in the bottom right corner.
Saved by the Bell style. It says Trump is a pedo
A bag of veggie straws
Mad men john ham pitching something on a white board. Cigarettes with protein
Shingles that say GAF on them. Post meaning IDGAF
Man in 1920s felt isolation helmet with eye slits and snout-like breathing tube, connected by hose to a pressurized gas tank, writing at a cluttered desk with the grim focus of someone who has made peace with his choices.
trump "dancing" it looks like he's jerking off two invisible dudes, as the caption says
Jim Carrey smiling sarcastically then looking disgusted. it is captioned with "when my boss asks me to participate in high five Friday"
A small brick bar named 'The Happy Accident' glows at dusk in what appears to be the exact moment between 'I should go home' and 'one more won't hurt.' Snow piles flank the door like nature's own bouncers. The sign promises no judgment about how you got here, just an acknowledgment that you did.
Two-panel meme. Top panel: A cheerful stick figure lunges arms-wide toward a giant white balloon labeled "AI helping me with my job in 2023," wearing the unmistakable grin of a man who has just discovered ChatGPT can write his emails. Bottom panel: Same stick figure, same delusional grin, now triumphantly popping the balloon into a thousand shards — blissfully unaware that a giant pink blob labeled "AI taking my job in 2026" has quietly slithered up behind him and is currently consuming his entire lower body. He has, technically, achieved his goal.
Mr krabbs angrily driving SpongeBob and Patrick who look mid
Obama giving Obama a medal
A tiny arcade being scrolled through with lots of games on it and a cat
"Two-panel meme. Top panel, white background with black text: 'I yell garsh when I come.' Bottom panel, red background: a crudely redrawn Goofy in a chef's hat, grinning unsettlingly at the viewer. White caption text reads: 'and I'll fuckin do it again.'"
Man being interviewed on Fox 5 news gives the most accidentally accurate economic analysis of the decade, while standing outside in the cold, which is itself evidence of his point.
A Jeopardy-style meme. The clue reads: "Something you can describe in detail that almost everyone agrees with until you say its name." A contestant at the podium answers: "What is socialism?" The board shows $1,800. The joke being that "we should probably take care of sick people and not let children starve" polls at 70% approval right up until someone slaps a label on it and half the room has a stroke.
Meme combining a Soviet revolutionary painting (a suited orator passionately addressing a large, rifle-wielding crowd) with the caption: "me telling the local junkies about all the precious metals that can be found in a data center." The joke being that data centers contain gold, silver, platinum, and copper in circuit boards and connectors — genuinely useful intel if you're motivated enough to act on it.
Itsa me
The track is all bendy and fucked up
hide the pain harold clutching his chest in the first panel then giving a pained thumbs up in the second panel
Bernie Sanders at a podium
Pearl Jam logo
A chat message
I WONDER IF CLOUDS EVER LOOK DOWN ON US AND SAY "HEY LOOK... THAT ONE iS SHAPED LIKE AN iDiOT - graffiti