chris b

@cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social

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I’m skeeting on blue dot sky in Philadelphia. Mostly Phillies shitposting.

Grounds crew tamping down fresh clay around the rubber on pitchers mound as Jose Alvarado observes
Cristopher Sánchez on the mound at Citizens Bank Park
Smiley face screaming “Let’s fucking go”
Vacant storefront with a sign that just says “BASEBALL”
Scrooge (Michael Caine) calls out from a window to a muppet below, "You there, boy! What day is it?"
Panama edges Canada
Bo Bichette: I'm looking forward to getting booed in Philly Don Draper in Phillies hat: I don't think about you at all.
The secretary of health and human services drinking a glass of white liquid in a hot tub with Kid Rock. The word “WHOLE” is splattered on the bottom of the image in a dripping white font as if made of the same white liquid which is never definitively identified
Frasier Crane’s dad Martin Crane
Stephen King in Creepshow with meteor shit on his hand
illustration of man in a Phillies cap facing a pile of money. "Thank you for saving my life" "I'm literally just an enormous pile of money for Kyle Schwarber"
the character Michael Bolton from the movie Office Space saying “No way. Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.”
Al Pacino in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood with his eye closed in reverence. Caption: “what a picture.”
Nicole Kidman in the AMC promo gazing lovingly towards a cinema screen
LeBron James frantically gesturing at JR Smith
Principal Skinner in Phillies hat, caption: “Pathetic.”
Grampa Simpson working at Krusty Burger asking a teen “do we play baseball?”
Me standing with my back to the camera wearing a custom Kyle Schwarber jersey at his four-homer game. The jersey says “schwarbomb”
A pathetic little white dog drinking from a juice box labeled “dumb bitch juice”
Stock image of a crying child holding a gun
Spanish Duolingo question translated to “nothing is fun here”
Kanye West reveals past incestuous relationship with male cousin
Squidward from SpongeBob looking terrified
Screencap from the Simpsons, POV image of someone holding a box with Taijuan Walker’s 2025 stats including 0 ERA for the year. Text reads “Yeah, that’s one fine-looking ERA”
Screencap from the Simpsons episode “Homer’s Enemy”. Milhouse in a security guard outfit speaking to Bart: “I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over”
La La Land poster edited to include Nicholas Castellanos, who hit a grand slam against the Los Angeles Dodgers on Sunday, April 6 2025
a text from Cory Booker two hours after he finished a 24+ hour filibuster
An image of Phillies outfielder Brandon Marsh with a bat mid-flip, with a quote reading "I'm excited to pour some water on some guys"
Scrooge (Michael Caine) calls out from a window to a muppet below, "You there, boy! What day is it?"
A headline reporting that Brandon Marsh will be the regular center fielder for the Phillies
A table of Super Bowl records set during Super Bowl LIX, the only entry is Patrick Mahomes for "most fumbles, career" (6)